Funny tongue twister, funny
1, flower frog
Flower frog, quack,
Looking at the watermelons in the watermelon field,
Watermelons boast frogs' back flowers,
Frogs boast that watermelons grow big.
2. Garlic noodles
Noodles with garlic, noodles with garlic,
Eat garlic noodles and count garlic cloves;
Noodles with garlic, noodles with garlic,
Eat garlic cloves mixed with garlic.
3. White Temple, White Cat and White Hat
There is a white temple on the top of the mountain.
There is a white cat in the white temple.
There is a white hat outside the White Temple.
The white cat saw the white hat,
Ran into the white temple with a white hat.
4. Goose and pigeon
A flock of big white pigeons in the sky and a flock of big white geese in the river.
Xiang Tiange has white pigeons with sharp red beaks and white geese with curved necks.
White doves cut clouds and white geese cut waves.
Pigeons are cheerful, geese are lively,
White geese and doves are so happy in the blue sky.
5. Mr. Liu Liu, Liu Lao Liu, Lao Lao Ge Sa.
Sitting at the door gnawing bones and beating dogs from the south.
The dog looks familiar, like that aunt's house.
Big eyebrows, big eyes, big nose, big ears and big mouth.
Dadama's big Australian poodle.
Another dog came from the north.
This dog is familiar, too. It looks like the second aunt's.
Two big eyebrows, two big eyes and two big noses.
Two big ears and two big mouths.
Second aunt's No.2 Australian poodle
Two dogs robbed the bone and hurt their heads.
6. The front door building is nine feet nine inches.
Four doors are three bridges and five arches.
Go east by the side door and go out of the city for 40 minutes to Tongzhou.
Tongzhou has 66 hutongs.
Article 66 There lived a 66-year-old Mr. Liu in an alley.
Sixty-six-year-old Mr. Sixty-six-year-old Mr Head's younger brother three
7. Built those sixty-six good tall buildings.
Interesting tongue twister at the front door
There are sixty-six baskets of osmanthus oil in his building.
The basket is covered with 66 pieces of grosgrain silk.
Sixty-six lion rolling hydrangeas were embroidered on silk.
These sixty-six sandalwood trees were planted outside the building.
Tie sixty-six big cows (. ) to the shaft.
A cow carries sixty-six monkeys.
Funny tongue twister, hilarious II
1, there is a noodle restaurant whose door faces south, with a blue cotton curtain hanging on the door, which is optional, and the noodle restaurant door faces south; Hang the blue cotton curtain, the noodle restaurant or the door faces south.
There is a goose standing on the slope, and there is a river under the slope. The river is wide, the goose is fat, the goose has to cross the river, and the river has to cross the goose.
3, two geese by the river, white goose and gray goose, oh, oh, love to sing, sing thirsty and hungry, hold your head high and suck moths, and moths can't find a nest on the shore. The grass nest was dark and short, so we had to cross the river. The river is really warm, and I can't go hungry any more. I am really happy to travel and sing love songs with peace of mind.
There is a lazy man whose real name is Ruan. He carried a basket to sell eggs, shouting "sell eggs" and "sell eggs". No one came to buy eggs, not because the variety of eggs was chaotic, but because the skin of eggs was too soft. It's hard to buy rice without selling eggs, and it's a long way to go home for dinner. Burn the burnt grass to keep warm, and eat some soft eggs in the basket.
5, current affairs learning to read newspapers, newspapers are current affairs, often read newspapers and think more, my heart is filled with what is going on in the world.
6. There is a sun in the sky, a stone in the ground, a tongue in the mouth and five fingers in the hand. Whether it is the scorching sun in the sky, the hard stone in the ground, the soft tongue in the mouth, the fingers in the hand, or the scorching sun, the hard stone, the soft tongue and the fingers, they are all practicing their tongues.
7. You are diligent, and I am diligent. Together, the soil turns into gold. Workers and peasants are brothers, like a family.
8. There is a Yellow River in Class One and a Kelly in Class Two. The Yellow River and Kelly are engaged in creation, the Yellow River is engaged in woodcut, and Kelly writes poetry. The Yellow River helped Kelly write poems, and Kelly helped the Yellow River make woodcuts. Thanks to their cooperation, the Yellow River completed woodcuts and Kelly wrote poems.
9. Three mountains support four waters, four waters surround three mountains, three mountains and four waters are always spring, and four waters and three mountains are always spring.
10, visit the West Lake, carry the tin pot, drop the tin pot into the West Lake, and cherish the tin pot; Listening to physics is like being in fog, watching physics is like being in fog, and ignoring physics. ...
1 1, broadsword against single knife, single knife against broadsword, broadsword against single knife, and single knife wins broadsword.
12, Tianjin and Beijing, two twin cities. The rhymes of Tianjin and Beijing are not the same. There is a nasal rhyme in front of the word Tianjin, and a nasal sound behind the word Beijing. Please listen carefully and identify your pronunciation.
13. There are three phoenixes in the cage, yellow phoenixes, red phoenixes and pink phoenixes. Suddenly, Huang Feng pecked at the red phoenix, the red phoenix pecked at Huang Feng and the pink phoenix pecked at Huang Feng. Do you think the Red Phoenix pecked Huang Feng or Huang Feng pecked the Red Phoenix?
14. On March 3rd, San Xiao practiced mountaineering. Up and down, up and down. Climbed the mountain three times, ran three miles three times, broke out in a sweat and soaked three shirts. Xiaosan stood on the mountain and shouted, "It's only three feet and three meters from the sky!" " "
15, red brick pile, blue brick pile, butterflies chasing beside the brick pile, butterflies flying around the brick pile, butterflies flying around the brick pile.
16, Chen is Chen, Cheng is Cheng, and Chen can't be called Cheng, and Cheng can't be called Chen. The tattoo next to it is Cheng, and the ear is Chen. If you don't distinguish between Cheng and Chen, you will mistake one for another.
17, Fengfeng and Fangfang, shopping for blended fabrics. Red blending, powder blending, yellow blending and gray blending. Red flowers are blended to make skirts and pink flowers are blended to make clothes. How beautiful it is to put on clothes. Fengfeng and Fangfang are very happy
18, Xiao Guo drew a red flower, Xiao Ge drew a yellow flower, Xiao Guo wanted to exchange his red flower for Xiao Ge's yellow flower, and Xiao Ge exchanged his yellow flower for Xiao Guo's red flower.
19, the river is a slope and the river is under the slope. There is a goose standing on the slope. Goose looked down at a river, a wide river, a fat goose, a goose crossing the river, a goose crossing the river. The red-crowned crane flew from the river slope, the crane wangjiang geese, and the crane laughed. I don't know whether the geese crossed the river or crossed it.
20. The long worm turns around the brick pile and finishes drilling the brick pile.
2 1. Teacher Shi, Teacher Si, Teacher Shi, Teacher Shi is with me every day. Teacher Shi taught me selflessness, teacher Si gave me spiritual food, teacher Shi told me to think twice when something happened, and teacher Shi gave me the key to knowledge. Thanks to Teacher Shi, Teacher Si and Teacher Shi.
22, purple porcelain plate, shark fin, a plate of cooked shark fin, a plate of raw shark fin. Chixiaochi took a porcelain spoon and asked for steamed shark fin. As soon as a bite of shark fin reached his mouth, the fishbone got into his teeth, and Koike patted his leg and scratched his teeth in pain.
23. A Lama came from the south, pulling a five-Jin tower. From the north, he is dumb. Don't pin a horn at your waist. Lamas like Tilata want to trade their horns for dumb horns. Stupid people who can't talk don't want to trade their horns for the tower of Lama Tilata. Lama Tirata takes the tower, but he can't play the trumpet. The dumb man who didn't play the trumpet hit Lama Tilata with his trumpet. I don't know if the Lama of Tilata took the tower and broke the speakers of other dumb speakers. I wonder if another speaker's mute Nalaba broke the tower of Lama Tirana. Ta Dun, Lama of Tirata, don't be dumb.
24, four is four, ten is ten, fourteen is fourteen, forty is forty, who can say forty, fourteen, forty-four, who will try?
25, magazines, magazines, magazines, there are political knowledge, historical knowledge, writing guidance, poetry notes, as well as afforestation, swamp management, planting flowers and plants, production manuals and other dozens of magazines.
26. Headquarters instruction: Company commander Shi Lianchang, the company commander of the 4th regiment, and his party of 40 people arrived at the headquarters on time at 4: 44 on 10, and the division commander held a swearing-in meeting.
27. Third brother and third sister-in-law, lend me three buckets and three liters of dates. When I pick new dates from the tree next year, I will return all the three buckets and three liters of dates I borrowed to your third brother and sister-in-law.
28. The paper is wrapped in fine silver thread, and there are 4444 small dead lice skins lying on the fine silver thread.
29. There are temples in the mountains, cities outside the mountains, thirty-three disciples and forty-four masters. Thirty-three disciples practiced calligraphy in the temple, and forty-four masters went to work in the city. Thirty-three disciples spent forty-four hours and forty-four masters walked thirty-three miles. I walked 33 miles, did 44 things and spent 44 hours writing 33 words.
30. There are round eyes in front of the mountain and round eyes behind the mountain. They come to compare their eyes. I don't know if it's round eyes or round eyes.
Teacher Shi, Teacher Si, Teacher Shi and Teacher Shi are with me every day. Teacher Shi taught me selflessness, and Teacher Si gave me spiritual food. Teacher Shi made me think twice when I was in trouble. Teacher Shi gave me the key to knowledge. Thank you, Teacher Shi, Teacher Shi, Teacher Shi, Teacher Shi.
32. Scoop hot oil with copper spoon, cool oil with iron spoon, cool oil with copper spoon and cool oil with iron spoon. Spoon the oil into the frying spoon, and there will be delicious food every month. Stew squid pieces first, then chop mutton strips. The fire burns under the stove, the oil is cooked in the spoon, and the pot is as hot as a copper spoon and an iron spoon.
33. There are forty-four stone lions in front of the stone temple. There are forty-four astringent persimmons on the tree in front of the temple. Forty-four stone lions don't eat forty-four astringent persimmons, and forty-four astringent persimmons eat forty-four stone lions instead.
34. What is the sum of seven plus one and one minus? Seven plus one, minus one, plus or minus seven.
35. There are thick green legs in front of the mountain and thick green legs behind the mountain. The two of them came to the mountain to compare their legs. I don't know whether Cui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs or Cui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs.
36, three mountains and four waters, four waters around three mountains; Three mountains and four waters are always spring, and four waters and three mountains are always spring.
37. Appointment is appointment, and the name of the person is the name of the person. The name of the person appointed cannot be wrong. If the name is wrong, the date is wrong.
38. Mouth says legs, legs say mouths, mouths say legs love running errands, legs say mouths love selling mouths. Long legs and long mouth are not as good as moving your legs with your mouth.
39. Communication cannot be pronounced with the same surname, and the same surname cannot be said to be communication. People with the same surname can communicate with each other, and the people who communicate have different surnames.
40. People look for the bell, and the bell keeps following people. Are people looking for a bell or a bell looking for someone?
4 1. Mother-in-law and Mammy came to the hillside. Mother-in-law silently picked mushrooms, while Mammy silently pulled out radishes. Mother-in-law took a broken dustpan, Mammy took a thin basket, Mother-in-law picked a small mushroom with a half dustpan, and Mammy pulled out a big radish with a basket. Mother-in-law picks mushrooms to make cakes, and mother sells radishes to buy steamed bread.
42, the wind blows away, and the ash flies. The wind blew away flowers and ashes, and ashes danced in the wind.