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Northeast Family Jokes Collection
(1) couple

Aunt Yan: Single room or double room?

Xu Shu: Double!

Aunt Yan (quickly and firmly): Sajiu!

(2)? staggering

? Oh, I fell down again! I have been falling since I was a child, stumbling all my life!

(3) Untitled

? If the phone number is empty, you don't have to break it, which means I'm leaving.

(4) Northeast NianLia

? In the evening, my daughter said, "Mom is greedy for tea eggs. I'll make some tomorrow. " My mother didn't say anything. I woke up the next morning and saw my mother cooking tea eggs. The daughter said, "Mom, I am greedy for stars." Mom still didn't say anything. Maybe there will be a star to eat [pride] tomorrow.