I have always dreamed of not studying in school, but I didn't know until I graduated that there is a kind of homework called overtime, a kind of self-study called further study and a kind of score called salary.
I just saw a handsome guy riding a big motorcycle, with a loud voice, long hair and big sunglasses, shuttling through the streets at eight o'clock in the evening. So fast, so handsome! It's just a little ugly when you get in the ambulance.
4. I understand the truth, but I can't help looking back when I hear others say I'm handsome.
Mother-in-law gave this cookbook to her daughter-in-law, in order to let her learn to cook. As a result, the daughter-in-law was very shy and said to her mother-in-law: Mom, that's very kind of you. You are so tired every day, and you ask me to order for me. This is inappropriate!
6. Going to the hospital, sitting in line on a bench and suddenly wanting to fart, but many people are not too embarrassed. So I took out my mobile phone and opened Tom Cat, and the voice was turned up to fart. Just when I was secretly glad that no one had found out. A buddy at the back looked back at me and said, "Brother, what brand of smart phone do you use? I can smell it when it farts. "
7. After dinner with my girlfriend in the evening, I said, "Wash the dishes later." She said, "Why are you talking to yourself so loudly?"
8. I did a speechless thing today. I accidentally fell asleep at the regular meeting of the unit. When I woke up, I saw the workshop director clapping for me. My colleague told me that the director applauded to make everyone quiet.
9. Send a message to the goddess and never return. When the buddy heard about it, he said to let him come. Then send a message to the goddess: You are one of the three beauties in the school, but I only like you. In less than 30 seconds, the goddess replied: Who are the other two? Why do you only like me?
10, briefly introduce yourself. I have no quality, play game dishes, have a bad voice, and reply to messages slowly, which means that people are good-looking.