Last year, I sent a gift of Spanish mackerel to my wife's house (Qingdao custom says that "Spanish mackerel makes people laugh", and every spring I send some fresh Spanish mackerel to my parents-in-law to show my filial piety), because I bought two Spanish mackerel after work, which is not very big (the bigger the better, I bought two bottles for a long time).

After returning home, my mother-in-law seemed very unhappy when she saw these two smaller Spanish mackerel. She ignored me all night, and I don't understand what happened! Later in the evening, I asked my wife quietly, and she told me the reason that the two Spanish mackerel you bought were too small. I said, is a 5 kg too small? Can I have some more? I didn't sleep well all night.

The next morning, I got up and took a shit in the bathroom. Maybe my mother-in-law didn't know I was inside, so she heard her mother-in-law and her father-in-law muttering outside: Look at the son-in-law opposite the door, she bought two 10 Jin of Spanish mackerel the other day. He fooled me with these two big fish. Too narrow-minded. I was so angry that I deliberately pressed the button to flush the toilet.