People: Zhao Benshan (), Song Xiaobao (), Zhao Haiyan (), Doctor B () and Doctor A ().

Benshan: Stop it. I tell you a good news. The government occupied some land in our house and gave 60 thousand.

Haiyan: You still mention this 60,000 yuan. If you solve it, you should be happy. Look at the whole thing. It is not enough for you to say that you are wronged in your heart.

Benshan: Who should I share it with?

Haiyan: With whom? You don't promise to go out. Borrow those shares? That man will come to withdraw money tomorrow. How's this?

Benshan: How many points did I borrow? Where did I put it? I'll do the math for you, and there's the rest of the money.

Haiyan: Let's see, your niece, you promised 10,000, Li Wuzi bought a four-wheeled vehicle, you promised 10,000, Uncle built a house, and you promised 10,000.

Benshan: There are 30,000 left.

Haiyan: The village chief's children are all admitted to the university. You promised to borrow 10,000 yuan. My brother-in-law bridged the bridge with his family, and you promised to borrow 30 thousand.

Benshan: There is a famine here.

Haiyan: It's all you. You have a big mouth. You promised someone else. You promised many things. Don't we know what we are?

Benshan: Then tell your brother-in-law. The whole bridge will be completed next year. That thing needs to be repaired this year.

Haiyan: Do you understand? You want to build a bridge in front of your house. You can build it tomorrow. Heart bypass is life-saving money. How can you not give it to others? Besides, the villagers in this village get along well. If you don't give it to anyone, who will? We can finally get rich overnight.

Benshan: You said that the door was locked outside for such a small sum of money, and we were afraid to leave the house. You said this guy borrowed it. What should I do?

Haiyan: What should I do? You said yes, so what should I do?

Qi: What the hell?

Haiyan: Who, the borrower?

Benshan: I don't know, just with a thud. Here comes a thief.

Haiyan: How about that? Call the police.

Benshan: Don't call the police. I'm telling you, let him in and we'll let him steal it. After stealing, we will call the police. When the police station solves the case, we'll say it's a sneak peek, and no one can borrow it, okay?

Bao Xiao: Where is the hammer? I lost one before stealing it. God, this is too difficult. There's nothing. No, I have to change it.

Benshan: Don't go, there is a watch in the second drawer.

Bao Xiao: Who, who, is an illusion. There is a watch in the second drawer. If there is a watch, then there is someone. One, two, no, this is a watch. Oh, my God, who, who, I'm telling you, I can take a man with me. I don't want to hurt anyone, do I?

Benshan: Hush, one of our own, a colleague.

Bao Xiao: My colleague, honey, it scares me. I thought someone in this family was waiting for me.

Benshan: I thought someone had gone home.

Bao Xiao: Oh, my God, you scared me to death.

Benshan: Sorry.

Bao Xiao: This is my first time in this line of work. I understand this rule. You step on it first, you take it first.

Benshan: The first time I stole a wave, the thief didn't run away. It's definitely not good for your career if you leave.

Bao Xiao: Ah, that's interesting. And then what, take your wife out to steal?

Benshan: Sorry.

Bao Xiao: You are too old. If someone comes, your wife can easily hang on the window when you jump out of the window.

Benshan: This is the last time.

Bao Xiao: Last time we worked together.

Benshan: OK.

Bao Xiao: I'm still young. I'll do the manual work. I'll break the cupboard.

Benshan Haiyan: Aye aye aye aye aye.

Benshan: What are you doing? Don't destroy what you stole. Don't steal. Don't smash the cupboard.

Haiyan: Even if you can't take the cabinet away, what if it is broken?

Bao Xiao: It's not elegant. It's a wave Oh, I'll go. Hehe hehe hehe hehe. You are an old-timer. Ha ha ha ha it's okay. I was ready for this. Where is my electric drill? I'll take this and drill it open.

Benshan: You are always sabotaging. You just need to open the cupboard carefully. Why do you always drill into the cupboard?

Haiyan: If you break it, we can't use it, you child.

Bao Xiao: What's the matter? You even stole it.

Haiyan: Tell the truth. What, a thief? This is our home.

Bao Xiao: Stop it.

Benshan: No, really, look at the photos. Don't hurt anyone.

Bao Xiao: Sorry, Uncle. I was wrong. This is the first time I've done this. I swear I will never do it again. I want to give this sock to my aunt. I believe I can conquer you with it. Let me quit.

Benshan: No, comrade thief, I've been waiting for you for a long time. There you are at last. You can't leave for nothing. You must steal some.

Haiyan: Well, my wife is right. Steal a little, meaning.

Benshan: Nothing. We won't hurt you. You stole it.

Haiyan: Look, we don't have to hit people like this.

Benshan: Let's not hurt anyone, shall we?

Bao Xiao: Why am I a little confused?

Benshan: Let's see what's good. Just choose some.

Haiyan: If you don't steal it, I'll call the police.

Bao Xiao: I steal, I'm here, I steal.

Benshan: Steal.

Haiyan: Steal it, son.

Bao Xiao: Oh, my God, there's a phone.

Benshan: I can't answer the phone. What did you break?

Haiyan: What did you break for us?

Benshan: Go on, you can steal something else.

Bao Xiao: This is stealing.

Benshan: Steal. Come on. You can't leave. If you don't steal it, what will you do with that stupid thing?

This is not: uncle, I beg you, I really have never stolen such a thing.

Benshan: Uncle, please, when you come, just deal with stealing some.

Bao Xiao: Grandpa, my heart is not good.

Benshan: Uncle has a good psychological quality. You can steal, traveling wave.

Bao Xiao: Grandpa, don't excite me so much. I can't take it anymore.

Benshan: Uncle, I

Haiyan: Hey, get up. What did you call him? Besides, you are a thief. I don't understand why you are so stupid. You are a thief, and you are seriously unqualified. If I tell you to steal, you steal.

Benshan: That's right. You always blame him for doing so. He looked at us and put it aside. Can he steal it? Go and help him steal it. Let's go

Haiyan: You don't believe me when I say he is unqualified?

Benshan: Hurry up. cut the crap

Haiyan: I helped him steal it.

Benshan: Come on, don't we know anything? Take everything out of the cupboard. Come on, comrade thief.

Bao Xiao: Uncle, I, alas.

Benshan: These things you have are not sincere at all. What are you doing with this stupid thing? Can this person have it?

Haiyan: Then what does he want?

Benshan: I bought you a new suit. Where did you put it?

Haiyan: I haven't worn it yet.

Benshan: What are you wearing? Give it to him.

Haiyan: Can he put it on? He is a man.

Benshan: You put it on his mother. Come on. It costs more than 2000 yuan. You feel distressed. What are you doing? Come on.

Bao Xiao: No, what are you doing, Grandpa? I am a skilled worker. Can you let me steal with some dignity?

Benshan: I gave you dignity. If you don't steal, we won't help you steal.

Bao Xiao: No.

Benshan: OK, that's it, OK? Let's go, okay?

Bao Xiao: I can't have this.

Benshan: What are you going to do? This is more than two thousand yuan. See what else is valuable.

And: ah

Benshan: Very valuable. I need money. Come on, don't worry. Let's go to this house. I'll tell you the truth. From the old generation to today, we have never hurt anyone. You can rest assured. You took it, don't worry, I will never report you, okay?

Haiyan: Here you are.

Benshan: Uh, what are you doing? What are you doing?

Bao Xiao: Uncle, it's all right. I don't care.

Benshan: Don't you think so? You can't do it here. It's just a prostitute's box. Why did you say you stole it? It's no use.

Haiyan: This is not the head.

Benshan: You can't pass, you tiger, you are stupid. Why are you still talking? Take it back. Why are you so insincere to other thieves?

Haiyan: Let's get rid of him so that we can be calm.

Benshan: Ignore her and steal. Here, let me help you put this on.

Bao Xiao: Uncle, you, you.

Benshan: Son, you are so young that you just left when you went out. Nobody cares about you. Call me when you come home at night. You said you were safe. When you're done, I will, okay? Don't fool people, that's it. Take that watch and go.

Bao Xiao: Grandpa, I, I, that's enough, right?

Benshan: Why don't you understand? Don't worry, do you think we are bad people? We all come from the countryside. I think you are also from the countryside. Aren't you in trouble? You really said that if the police caught you, we would give you a certificate. In other words, we will give it to you. What did you say?/Sorry?

Bao Xiao: Can I believe it?

Benshan: I believe. What about you?

Haiyan: letter

Benshan: You see, I believe both.

Bao Xiao: Can the police believe it?

Benshan: What the hell are you doing to the police? What are you doing?

Bao Xiao: No.

Benshan: Are you going to answer it or not?

Bao Xiao: I'm here, Grandpa. I, don't irritate me.

Benshan: Look at your face. This is a thief's face. It's really not for you.

Bao Xiao: Grandpa, don't, don't provoke me.

Haiyan: No, you were scared by him.

Benshan: What are you afraid of?

Haiyan: No, son, listen to me. Once the police catch you (Benshan: What kind of thief is this), we will give you away. Don't worry, (Benshan: Are you a thief? ) Look at you, thief.

Bao Xiao: Don't be a thief. What are you doing? I am a thief, not a thief.

Benshan: What thief?

Haiyan: Which way is it?

Bao Xiao: A thief.

Haiyan: Isn't that still stealing?

Bao Xiao: Stealing and stealing are two concepts. Stealing is vulgar, stealing is elegant. Ever heard of the Jiang Yang Thief and the Jiang Yang Thief?

Benshan: Nothing, don't complain. We are rural people and have no education.

Bao Xiao: I have no education. I read books. Can't sleep at midnight. I read books. Here you are.

Benshan: Tomb Raider 3

Bao Xiao: I have finished the first two movies.

Benshan: You have come to the wrong place. What you do is underground. How did you get to the ground?

Bao Xiao: Uncle, you don't understand. To tell you the truth, I wandered around your house for half a year. I measured it with a compass. In your house, right here. This is east longitude, and this is north latitude. The temperature is 3. 15 14926 degrees Celsius. There is a grave directly below it.

Benshan: There is a grave here.

Bao Xiao: Mausoleum of the First Qin Emperor

Haiyan: Who is Qin Shihuang?

Benshan: Isn't it southwest? Isn't Qin Shihuang southwest?

Bao Xiao: He moved his grave.

Benshan: Who moved it?

Bao Xiao: He moved it himself.

Haiyan: Our house is a grave.

Bao Xiao: You don't know yet. Don't tell anyone.

Benshan: So what do you do, an archaeologist?

Bao Xiao: You still don't believe me. I'm pretty sure. Look at that.

Haiyan: Don't scare us, old man. Take a good look.

Benshan: Oh, my God.

Haiyan: What is he?

Benshan: Song Xiaobao, a patient of Shenyang Second Neurological Hospital.

Bao Xiao: Here you are.

Haiyan: Don't hurt us both.

Bao Xiao: Dean, I made an important discovery. I found terracotta warriors and horses in the pyramids of Egypt and mummies in Mawangdui. Dean, come here. Now there is a tomb, the Monkey King's tomb. Don't worry. I helped you steal the golden hoop. Come on, come on, pass me the hammer. Come on, come on, come on Oh, my God, don't make so much noise. Take it out.

Benshan: Wukong

Bao Xiao: Master.

Benshan: Please fix it. Be angry.

Bao Xiao: Master.

Benshan: Don't hurt your mother's family.

Bao Xiao: Master.

Benshan: All good people. "If you hurt them, your troops will be finished." Oh, how about this?

Doctor B: Uncle, I'm really sorry. We are from a mental hospital. The boy sneaked out. We came to pick him up, but he hasn't come up yet.

Bao Xiao: Why?

Benshan: What are you looking at? Let's leave now.

Haiyan: It's all your fault to leave. Let him steal instead of you.

Benshan: It would be nice if we could be with others. Go to a mental hospital quickly, and it's over.