Oh, no wonder I have been having the same nightmare for a long time. In the dark and lonely environment, a pair of very bedroom eyes have been staring at me, which makes me embarrassed. It was your eyes that made me blush several times. It turns out that I was destined to run into a demon today.
The Monkey King: I won't kill you because you are a woman. Don't think I'm afraid of you.
4. the Monkey King: Did you see it? This guy always talks about his mother-in-law, just like a fly, hum ... sorry, not one, but a bunch of flies around you, hum ... flying to your ears to help ... So I caught this fly, burst its stomach, pulled its intestines out, and then strangled its neck with its intestines and pulled it hard. Oh, the whole tongue is sticking out! My hands are flying up and down. Wow-the whole world is clean.
5. Fairy Xia Zi: Then let's start this relationship at once!
6. Xia Zixian: Since God arranged for him to pull out my purple sword, he must be an extraordinary person. He can't be wrong! I know that one day, he will appear on the occasion where people are proposing to him, wearing golden armor and holy clothes and stepping on colorful clouds!
7. Fairy Xia Zi: Whether I understand it or not, I am no longer a fairy. I only understand one thing. It is so painful to love someone.
8. Fairy Xia Zi: My lover is a hero in the world. One day, he will step on the seven-color cloud to marry me. Only guessed the front, but couldn't guess the ending. ...
Tang Sanzang: Gnome male-female! Don't be angry, everyone. Anger will offend you. Wukong, you are too naughty. I told you not to throw things around. Why did you ... look, you threw the stick away before I finished! Moonlight box is a treasure. If you throw it away, it will pollute the environment. What should I do if I hit the child? Even if you can't beat children, it's wrong to beat flowers and plants.
10, Tang Sanzang: You want it! Wukong, if you want, just say it. How do I know if you really want it if you don't say you want it? Although you really forget me, you still have to tell me what you want. You can't ask me not to give it to you. You said you didn't want me to give it to you. Be reasonable! Do you really want it? Then you can take it. You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it?
1 1, Tang Sanzang: Sister, this is your fault. Wukong's desire to eat me is just an idea, which has not yet come true. You have no proof, so what crime did he commit? Why don't you wait for him to eat me, and you can prove it, and it's not too late to convict him.
12, Tang Sanzang: Hey, the size of that diamond ring is too bad. The front is heavy and the back is light. The left side is wide and the right side is narrow. It's uncomfortable for him. Sleeplessness all night will bring me trouble. Although he is a monkey, you can't do this to him. The government will accuse me of animal cruelty. (classic lines www.lz 13.cn) Speaking of the diamond ring.
Bai Jingjing: Why did you shave off your beard? Don't you know that you have no personality without a beard ... Alas ... you can't engage in literature or martial arts. You don't want to be a mountain thief. Do you want to be a champion? Save it! Change your image and be a promising mountain thief!
14, Xia Qing: I am a woman, really, I want to fight with you!
15, Second Master: Wow, there are immortals! Huh? Why do you say "once again"?
16, who said I was cross-eyed? I only focus on one thing to change my view of the past.