Cheung Weijian's lines have formed his strong personal style, so let's take a look at his classic lines.

I am the Tathagata Buddha, the Jade Emperor, the Guanyin Bodhisattva

The designated envoy to retrieve the Western Classic

The Monkey King of the Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain, Sun Wukong, the Monkey King of Qitian

So handsome!

——"The Great Sage Sun Wukong"

I am the Tathagata Buddha, the Jade Emperor, the Guanyin Bodhisattva

The designated envoy to retrieve the Western Sutra

Sun Wukong, the Monkey King of Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain,

is not your husband!

——"Monkey King, the Monkey King"

Enter the house to call people, enter the temple to worship the gods.

——"Monkey King, the Monkey King"

The gods you worship will have their blessings!

——"The Great Sage Sun Wukong"

There is a goose in the sky, and a goose in the ground. The geese are flying and the geese are hitting the geese. The fat goose in the sky wants to marry That skinny goose on the ground, the fat goose, the goose, the goose, the goose, the goose!

——"The Monkey King, Monkey King"

Tang Monk: Do you want me to recite the Tightening Curse!

Wukong: No, no, no! !

Tang Seng: Are there any fairies?

Wukong: No... No, no, no... The weather here is smooth, the country is peaceful and the people are safe, everyone respects each other as guests, the young are waiting to die, the old are waiting to get married, it is really harmonious.

——"Journey to the West"

The cool breeze has faith, and the autumn moon is boundless.

The feeling of being in love with me is like living like a year.

Although I am not a handsome and elegant person.

But I have a broad mind and strong arms.

——"Xiaobao and Kangxi"

I have no freedom, I have lost my freedom

My tears flow from my heart and heart

——"Xiaobao and Kangxi"

Chop me into pieces, cut me into pieces Feed the turtle with ground silk powder!

——"Xiaobao and Kangxi"

This palm belongs to my master Hu Dedi, this palm belongs to Chen Jinnan, and this palm belongs to Duo Long, this palm belongs to the eldest wife, the second wife, the third, fourth, fifth, sixth and seventh wives. This palm belongs to Jin Yong.

(Who is Jin Yong?)

Jin Yong doesn’t know him either, you deserve to die!

——"Xiaobao and Kangxi"

I am known as the Little White Dragon on the Water in the rivers and lakes. I can stay in the water for three days and three nights without losing breath, and I can eat raw fish, shrimps and crabs. Wei Xiaobao, the little white dragon with a calm expression

——"Xiaobao and Kangxi"

Jianning: Do you know who I am? I am Princess Jianning

< p>Xiaobao: I know, Huanzhugege’s sister! ~

——"Xiaobao and Kangxi"

I am powerful and cunning, scaring thousands of girls to death, teaching young friends bad, defrauding children of their pocket money, and molesting them. A woman from a good family who eats without money and is extremely luxurious. She is the scum champion of the martial arts world who has to pick her teeth after drinking water. The Lord of Poisons - Ba Ba.

——"Little Yu'er and Hua Wuque"

Murong Shu: Xiao Yu'er, you must treat the little fairy well in the future. If you dare to bully her, I will kill you!

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Xiao Yuer: If I make the little fairy shed even a drop of tears, I will shed half a bucket of blood for her!

——"Little Fish and Flowers"

The toad does not have to eat swan meat, but it has the right to be nice to the swan!

——"The little fish and the flowers are intact"

The roots are deep and are not afraid of the wind, and the tree is upright and are not afraid of the moon's shadow

——"The little fish and the flowers are intact" 》

The teacher who is arrogant and arrogant is the most fluent in reasoning!

——"Smart Little Understanding"

If you do it, you still have half a chance, but if you don't do it, you won't even have half a chance.

——"Smart" Little Understanding"

The "Eighteen-year-old Genius Little Chef" competition not only shocked the entire Yuen Long District, the epicenter also extended from Yuen Long to the northwest and west, passing through Tuen Mun at a speed of 6 knots Cross the head and squeeze into the Central Ring Road to the east and northeast, pass the Fan Kam Highway to Tsuen Wan, pass by Kwai Fong and enter the old tunnel, exit the Eastern Harbor Crossing, and turn into Causeway Bay through the Western Harbor Crossing. The shock level reaches Nick's special 7.5 level. .

——"The Huotou Zhi Many Stars"

The more cars you ride, the more you ride, the more cars you ride! < /p>

When we see an uneven road, we help each other.

——"Young Hero Fang Shiyu"

Sun: Hey... do you know where this place is? Let’s cook the medicine here...

Fang: Is it difficult to cook the medicine here? The traitors have moved in~~

Sun: Hey, no matter what, I am all you Elder, how can you talk to me like this?

Fang: Elder? I am an elder if I slap your mouth and poke you in the back~~ Do you understand how to grab the quilt? If I use more force, you can grab it. Got it~~~

——"Young Hero Fang Shiyu"

——"Young Hero Fang Shiyu"

(Even if I am lecturing, someone put P)

Zhi Neng: Who puts P. ． explain. ． Who put the P?

Hui Qian: It’s me~

Zhi Neng: You are so bold. You dare to say P when I am lecturing you.

Shiyu: Just let it go if you want. Does P have eyes? How can it know who is talking? Your butt recognizes people~

——"Young Hero Fang Shiyu"

Since ancient times, no one has shit, and no one can shit without paper!

——"Detective Fang Mao"

Don't use your wisdom to measure my ability.

——"Detective Fang Miu"

I see that you have no body, and your bones are as thin as firewood and thin grass. Be careful, I will dig up your ancestral graves and demolish your country Feng Shui ancestral hall

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——"Detective Fang Mao"

Ah! ! The world is so beautiful, the air is so fresh

——"Super School Bully"

Yellow lemons, red lemons, appear under the big moon, the moon looks like a lemon , hanging high in the sky, I am a killer, a killer among killers, a killer

——"Xin Wulongyuan by Xiaolin Boy"

Ari: You are so good with your mouth Speak, then come and speak for me.

Ah Yue: Well, my mouth has eaten shit, do you want to try it too!

——"Sun and Moon Divine Sword"

Dayou: I admire people who are rich and distinguished. I respect people who have no money but good character. I can only despise people who have money but no taste. I wonder which one you belong to? Master Liu.

Awang: Master, what about those who have no money and no taste?

Dayou: Then the only thing you can do is step on it hard! (Step on)

——"The True Story of Ah You"

Small Speaker: Alas...

Xiao Ci: What are you sighing for?

Little Speaker: It’s so hard to find a good woman!

Xiao Ci: What do you say?

Small speaker: I don’t understand. Those who can get out of the hall cannot get out of the kitchen! Those who can get into the kitchen are not gentle! Gentle and unassertive! Being opinionated is unfeminine! Feminine and spending money recklessly! Those who don’t spend money carelessly are old-fashioned! Not old-fashioned but a little uneasy! Rest assured, I don’t want those!

Xiao Ci: Then how many points can I give?

Small speaker: You should pass.

Xiao Ci: Alas...

Small Speaker: Why are you sighing!

Xiao Ci: It’s so hard to find a good man! The talented ones are ugly! He's handsome, but he's unreliable! It's reliable, not romantic! Romantic, dishonest! To be honest, it’s not interesting! Those who have fun don’t care about their family! As for the Gu family, they are too cowardly! Those who are not cowardly are not worried! Don’t worry, I don’t want it!

Small Speaker: What you want may not be given to you!

——"Plan A"

Gu Biao: Xiaoxiao, have you still discussed the matter I told you last time? In fact, I have a very good character. I kill people very neatly and leave the body intact. I don't even do small robberies. I can be considered a kind leader in the pirate world.

Small Speaker: I have changed my mind, but I still want you to die. When I think of you hanging, I feel particularly happy.

Gu Biao: No, I will look ugly after death. Let's do this, if you let me go, I will marry Xiaoci to you. I will suffer a little loss as your father-in-law.

Little Trumpet: After you die, she can still marry me. It doesn’t make any difference whether you are my father-in-law or not. At most, I'll burn some more paper for you in the future.

——"Plan A"

Little Trumpet: There are so many men and women in this world, so many men have found the woman they like, and there are so many of women have found a man they like. How wonderful! I also found it, but I just found a woman who cannot be with me...

——"Plan A"

Jun Bao: All those who want to become a disciple must go through Splash water to wash away the sins in the soul

Junbao: Actually this is just a symbolic ritual

Master Junbao: Meaning...(wine cup)

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Dao Hong: Yes! It's you! (As he spoke, he kissed Jun Bao on the face)

Jun Bao (said while wiping his face): Ah, in such an environment and situation, let me see, Young, smart, handsome, good at martial arts, surnamed Gong Changzhang, half a head taller than you... Oh, if you don't count your bun, I'm really half a head taller than you!

Dao Hong: I have already decided that I will not marry anyone else except you

Jun Bao: When did you decide, and why didn’t you inform others?

Dao Hong: Ever since I had that dream the second night I met you, I felt that I had fallen in love with you. Thinking about it now, it still seems like it happened yesterday.

Jun Bao: But men have their own careers, so I have to concentrate on practicing martial arts!

Dao Hong: Don’t worry, I won’t disturb you, I will be a good wife!

Jun Bao: You are a good wife, but I am not a good husband. I’m sorry!

Dao Hong: No, no, no, no, I have been with you for so long, I am sure that you must be a good husband!

Jun Bao: I’m not sure myself, so how can you be sure?

Dao Hong: You really don’t like me?

Jun Bao: I don’t like it

Dao Hong: Okay, then let me ask you a few questions. If you have something good, will you share it with me?

Jun Bao: Of course I can. Is it difficult to gain weight by eating alone?

Dao Hong: What will happen to you if I am unhappy?

Jun Bao: I will be unhappy too, even more sad than you

Dao Hong: If your house catches fire, and I and a dog, who will you save?

Jun Bao: I have never raised a dog.

Dao Hong: What about cats?

Jun Bao: Cats and dogs are both alive, I will save them both

Dao Hong: No, I can only save one!

Jun Bao: OK! Then I will save you!

Dao Hong: Then, this means that you have fallen in love with me!

Jun Bao: No, it doesn’t matter, I treat everyone like this

Dao Hong: Zhang Junbao! Are you a man?

Jun Bao: One hundred percent!

Dao Hong: But, a man must marry a wife!

Jun Bao: Both of my masters are men, but they don’t have wives either!

Dao Hong: But I have already calculated our birthdays and horoscopes. They really match each other!

Jun Bao: Just because your birth date matches your horoscope doesn’t mean you have to marry me!

Dao Hong: I must marry!

Jun Bao: You must marry me, but I don’t have to marry you!

Dao Hong: You don’t have to marry me, okay, you said so

——"Young Zhang Sanfeng"

(Ming Daohong walks into the yard)< /p>

Jun Bao (clapped his hands and said to her): Ouch, ouch, ouch... you are still angry with me

Dao Hong: Go away!

Jun Bao: A girl shouldn’t always tell people to go away. Of course I have something good to give you. Come on, come on.

I’ll give it to you. You tell a story. Once upon a time there was a martial arts idiot named Zhang Junbao. At a certain time and minute of a certain year, I met a cute little girl, her name was Ming Daohong. In order to help her escape from her father's clutches, Jun Bao did not want to marry her father as a concubine, so he took her away overnight. From then on, they held hands and connected heart to heart, traveling across the world, crossing mountains and clouds. Finally one day, they came to a place called Taixu Temple and lived a happy life from then on. After countless sunrises and sunsets, spring, summer, autumn, and winter, the little girl grew tall and graceful, and her heart was ready to get married, so her good brother went everywhere to find an ideal partner for her.

It doesn't matter if you have bad luck the first time. As the saying goes, you have to gain experience and fight again, so one day your good brother will help you find your right man!

Dao Hong (slaps Jun Bao): Go to hell!

Jun Bao: Hey, I was slapped out of kindness!

——"Young Zhang Sanfeng"

Zhang Sanfeng: Black Sesame,

Partridge Boy: Wow!

Zhang Sanfeng: White Sesame

Partridge Boy: Hair!

Zhang Sanfeng: Does he believe that? What a fool...

General Feilong: Zhang Junbao!

Zhang Sanfeng: Partridge boy, did you hear someone calling me?

Partridge Boy: Yes, behind you! ! .........

——"Young Zhang Sanfeng"

"When I find that love rival, I will definitely cut him into pieces!" Yi Tianxing said angrily.

"No way?" Zhang Junbao frowned and said, "Sweeping the floor might hurt the lives of ants, senior."

——"Young Zhang Sanfeng"

"Brother Donkey, I have a question for you." Zhang Sanfeng said looking at the donkey.

"I also have a question to ask you." said the donkey.

"I'll ask first!" Zhang Sanfeng said.

"I'll ask first!" said the donkey.

"Let me ask first!" Zhang Sanfeng said, "Have you ever seen a girl pass by who talked about whether she was beautiful or ugly, and talked in a gibberish voice?" "Yes." said the donkey.

"Then where has she gone?" Zhang Sanfeng asked anxiously.

“She walked from the left side of my eyes to the right side of my eyes, and then from the right side of my eyes to the left side of my eyes.”

“Then what?” Zhang Sanfeng asked eagerly asked.

"Then I blinked," said the donkey, "and she was gone."

"It's all in vain!" Zhang Sanfeng was about to leave, but the donkey shouted: "My You haven’t said the question yet!”

“What?” Zhang Sanfeng turned around and asked.

"Have you ever seen a little donkey passing in front of you that said whether it was beautiful or ugly?"

"Yes," Zhang Sanfeng said, "it passed by. The left side of my eye went to the right side of my eye, and then from the right side of my eye to the left side of my eye."

"Then what?" the donkey asked anxiously.

"Then I blinked and it was slaughtered."

"Huh? No way?!"

——"Young Zhang Sanfeng"< /p>

I don’t understand: Nonsense is really useless~

——"Smart Little Understanding"

I don’t understand: Two hundred sticks are okay! (Suddenly awakened) Ah! I helped Kasyapa Temple and you still need to give me a stick?!!~

——"Smart Little Understanding"

I don’t understand: I am not referring to Zhu for these words. I say it as a teacher, but as a lovelorn man who has been dumped by the woman he likes very much and has no choice but to hope that she will be happy~

——"Smart Little Understanding"

Wuxiu: Yes! I used the "Ghost King Splashing Fan" move to slap him down to see if he was awake? If he's still awake, I'll hit him on the chest with Prajna Fist with a "bang" sound. If he's still awake, wow, that's awesome! I used the "Willow Leaf Grinding Waist and Pierce the Heart Leg" to the left center of his chest, and with the edge of my toes, I kicked straight toward his heart, making him fly up to the sky like a kite, and then fall down again to ask you to wake up. Got it? Ha ha ha ha.

Don’t understand: Humph! Oh! You are perverted! That is my student! One move, "Willow Leaf Grinding the Waist and Pierce the Heart Kick," was aimed at the center left of his chest, using the edge of his toes to kick straight toward his heart, making him fly into the sky like a kite. that's all?

——"Smart Little Understanding"

Don't understand: Who can't find it? Although I have helped Kasyapa Temple a lot, don’t reward me, otherwise I will be proud! As a punishment, I don't have to wash the latrine for a year, but it doesn't matter for two years; it doesn't matter if I don't have to go to morning church for a year, but it doesn't matter for two years; and if I add one hundred taels of silver, it doesn't matter if I don't have to go to the morning hall for two years.

——"Smart Little Understanding"

Xiao Yuer: Your name is Siqin, and the other one is Gao Wa

——"Little The fish and the flowers are perfect"

Little fairy: "Guess three words for a rooster and a hen."

Little fish: "I love you."

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Little Fairy: "No, it's three chickens."

——"Little Fish and Flowers"

Little Fish: As long as the door is open, it will be Open as wide as you can, the queue to welcome the bride will be as long as possible, the trumpets will be blown as loud as possible, the groom will be as flamboyant as he wants, and the bride's clothes will be as low as she can wear them. , Laohua, am I right?

Wuque: I don’t agree, you should be more thorough, don’t wear it if you can’t do it~

——"Little Fish and Hua Wuque" 》

Xiao Yuer found that the bag containing the little fairy’s ashes was missing from her neck, so she went to ask Su Ying, “Where are my ashes?!”

——“Xiao Yuer” "With Flowers"

Xiao Yu'er: "Who dares to hurt my young master.

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Murong: "Who are you? "

Xiao Yu'er: "I am the new servant of the Murong family---my name is Murong Fantong!"

Xiao Yu'er: "Don't worry, young master, I'm here. Someone can hurt you to a hair's breadth. Whoever comes, tell me by name! "

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Xiao Yu'er: "Who dares to hurt my young master. "

Murong: "Who are you? ”

Xiao Yu’er: “Master, don’t be afraid, I am the new servant of the Murong family—Murong Toilet!”

Xiao Yu’er: “Master, don’t worry, I’m here.” , no one can hurt you. Whoever comes, please tell me your name! "

Murong: "But you look very similar to the dead Murong rice bucket just now!"

Xiao Yu'er: "Yes, he is my brother! What the hell is he?" Dead? Who killed him? "

Murong: "That's her!

Xiao Yu'er: "Damn it, my brother has no grudge against you, but you actually killed him! I will fight you!" "

Xiao Yu'er: "One word to describe it, stupid! ”

——“Little Fish and Flowers”

Little Fairy: What would you do if you only had one incense left in your life?

< p>Xiao Yu'er: I will marry the little fairy

Little fairy: What will you do if the little fairy only has one incense left in her life?

Xiao Yu'er? Son: I will marry the little fairy

——"Xiao Yu'er and Hua Wuque"

Old flower: Go away~!

Xiao Yu'er : Don't be so gentle, I will faint~~~~

——"Xiao Yu'er and Hua Wuque"

Xiao Yu'er: "I'm so smart, how can I be like this?" Brothers who look like wood? "

Laohua: "I am so talented in martial arts, how can I have a brother who is so clumsy? "

——"Little Fish and Flowers"

Tu Jiaojiao: There is a child in front of you. You want to drive a carriage over, what should you do?

< p>Xiao Yuer: I should say sorry first

——"Xiao Yuer and Hua Wuque"

Waiter: Sir, can you eat so many dishes? ?

Xiao Yu’er: Are you worried that we won’t pay?

Xiao Er: I’m really worried that you won’t pay!

Xiao Yu’er! Harmony and evil lead to heaven: small wealth comes from frugality, great wealth comes from heaven, and great wealth comes from not giving money.

Waiter: Are you really not going to give me money?

Xiao Yu'er: What are you in a hurry? I said we don't have any money and I didn't say I wouldn't give you money. I'm going out to look for money now.

——"Xiao Yu'er and Hua Wuque" 》

Yu: The most boring thing in the world is to be a beautiful girl’s adopted brother, with obligations but no rights

——"Little Fish and Flowers"

< p>Hua Wuque: Why are you staring at me?

Tie Xinlan: Nothing.

Xiao Yuer: She is looking at me.

——" "Little Fish and Flowers"