2, break me to eat, break me to drink, break my fireworks, specify no!
3. If there are no women in the world and no men and women who know you, I will be miserable anyway.
4, what is one-on-one hit! If you can't beat the four of us, what is a gang fight? If the four of us beat you.
Make as little noise as possible for what we can do. I will take care of you myself.
6. Partner: I put a flower in cow dung. Zhao Si: Then you are right. You have to put fertilizer on it to burn you.
7. Do you want to listen to songs or those powerful singers in China? You are like Han Hong, Liu Huan and Rebecca (Yan Weiwen).
8. Don't run, don't run. The train behind you is chasing you.
9. What is real rock and roll? When the music plays, people go crazy.
10, workmates and friends. This is not my home.
1 1, giving birth to girls and boys? I didn't see it clearly. I was born in a tree.
12 What, there are no lords in the sky?
13, has our countryside changed so much? Three people can live together, and I will tell you that I can't adapt.
14, can you love me first?
15, no, don't insult me.
16, Partner: Brother, where are you from and where do you want to go? Zhao Si: You have the wrong person. The boy in the river is a sand monk.
17, * * Uncle, uncle, you don't care about people.
18, if I were a woman, I would follow you!
19, do I look like this? Will pollute the compound. My first wife ran away after two months of marriage, and my second wife ran away after two months of marriage. The third wife, you said, he didn't run away either. If this batch of goods can't be sold, he can't enter the next batch.
20. Zhao Si: OK, let my son give you a whole piece of * * * Tian Wa: No, it's a dolphin sound.
2 1, I want to revive men.
22. If this had been in our village, I would have knocked you down four times when you finished that sentence.
23. My name is Zhao Si. I'm Zhao, Zhao Qiansun from Li, and I'm from Class 5, No.12345 Middle School.
24. Brother Guang: Sister, I asked if you were married. Partner: No, I didn't. Brother Guang: You are 22 years old and not married. What is wrong with your health?
25. Sorry to keep you from taking a bath.
26. Zhao Benshan: His father fell badly and died miserably. Zhao Si: People who practice martial arts are doomed to fall.
27. You are the king of the daughter country. What do I think of your thoughts on the nightclubs in the daughter country?
28. Just cut him 500 yuan. I'm telling you, you.
29, (Zhao Si version of a Chinese Odyssey). Partner: Brother Jade Emperor, what are you doing in the Western Heaven? Zhao Si: There is nothing wrong with my kidney. Mainly to see the prostate.
30. What you did was wrong, Lao Yuan. When you joke, you are anxious.
3 1. I came here mainly to find Liu Neng. I want to ask him if he has anything to do with my Yutian mother.
Partner: Brother Jade Emperor, what are you doing in the Western Heaven? Zhao Si: There is nothing wrong with my kidney. Mainly to see the prostate.
33. Well, thanks to Longjiang Satellite TV, thanks to CCTV, and maybe thanks to MP3 in the future.
34. Liu Datou tried to insult me at my house last night, but I refused. Boss Liu, you didn't insult me. Why is my belt open?