I sent you this ten-cent message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is my birthday present to you. Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight.
Dear mobile phone users, in order to keep you awake on April Fool's Day (1), we provide quick wisdom books, as long as you keep reading. You can learn it after ten times.
I insured you 20 thousand yuan today to have a safe April fool's day. How interesting! The insurance company will send someone to send you the insurance policy and invoice ... Oh, I forgot, this 20,000 premium was paid by you.
Poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you are infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this short message. Now bacteria are wearing uniforms, full of energy, neatly arranged, and walking through your body with vigorous steps. ...
Because of you, I believe in fate; Because of you, I believe in fate; Maybe all this is predestined by heaven, which brings us together in some way. I really want to say ... what did I do in my last life?
No matter where you are, as long as you smile and shout "I am a beauty" three times, I will appear in front of you.
● The vast sky makes you fly high, beautiful stories are interpreted by you, kind children have to chase, and humorous messages are sent to the little turtle! ! !
● Transfer Notice: We have transferred RMB 200,000 to your account as required. Please confirm it within 2 seconds, otherwise the transfer will be invalid.
● Forward this message 3 times and you will be lucky; Forward it 6 times and you will be official; Forward 10 times, and you will be lucky; Forward it 20 times and spend 2 yuan!
When Bajie applied, the boss asked if you had a job title. Pig proudly said: the messenger of the altar! Boss: A person who cleans up phlegm and feces? Oh, then clean the toilet!
● Wukong is sucking the ground with a magnet. Friar Sand asked, Brother, what are you looking for? Wukong: Hey! I dropped my golden hoop, and it didn't take long to grow!
● Tang Priest: I want to drink. Who can ask the way to the bar? The pig casually said, master, you are old-fashioned Now that Windows XP is used, who still uses WIN98?
I haven't heard from you for a long time I wonder if you are all right now. I passed by your house the other day and went in to have a look. I saw you asleep, and I didn't have the heart to wake you up. Hey, only you have a litter of pigs!
● A lazy cat madly pursued a mouse and finally got married. After marriage, the cat took care of the mouse in every way, and the mouse soon became fat. The mouse was very moved: Dear, why are you so kind to me? Hey, hey, the cat said with a smile, you'll know when you get fat.
Meeting you is the beginning of my heart. Falling in love with you is my happy choice. Having you is my most precious wealth. Stepping into the red carpet is my eternal motivation. I love you the most. Too bad I sent it to the wrong person.
● Sample! Drink Langjiu, walk the dog, sing folk songs and take the water; Comb the head shape of the lovelorn and walk with affectionate steps; Open your broken eyes and look for the rain and dew of love everywhere. You are so cool!
● Chickens are used to lay eggs, cows do what they have to do, cats go door to door, sheep are the future kebabs, and dogs are used for people. You wait for the circle.
These two days are really cold. You must take care of yourself. Don't freeze. As the saying goes, people freeze their legs and pigs freeze their mouths. I have put on my pants, so you should buy a mask quickly.
Do you know that?/You know what? I miss you, I really miss you, I miss you day and night, I toss and turn, I can't sleep at night, I miss my heart, I miss my emotional state, when will you repay me the money you owe me?
A college student was caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, where are you from? I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! The college student replied to the enemy's words and was electrocuted. He said, I'm from TV University!
The types of pigs are: domestic pigs raised at home, wild boars born in the mountains, stupid pigs who read the information, stupid pigs who laugh, stupid pigs who are angry, and dead pigs who don't reply to the information.
● I see vicissitudes in your brow, confidence in your eyes, years on your forehead and leeks between your lips and teeth. Go brush your teeth!
● Tea should be strong; Road, go straight; Eat pig's trotters well; Ah, this one with a mouse is not bad. Ha ha.
● What should I do if I am hungry? Have a hot pot rinse! What if you are thirsty? Go to the seaside! What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat! What should I do if I miss you? Look at the pigsty!
● Chickens are used to lay eggs, cows do what they have to do, cats go door to door, sheep are the future kebabs, and dogs are used for people. You wait for the circle.
● Mosquitoes fly to the sleeping baby's ass, and dad drives them away and paints them with toilet water. The baby woke up and shouted, Mom, the mosquito just peed on my ass!
● An old lady loved playing mahjong before her death. After her death, her children offered to send mahjong with her, but a woman was very worried: what if she called us because she was short of hands?
Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, and your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is deeper than Lu's, my affection is longer, but my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's.
● You rush into a unit and shout: Is this the Animal Protection Association? Staff: Yes, who bullied you?
When Bajie met the old man, he asked, Shit! Yue Lao! Why did you separate me from Gao? Yue: She is a person, and you are a demon. I'm afraid your child will be a shemale.
● Toilet couplets: top: confidential documents are held on both sides of the Yellow River, and bottom: machine guns are fired at the front and artillery is fired at the back. Horizontal criticism: cool.
● Modern people's living conditions: attend today's class, sleep yesterday's sleep and spend tomorrow's money.
● The sun is pregnant, play a song. Hee hee ... (the disaster caused by the moon)!