Any brain teasers? Might as well turn around and curse. This is still the gossip revealed by the demon Qi Lu. And has repeatedly joined forces to resist other demons' knowledge of the police station.
Write "25" on the paper to speed him up, 252525. Does that sound like what dogs say when they pretend to be pathetic? Then you say, "Good boy, I'll give you a bone ~"
Hold out three fingers and say, "Let's play a side effect game. Thumb stands for "forgetting", forefinger stands for "feeling" and middle finger stands for "water". At first, I inadvertently showed my vigilance, and then suddenly I connected my index finger three times-forget, forget, forget (Wang, Wang, Wang). The dog barks ~
Why did the tortoise suddenly "grow two big heads"?
Answer: Because the tortoise is thinking about this question …
What will Kirin become when it reaches the North Pole?
Answer: Ice Kirin.
(ice cream)
Who runs fastest in history?
Answer: Cao Cao
Because "Speak of the devil and he will come. \"
1 ~ 9, which is the laziest and the most diligent?
1 laziest, 2 most diligent.
Do one thing and never stop.
White plus white =?
little white rabbit
(o)
What line do orangutans like least?
Parallel lines do not intersect.
(banana)
What flower is the weakest?
Molly. This is a beautiful jasmine flower.
(powerless)
Why is the mouse in the cartoon Tom and Jerry better than the cat?
A: This mouse must have eaten spinach. (Popeye blood splashes five steps ...)
Because this cartoon was written by a mouse. (Cat blood splashes five steps ...)
What animal did you kill but left your blood? Answer: mosquitoes
Why do healthy couples give birth to offspring without eyes?
Rooster couples can lay eggs, hehe.
The hotter the weather, what climbs higher?
thermometer
Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye?
Answer: He is aiming.
Under what circumstances do people tear their hair?
Answer: Cremation
What is the fastest way to turn ice into water?
Remove two points of ice.
Zhao Benshan's NBA brain teasers.
Zhao Benshan "It's getting late, there are many people, and you are not young. It's time to take an IQ test! \"
Gao Xiumin "There are not many swindlers during the Spring Festival. Last year, I sold cars this year. Life in America is quite good. I'm around these stupid guys! \"
Zhao Benshan "No.1 Iverson, please listen to the question. Say you have an illegitimate child who just turned 6 this year. He has never seen you before. Now you take a large group of people to see him, and he suddenly jumps into your arms and calls you dad. What is this? "
Iverson was shocked and thought that all China knew I had an illegitimate child? "Because he has seen my photos! \"
Zhao Benshan "wrong! Because you have a bunch of women, and you are the only one! \"
"Duncan, please listen to Gao Xiumin's question. John is the son of the referee, but he never calls him the father of the referee. Why? \"
Duncan "because John is also an illegitimate child, he can't name it." \"
Zhao Benshan "wrong! Please ask the guest Rodman to answer the correct answer! \"
Rodman replied, "His name is the referee's mother. That referee is a woman. One year in the competition, she called me a technical foul, and I touched her * * * ... "(Si Kang quickly said to the photographer," Don't broadcast this paragraph! " )
Zhao Benshan "No.3 Kobe, please listen to the question. It is said that the Wizards played against the Lakers, Jordan dribbled, you defended the third road, and O 'Neill defended the third road, but Jordan passed! How did he get there? "
Kobe smiled. "I think Jordan is old, old, how can I get along with him? Of course, he fainted! " \"
(Jordan grins on the big screen)
Gao Xiumin "correct answer plus ten points! No wonder you got married so early! \"
Zhao Benshan "No.4 Malone, please look at the big screen. On the big screen are Jazz and the King of the Warring States. Malone elbowed Webber with blood all over his face. ) Which hurts, hitting your head with your left elbow or hitting your head with your right elbow? \"
Malone waved his right arm. "Of course my right elbow hurts! \"
"Wrong! "The audience Weber replied," What a headache! My head hurts! \"
Gao Xiumin: The number five is Kidd. He drives very fast. He said that one day when you were driving through a narrow lane, a car was coming, and you were about to hit it. You both stopped at the same time. There is no moon in the sky at this time, and the lights and street lamps are broken. How did you see that? \"
Kidd blinked. "Because in the daytime! There is the sun in the sky! \"
Zhao Benshan "deserves to be a point guard. Just answer this question! Nice to meet you, my brother. Can you give me a little tip? When you came, you reported your plane ticket! \"
"O 'Neill six, please listen to Gao Xiumin's question. Zhao Benshan has three brothers. The first one is called a fool, the second one is called a fool, and the third one is called a fool. \"
"Three fools! O 'Neill grinned.
Zhao Benshan "wrong! The third name is Zhao Benshan! I am an old pimple! Everyone laughed, but O 'Neill didn't understand and looked puzzled.
Zhao Benshan "King No.7". The villagers were all in tears when they saw the villagers. China has a high IQ, arachis duranensis. Please listen to the question. It is said that there are two astronauts, one is a heavy smoker and the other is an alcoholic. They will go to space for a one-year investigation. Smokers brought ten cartons of cigarettes and alcoholics brought ten cases of wine. A year later, the two men got off the spaceship. The drunk is slightly drunk and looks satisfied, while the smoker looks depressed. Why? \"
But I still don't suggest you ask others, hehe.
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Who has a brain teaser? Two lines of tears on the pig's ass? All the pigs in the world are dead?
Please accept it, thank you!
Brain teaser: 1.2345=? Great gods help =? 5.432 1
Any funny brain teasers? The great gods help, that is, "in the restaurant, a mosquito fell into the customer's soup." Who is the most unlucky? " The answer is' mosquitoes!' "Wow, ha ha ha!
Hope to adopt
Aunt buys food (brain teaser). What other chickens can the gods feed? Feed the chickens, of course. (* _ _ *) Hee hee ...
Brainstorming: What is the biggest head? God helps the biggest head. .
Five-year-old children's brain teases for help (1) Jasmine is a beautiful (powerless) jasmine. (2) Xiao, because the parallel lines of the pencil (3) are cut (Xiao), because the parallel lines do not intersect (banana). (4) rubber, because rubber (poor) (5) cloth (not) afraid of 10 thousand, paper (only) afraid of 1000. (6) Ice Kirin, because: ice cream (ice Kirin) (7) Su Wu, because Suwu herded sheep in Beihai (being beaten by the sea). (8) 1 is the laziest, and 2 is the most diligent, because 1 will not do 2 endlessly. (9) Click it. Because "press" Cao Cao (10). Because if you speak of the devil, he will come. (1 1) Because of peanuts, rice is a fucking flower. (12) white rabbit, because Xiao Bai O.
Brainstorming (advanced reasoning) with the help of the great god. Hands are clean! When you turn on the switch, the dust on the button will stick to your hand. Will it be clean?