Personally, I think most jokes are based on other people's pain.
It's like a prank, it's funny, but the person who is fooled must have a bad feeling in his heart.
It's funny to give people nicknames, but others may not like them.
Some people don't look good, some people think it's funny, maybe because of his poor family.
Children know the truth, but sometimes adults don't.
So don't base your happiness on the pain of others.
1. I asked my female colleague, "How can you Sichuanese be called playmates when you fall in love?" Using the word "play" is not serious and disrespectful! The female colleague came faintly: "Then you are also called dating when you fall in love in the Northeast! "How do you explain' fuck'?" Me: "This ..."
Fish: Will you make me happy?
2. I made a wish on the first day of this year, and the wish is: people are thin and wallets are bulging! The result may be that God misheard and made a mistake. And it's a little serious.
Why not just put a rocket!
3. When you see someone sitting somewhere, bored, empty-eyed, at a loss, it seems like a lifetime ago; When someone walks in the street, he will slowly look around, talk to himself and sometimes sigh. Judging from my years of experience, this person must have a dead cell phone.
Eat food ~
4. "Defendant, you once sneaked into the bank, blasted the vault door, pried open the safe, and directly faced 30 million yuan in cash. What made you calm down and turn yourself in? " "Because I just want to see what Pinduo looks like."
I thought it was Mickey mouse, but I didn't think it was a dog!
I have been cooking at home, and my wife wanted to cook that day, saying that she wanted to show off, so she watched the teacher and cooked four dishes. I made up my mind that no matter what the smell is, I must eat it clean and encourage her! When I reached out my chopsticks to a crab, the crab suddenly grabbed my chopsticks. .
1, you must listen to your parents, and the demolition money may come down one day.
2. It's much better to give the salary card to your wife than to turn it out.
Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, but Lao Wang next door doesn't think so.
4. Get married when you meet the right one. Swan doesn't like toads.
5, when playing games, you are courageous, and everyone dares to swear.
Don't underestimate anyone, maybe one of his fathers is Li Gang.
7. Read more books when you are young, and you will know what to say when you talk about someone.
8. Failure is the mother of success, and his father has many wives.
9. The billionaire's daughter is actually a good person. How rich she looks.
10, don't expect Yue Lao to hook up with you. Now Yue Lao is single.
Funny can be divided.
1. Funny action. Some funny moves.
For example, the works of Charlie Chaplin and Tam Sebastian Atkinson CBE (Mr. Bean), the world's great comedians, have no lines, but they still make the audience laugh with superb acting and funny actions. Become a classic.
2. Funny expressions, some funny expressions, expressions.
For example, Jin Guanchang's magic smile, black question mark face and so on. Now it has been made into expression packs, which are widely used for chatting and joking.
3. Funny language, including homophonic words, homophonic words, etc. Or this sentence is very funny in this scene, or it is very funny in itself.
Homophonic words such as: the woman comes to the man's house to play, and the woman says to the man, "I will marry you if you have a piece of land." At this moment, the doorbell rang and opened the door. The courier brother said, "Sir, there is a courier for you."
The scene is very funny, for example, the sentence "Believe it or not, I'll blow your glasses off" is a very vulgar sentence. But in the movie "Kung Fu", it's funny to tell the scene of Stephen Chow's absence.
The sentence itself is very funny, such as: What are you doing?
However, on the whole, the language of action and expression is mixed with each other.
As a creator in the field of funny, I think funny is something embarrassing or obscene that makes people feel funny, intentionally or unintentionally. Next, I will send some jokes to make you smile.
1, Lao Wang and Shuang Shuang are lingering ... The gangster broke in!
The gangster lashed Shuang Shuang to a chair. Lao Wang couldn't bear it. He knelt down and begged, Brother, please let Shuang Shuang go! Come to me if you need anything-
The gangster's backhand is a slap in the face: nonsense! I won't come to you. Why should I tie her up? ...
He passed a barber shop and a woman winked at me. She didn't care at the time. She felt something was wrong when she passed by. Is it because that woman was tied up that she gave me a hint to call the police decisively? After a while, the police inspector came and took away a man and three women. Finally, he did a good deed and saved three women.
He went to pick up my sister from school, and her class teacher asked me to go to the office. As soon as he entered the door, the teacher said, "Your child speaks Northeast dialect very well. I heard that you taught them all. " ? Why are you looking at me? The whole class translated why they looked at me. Only your child can help me translate it into "what are you looking at" ...
My brother robbed my woman, so the revenge plan began. I used WeChat to add his sister before, haha, all kinds of seduction, but I didn't expect to really fall in love with his sister later ... Do you want to ask later? Anyway, our family is going to have dinner, and the meals cooked by our siblings are still the same as those in those years. ...
When I was a child, my neighbor brought porn to my house to play. I was very excited after reading it and told my partner not to take it away. When my parents came back at night, I sat them down happily, then turned on the DVD player, pretended to cover the screen mysteriously, and shouted: Dangdang Dangdang ~ wonderful pictures appeared in front of them instantly. Seeing my parents' frightened expression, I proudly said, "Anyway, others are playing this game just like you." Get a beating ...
1. If you ask me if Tanabata is alone, I will definitely scold you. Will I become a dog?
2. The teacher said: If each of you wastes a minute, then a class will pass.
3. One kind of expectation is called take-away, one kind of injury is called ugliness, and the other kind of dependence is called screwing the bottle cap.
I have endured the handsomeness and wit that I shouldn't have at my age. I'm so tired.
When I take out the embroidery needle, your girlfriend will miss it.
6, in fact, today's people are really fifty cents on the street, you don't pick up, red envelopes 1 minute, you are crazy.
7. Girl, you don't want to rob me so long, do you?
8. If God gives me another chance, I must say three words, and I want the point. If we must increase the quantity, I hope it is 10000.
9. God, when can I be with my girlfriend? It's so mysterious. I haven't seen it in over 28 years.
10, men can be ugly and have no money, but they must be embarrassed.
1 1, I really want to fart to death.
12, at this age, really handsome, squeezed out everywhere.
13, an evil person like you will be angry with you sooner or later for being a teacher?
14, you have a problem here, but it's okay. I use PS to let you modify it.
15, we are past the age of dreaming and still get up in the middle of the night to play mobile phones.
How can that be funny? How to cultivate your sense of humor? First of all, being funny is a manifestation of wisdom and needs to be based on rich cultural knowledge. Only on the basis of extensive knowledge can a person be rich in speech, witty, and have appropriate metaphors.
Secondly, improving one's insight and cultivating one's wit and agility are important ways to improve humor. Only by grasping the essence of things quickly can we guide the emotions of the recipients with relaxed and humorous language.
Pay attention to the environment when telling jokes or jokes. You can use events and people as a guide. The form of telling jokes or jokes should be appropriate, not too much, and attention should be paid to the occasion at that time. Learn to be calm, can you haggle over every ounce, and at the same time be full of positive energy for life. Only when you are full of hope for life will your mind be healthy. How funny is it to always look at the dark side? Do you want to influence others when you can't even enjoy yourself?
A little more smile, optimism and happiness can make you more confident and have a sense of humor.
1. Students who smoke
Five students are addicted to smoking. One day, they were smoking in the toilet and the dean saw them. The dean told his class teacher that the class teacher talked with five of them the next day.
Teacher: "Do you smoke?"
Student A: "Suck ..."
Teacher: "Suck? You are glorious! Go home and call your parents! ! "I was also beaten and recorded.
When student A went back, he said to the other four people, "Don't admit it when the teacher asks you whether you smoke or not. You all said you didn't smoke. I will take the responsibility myself.
After a while.
Teacher: "Do you smoke?"
Student B: "No."
"French fries, then." Then the teacher handed over the French fries.
Student B naturally stretched out two fingers. ...
Teacher: "Don't smoke? Go home and call your parents! "
Teacher: "Do you smoke?"
Student C: "No."
"French fries, then."
Student C carefully took the French fries and secretly thanked student B (fortunately, he came prepared).
Teacher: "Aren't you going to dip in some ketchup?"
Student C accidentally dipped too much sauce and began to play in the bowl. ...
Teacher: "Don't smoke? You are very good at playing ash ... call your parents! "
Teacher: "Do you smoke?"
Student D: "No ... Suck ..."
Student D was sweating like a pig after eating French fries.
Student D: "Thank you ... teacher ... I'll go back first if it's okay."
Teacher: "Don't you bring roots to your classmates?"
Student D: "Thank you, teacher." Put the French fries on your ear. ...
Teacher: "You know what I should say, don't call parents."
Teacher: "Do you smoke?"
Student E: "No"
I finally put the French fries in my pocket ...
Student E turned to go, and the teacher suddenly shouted, "The headmaster is coming!" "
I saw student E hurriedly take out French fries from his pocket and stamp them on the ground. ...
2. China, USA, France
An American, a Frenchman and an China were walking in the desert when they saw a bottle. After opening the cork, a man came out. The man said, "I am a fairy, and I can grant each of you three wishes!" "
Americans first said, "My first wish is to ask for a lot of money." The fairy said, "it's very simple, it satisfies you!" Tell me about the second wish. " The American said, "I want a lot of money!" " After the fairy fulfilled his wish, the American said his third wish: "Take me home." The fairy said, "No problem." "So Americans came back to America with a lot of money.
The fairy asked the Frenchman again. The Frenchman said, "I want beautiful women!" " "The fairy gave him a beautiful woman. The Frenchman said, "I want more beautiful women!" ""The fairy also satisfied him and gave him a beautiful woman. The Frenchman finally said, "Send me back to France." After the fairy sent the Frenchman back to China, she asked the China people what they wanted.
China people said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first." The fairy gave it to him. Ask him what his second wish is. China people said, "Another bottle of Erguotou!" The fairy asked him what his third wish was. China said, "I miss China and Americans very much. Please get them all back. "
France and the United States are very popular, but they are helpless, so the three of them have to continue to walk.
Walking, I saw another bottle. When I opened the plug, another man came out. The man said, "I am the younger brother of the fairy just now. My magic is not as strong as his. I can only satisfy two wishes of each of you."
The French and Americans think it's better to let China speak first, so as not to be brought back by him later. So China people said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first." The fairy realized his wish. The French and Americans urged China people to express their second wish as soon as possible. After drinking Erguotou, China people slowly said to the immortal, "It's okay, it's okay, go away."
I think being funny is a kind of ridicule and an attitude towards life.
1. If you ask me if Tanabata is alone, I will definitely scold you. Will I become a dog?
2. The teacher said: If each of you wastes a minute, then a class will pass.
3. One kind of expectation is called take-away, one kind of injury is called ugliness, and the other kind of dependence is called screwing the bottle cap.
I have endured the handsomeness and wit that I shouldn't have at my age. I'm so tired.
When I take out the embroidery needle, your girlfriend will miss it.
6, in fact, today's people are really fifty cents on the street, you don't pick up, red envelopes 1 minute, you are crazy.
7. Girl, you don't want to rob me so long, do you?
8. If God gives me another chance, I must say three words, and I want the point. If we must increase the quantity, I hope it is 10000.
9. God, when can I be with my girlfriend? It's so mysterious. I haven't seen it in over 28 years.
10, men can be ugly and have no money, but they must be embarrassed.
1 1, I really want to fart to death.
12, at this age, really handsome, squeezed out everywhere.
13, an evil person like you will be angry with you sooner or later for being a teacher?
14, you have a problem here, but it's okay. I use PS to let you modify it.
15, we are past the age of dreaming and still get up in the middle of the night to play mobile phones.
1, funny and humorous
From mocking words, revealing contradictions, reaching the meaning of criticism or irony, humorous and lovely.
For example, in The Emperor's New Clothes, the invisible "new clothes" exposed the ugly nature of fatuity, hypocrisy and stupidity of emperors and officials, and set off the simplicity, directness and naivety of childlike innocence.
Step 2 be humorous
Generally speaking, it has connotation, fashion interest, pleasing language and cleverness.
Representatives of Bo Huang, with high IQ and EQ, quizzed at the award ceremony:
The host's ridicule: "Why are you wearing pajamas?"
Bo Huang responded tactfully: "I always come to the Golden Horse Award, go home, and of course wear pajamas."
The host made up the knife: "Isn't the Golden Horse Award my home? How did it become your home? "
Bo Huang cleverly changed the subject: "I have been a man for so long, and I have only seen people riding horses, but I have never seen anyone riding horses."
The audience laughed and applauded, and the deeds once became a model of high emotional intelligence!
3, nonsense performance
A way to inexplicably connect or distort some things and phenomena that you don't want to do in order to achieve funny or ironic purposes.
On behalf of Stephen Chow, through his unique "Wulitou" personal interpretation, he created one classic after another and achieved the name of a generation of "comedy masters", and his position is beyond doubt.
A Chinese Odyssey ...
Affectionate dialogue "... If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to her: I love you. If you have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is ten thousand years ... "Later generations spread more widely!
4. The logic of humor
An excellent and meaningful joke will not only make people laugh, but also make people realize the serious and logical ideas contained in it.
Funny refers to deliberately making some actions or saying some ridiculous things to make people laugh, so as to achieve the purpose of humor. Laughter is human nature and everyone's talent. But it needs to be event-driven to trigger. Funny is a kind of behavior that human beings conduct to trigger happiness. It is creative and expressive.
How can that be funny? How to cultivate your sense of humor? First of all, being funny is a manifestation of wisdom and needs to be based on rich cultural knowledge. Only on the basis of extensive knowledge can a person be rich in speech, witty, and have appropriate metaphors.
Secondly, improving one's insight and cultivating one's wit and agility are important ways to improve humor. Only by grasping the essence of things quickly can we guide the emotions of the recipients with relaxed and humorous language.
Pay attention to the environment when telling jokes or jokes. You can use events and people as a guide. The form of telling jokes or jokes should be appropriate, not too much, and attention should be paid to the occasion at that time. Learn to be calm, can you haggle over every ounce, and at the same time be full of positive energy for life. Only when you are full of hope for life will your mind be healthy. How funny is it to always look at the dark side? Do you want to influence others when you can't even enjoy yourself?
A little more smile, optimism and happiness can make you more confident and have a sense of humor.