/Countdown to 9 days Kyoto/

Announcement: Su Shi, male, a researcher at the National Academy of Social Sciences, was reported by the masses for talking about the Central Committee, and now he has been arrested and brought to justice for verification. -Wutai police station.

Sheriff Li Ding and Shu Qin were interviewed by Twelve Invitations: "Su Dongpo! Traitors and thieves! Disturb people's hearts! Don't think that being the first online celebrity blogger is self-expanding. I don't know where the confidence can escape from our palms? "

When he was arrested, Dongpo said, "Well, I'm getting cold. Let me say goodbye to my family? "

the emperor said, "it's not that serious."

When Su Dongpo came home, everyone cried when they heard the news. He now made up a story to coax them, and finally imitated his wife's female voice and muttered, "I'm going to the palace today, and this time I'm going to ruin my old scalp." Go and tell the truth, and I'll take my son back to my brother's house. "

Mrs. Su smiled through tears when she heard this.

the emperor greeted him, but he didn't take the punishment, so it would produce cross-examination. And sent a human flesh monitor to watch the wind remotely.

The eunuch came back and reported to the emperor that there was nothing unusual. Only once, it seems that the person who delivered the food changed and sent fish (code word danger). He was frightened. I'm afraid of death, too. I'm not as brave as legend says. Usually I eat well and sleep soundly.

the emperor was relieved: "I knew he had a clear conscience."

But this matter is not over, the establishment can't tolerate him, and he was banished to Huangzhou. It is "the cold branches are not willing to live, and lonely sandbar is cold". At this time, Su Shi officially turned into a Dongpo layman who worked hard on Dongshan Mountain.

Soon difficulties came. Without food, he had to learn to farm to support a large family.

He wrote a poem to a friend: I picked up a lot of rubble as a scavenger, planted 3 mu of mulberry trees, and mowed the grass to build a snow house. Labor made me happy. Oh, it's just the wind and the sun, black as a ghost.

When he was tired, he slept in the grass until it was dark. The herdsmen were afraid that the cattle and sheep would step on him and wake him up. He also wrote the story as "Huang Niban Ci".

career prospects are hopeless, so enjoy yourself.

at this time, Dongpo finally faded out of the sharp political struggle and exuded? A witty light. Only by enjoying this kind of life can he contribute three great works to the world: Niannujiao Chibi Nostalgia, Qianchibi Fu and Houchibi Fu.

There are only a few hundred words, which are profound in sentiment, natural and unrestrained, open-minded in loss, and unique in worldly affairs, like riding the clouds and the wind to stand on the sky.

just because he can write these works, it makes sense to be jealous and retaliated by his peers.

This is the moment when Lao Su was really born in the cultural history of China. He was 44 years old that year.

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/Countdown to 1 days. Kaifeng/

Su Dongpo likes to "play tricks" on his friends, and there are no jokes that he dare not make.

Foreign Minister Lv Dafang said, "Hum ~ Su Zizhan, wait for me a little longer, and then try to arrange me around, laughing that I can sleep like a turtle. What's wrong with the tortoise? The tortoise lives long. "

Prime Minister Sima Guang said: "Controversy in state affairs can be discussed. We are taking targeted measures to prevent and resolve the debt problem of local governments in an orderly manner. It can be safely said that the overall situation is safe and controllable. But you changed my nickname behind my back, childish, and others couldn't hear it well. "

Fo Yin, the abbot of Jinshan Temple, said, "We are a monk with compassion, and our six roots are pure. Thinking that he loves meat, I asked my disciple to go to the vegetable market and cut a few catties of meat and cook it for him personally. It may have been mistaken for the food of the donors by the Zhaitang. When he came to see me, I was worried and looked at the joke with my hands. Who worked hard for whom? It's easy to stand and talk. "

at the turn of the year, Chen Yao said, "When we were in Huangzhou, we often chatted in the fields. My wife sometimes makes a loud noise. I dropped my hoe. It's really not me who raked my ears. He also wrote a doggerel and laughed at me. As a result, everyone knew the allusion of' lion roars' and lost his face. "

it's his turn to be the examiner of the imperial examination. Several colleagues were busy marking papers, but he just went around the rooms, chatting and laughing, which made everyone unable to concentrate on their work.

However, when interviewing Su Dongpo, ask him what's bothering him.

He pushed his Kongming hat: "The trouble is-it's too red."

indeed, everyone spits about him and is willing to pay for him, even if they risk losing their jobs, they should make friends with him. Not only because he is talented, but also because he is so interesting.

A thousand years later, Yu Guangzhong also said: Choose a partner when traveling, not Li Bai, he is irresponsible, and may soon disappear without a trace; It is too bitter to choose Du Fu; If you want to choose Su Dongpo, it's fun.

wherever he goes, there are fans everywhere. Ordinary people see him just like they see Aidou, cheering at the top of their lungs.

Ma Mengde, for example, insists on being his agent despite being an official, which is euphemistically called: relying on parents at home and friends when going out. Career tenure, never change a thousand dollars.

Nest Valley insists on giving early education to his children just to get close to him. His circle of friends should be like this: phoenix begets phoenix, dragon begets dragon, and it is an honor to be his son's teacher.

The visitor stepped on the threshold, and an old examinee went to great lengths to find him and showed him his poems. The recitation was cadence and sonorous, and after reading it, he was quite complacent and asked, "My Lord, I don't know how my book is?"

Dongpo felt sorry for him, and it was hard to burst his dream bubble, so he had to say, "1 points!" "

The man was happy when Dongpo added euphemistically, "Recite 7 minutes!"

Dongpo is such a decent person.

This is his 14th year in the DPRK. At that time, people didn't know that he was about to fall from a height.

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/Countdown to 16, days. A rookie/

Lin Yutang is also a fan. He wrote a biography for him, a field trip, and a star calculation. From the beginning, he came to a subtle conclusion: Su Dongpo, a Scorpio man, had seven large moles on his back, which were connected in the shape of a big dipper. Strange people are different, and they are more overbearing than Qu Yuan, who claims to be born on an auspicious day.

after his father gave birth to him at the age of 27, he suddenly became angry and studied for the college entrance examination. It is said that the main purpose is to set an example for Su Shi.

In ancient times, there was no science in the college entrance examination, but the Chinese exam was very detailed, such as political theory, ancient books, poems and essays, but it was not necessarily easy to get a detailed exam.

Meng Jiao sold out all his furniture in order to take the imperial examination. He didn't get into the imperial examination until he was in his fifties. He tried his best to get it, and he was so proud that he sat in a BMW sports car and looked at the beautiful women on both sides like clouds. He was in high spirits for the second spring.

Su Dongpo, on the other hand, is a perfect composition.

At that time, the examiner was Ouyang Xiu. After reading Su Shi's exam-taking articles, he sweated repeatedly and told people around him that I was retiring. This boy will be the MVP in the next 3 years.

Su Dongpo is fire of life. After becoming an official, he spent his whole life in the water. The most famous poems are written by rivers. New canals were built, water wells were dug, floating horses were invented to transplant rice seedlings, Xuzhou was built for flood control and disaster relief, Su Causeway Chunxiao increased the beauty of the West Lake, and bamboo tap water was invented to solve the problem of fresh water for people's livelihood.

Even if he was relegated to an island in the sea of Wang Yang, he could not stop his tearful smile.

Fengxiang has been suffering from drought for a long time. He asked the gods for rain, and it rained nectar. He danced hand in hand with the people.

when he was in Yingzhou, when there was a famine in a disaster year and the people couldn't afford to eat, he wrote to the court urgently. I couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, so I woke up my colleagues and said, shall we secretly get some wheat from the official warehouse and give them pancakes?

this is a drop in the bucket, but he is willing to go to Jingwei to fill the sea.

Wang Guowei once said this sentence, which is translated as follows: Poets under three generations, Qu Yuan, Tao Yuanming, Du Fu and Su Shi, even if they are not literary geniuses, can remain immortal only by the light of personality!

when he was in trouble, he took pleasure in it. He saw through life and still loved natural creatures.

His talent, purity and interest are too advanced for the times to match him.

His aesthetic taste influenced the romantic trend of thought after the Ming and Qing Dynasties, and the feeling of "sad fog, all over Hualin" in A Dream of Red Mansions was instigated by his pioneer.

happiness is the base of sorrow.

When I think back to that year, he was the top student in high school. On that day, he was 21 years old, and he was in his best age. He was full of ambition and spirit.

after palace examination, Song Renzong said to the queen: I have chosen two prime ministers for our DaSong. Su Shi, in particular, is a talented person, and will certainly be able to pick the future beam.

hit the floor, lingering sound.