Q: Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Let's play an idiom.

A: The facts are clear.

Q: Why are pears the hottest fruit?

A: Pears (ions) are hot.

Q: Who is the darkest cartoon character in the world?

A: Robot cat

Why: Because he can't see his fingers.

Q: Who is the most compassionate cartoon character in the world?

A: It's still a robot cat

Why: Because he always gives people a helping hand.

Q: A wolf came to the North Pole and accidentally fell into the sea of ice. What did he become when he was fished out?

A: Betel nut

Q: What do African cannibals eat?

A: people!

Q: Then one day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be a vegetarian. What did he eat?

A: Eat vegetables!

Q: What animal sticks to the wall most easily?

A: Sea (newspaper) leopard

Q: What happens when a fat man falls from 12 floor?

fat person

Q: Who will help you eat when you are full?

Answer: Because in the sky (field)

Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and then died. How did he die?

A: He suffocated because there was no telephone pole to pee in the desert.

Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole, but he was still suffocated. Why?

A: On the dotted bar? No peeing here?

Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. Nothing stuck to it, but it was stuffy.

Yes, why?

A: Many puppies are waiting in line.

Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. Nothing was posted on it, and the queue was there.

Fruit is still stuffy, why?

A: Because there are two beautiful dogs MM behind him, he is very embarrassed.

Q: A triangle tree was sent to the North Pole for planting ... when it grew up! What's the name of that tree?

Answer: trigonometric function (cold tree)

Q: Boss, isn't this called beef noodles? Why is there no beef? !

They call it the old woman's cake. Why not get a wife if you buy it? !

Q: Why do silkworm babies have money?

Answer: Because silkworms can cocoon (thrifty).

Who will be eliminated from the game, the wolf, the tiger or the lion?

A: Wolves, because of Momotaro.

Q: What is God's vehicle?

Baby, magic (riding) baby

Q: Xiaobai, Huang Xiao and Xiaolan all have long-distance buses. Who gets carsick?

Answer: Xiaobai, because Xiaobai will vomit (white rabbit).

Q: Xiao Bai+Xiao Bai =?

A: White Rabbit (Xiaobaier)

Q what should I do at 12 in the evening?

Cramming at the last minute? Because cramming at zero.

Q grandpa, dad, brother, who will cry after listening to mom?

Grandpa? Because every night I think of my mother's words, my tears are flashing. .......

Which river is the most insidious?

Rhine-Rhine

Q: Why aren't temples built in the southern hemisphere?

Because there is no Amitabha in the south.

Q: There are two sisters in conjoined twins, one is Mary and the other is Mary. Excuse me?

Monroe. Because Marilyn Monroe.

Q: Is there anything that can make you typing effortless and comfortable?

doze off

Isn't it illegal to steal?

laugh to oneself

Q Mayflower and Lily have never had children?

Mayflower? Because Mayflower toilet paper (unborn)

Which cartoon character is fattest?

Peter pan? Because fat (flying), fat Peter Pan.

Q Who can whistle when brushing your teeth?

People with false teeth

Q Xiaoming economist cut the wall to draw light, why was he killed?

Isolation is a beauty's bathroom.

Q: How can I find the lost thumbtack immediately?

Bare feet

Q: What kind of writing is the most profitable?

Write a blackmail letter

Who was the first to be called to support, the kitten, the puppy or the chicken?

Puppy? Because Wang Bei Bei (back first)

Interesting riddles and answers 2

There is a natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into Qiantang River on September 7th?

Answer: Sink into the bottom of the river.

There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he?

Answer: yourself.

The hotter the weather, what climbs higher?

Answer: thermometer

An old lady got on the bus. Why didn't anyone give up his seat?

Answer: There are seats on the bus.

Xiao Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it?

Answer: Brush false teeth.

Which hurts more, coconut or watermelon?

Answer: I have a headache.

What is the product with the same production date and effective date?

Answer: newspapers

Why do hospitals never accept patients?

Answer: Veterinary hospital

There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right three times, then turns back three times and turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time?

Answer: Face the ground.

What do fat girls say when they are sick and most afraid of being visited by others?

Answer: Take care.

If tomorrow is the end of the world, why should someone commit suicide today?

Answer: Have a place in heaven.

Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes?

Answer: Chicken lays eggs.

Fox is best at confusing men, so which "fine" men and women are fascinated together?

Answer: alcohol.

Xiao Zhang never touches the ground when he walks. Why?

Answer: Also through shoes and socks.

Pangpang is a famous diver, but one day, he stood on the platform but didn't dare to jump. Why is this?

Answer: There is no water below.

Which tooth was pulled out at last?

Answer: Dentures.

Why do two tigers have to fight to the death and never give up?

Answer: No one dares to stop fighting.

Xiaohong and her mother are both in the same class. Why?

A: One is a student and the other is a teacher.

Why did the frog lose to the dog in the swimming competition?

Answer: Frog breaststroke fouled.

How long does it take to finish Peking University?

A: A banknote clock is enough.

Xiaoming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does mother always ask her father who can't repair the clock to repair it for her?

Answer: Repair Xiaoming.

What color are the teeth of black and white babies?

Answer: Babies have no teeth.

What should I do if I want to shorten a stick, but I don't want to cut it off, break it or shorten it?

Answer: Take one that looks like it.

How to write zero in Roman numerals?

Answer: Roman numerals have no zero.

Can you make a number greater than three and less than four with three chopsticks?

Answer: Take pi?

Sasha claims to be an expert in distinguishing the age of hens. His unique skill is to use his teeth. Why?

Answer: Eat chicken to see if the hen is old or tender.

What symbol should be added between the number 0 and 1 to make this number greater than 0 and less than 1?

Answer: add one. It becomes 0. 1.

What do you mean, if dad doesn't touch it, just touch it twice?

Answer: upper lip and lower lip

A square table is missing a corner. How many angles are there?

Answer: 5 cents.

Mrs. Kim has always been outspoken. What made her suddenly speak hesitatingly?

Answer: Mrs. King hesitates when she eats sugar cane.

Please think it over. What is the biggest shadow you see?

A: The shadow of the earth means every night.

There are 24 people in row 6. How can we arrange them by 5 people?

Answer: Just arrange in regular hexagon.

On the bus, two people are having a heated conversation, but the onlookers can't hear a word. Why?

Answer: This is a deaf-mute couple.

Under what circumstances is a person really at the mercy of others?

A: On the operating table.

The angrier things get, the bigger things get.

Answer: Temper.

Asked the doctor about the patient, the doctor only raised five fingers and the family cried. What is the reason?

Answer: three long and two short.

What fakes are people willing to buy?

Answer: wigs, dentures

What gets dirtier the more you wash it?

Answer: water.

Who is the most disobedient?

Answer: deaf

A man fell into the river and struggled several times. He climbed up from the river, his clothes were all wet, but his hair was gone. Why?

Answer: Because he is bald.

Xiaoming bought a new sock with only one hole, but he didn't go to the shop assistant to change it. Do you know why?

Answer: sock mouth

What did you do that you didn't do, but you will be punished?

Answer: Homework.

What does everyone want?

Answer: Sick.

What English letters are the most pleasing to listen to?

Answer: CD

What produces a tail at night?

Answer: Meteor.

The family asked the doctor about the patient. The doctor only put up five fingers and the family cried. What is the reason?

Answer: three long and two short.

What has five heads, but people don't find it strange?

Answer: hands, feet

What water will never be used up?

Answer: tears

What is the elephant's left ear like?

Answer: Right ear

What books are not available in bookstores?

Answer: suicide note

What hat can't be worn?

Answer: Nuts.

A student lives in school. Why is he often late for school?

Answer: The school where his home is located is not the school where he goes to school.

Why do the police turn a blind eye to drivers who run red lights?

Answer: The driver didn't drive.

Two fathers and sons went to buy hats. Why did they only buy three?

Answer: Three generations.

In a closely monitored exam, two students handed in the same test paper. After the examiner found out, he didn't think they cheated. What is the reason?

A: Both of them are blank.

Aunt Zhang talked all day, but for one month she said the least. What month was that?

Answer: February