1. In junior high school, there was a great buddy at school. Every time he goes to the toilet, he has to pee standing up before he squats down. At this time, someone couldn't help asking him, "Can't you pee while squatting?" Why is it so troublesome every time? As a result, the buddy replied coldly, "Because I don't think squatting to pee is a man!" Then his words swept the whole school! !
My colleague is a chatterbox. I once called him 10086 and chatted with a woman who was doing human services all morning. If Unicom didn't send the arrears information, I believe he can still speak. 3. When the ID card expires, go to the relevant department to reissue a new one. The elder sister who handled it looked at the old card, then at me and said, "Young man! Nothing has changed in these years! No girlfriend yet? " I was surprised and asked, "Sister, how did you tell?" Sister smiled: "I try to make you look handsome, hoping to help you!" " "4, like a dress, you find it beautiful, and you haven't seen anyone else wear it, so you buy it happily ~ when you put it on the road, you will find that there is a shirt collision today ~ there will be a shirt collision tomorrow, and you will find that the whole world is against you, and the clothes are really ugly! -It's not terrible to bump your shirt. Whoever is ugly is embarrassed!
5. I pursued the goddess for 3 months, and the goddess was furious: Are you bored? All right, I'll give you a chance. I will follow you, if you touch me at a distance of 30 cm, you don't need anything but my body! Me: Are you serious? Goddess: Yes. But urine doesn't count Then I spit in her face with sticky phlegm. . . 6. A foreign guy participated in a blind date program in China. W: Where do you live after marriage? Do you have a room? I live with my grandmother, father and stepmother. This house belongs to the last century. 10 lights out. W: What do you do? Your father replied: I am a soldier, and my father has no unit. Eight lights went out. Compere: Where are you from? What's your name? Young man: In England, people call me Prince William.