I remember when I first went to college, I was from the northeast, and several of my roommates were from the south. Because of the different accents, I also made some jokes. For example, there are some northeast dialects that they don't understand. One day when I was eating instant noodles at noon, I asked them a few. I said, what do you smell like? At that time, they were kept in the dark and didn't know what the whole word meant, so they asked me what the word meant. I explained to them, I asked you what the whole taste was, I asked you what the taste was, and here it means eating.
After eating instant noodles, my stomach felt a little uncomfortable. I want to go to the bathroom, so I ask them who is going. As a result, going to the bathroom is still contagious. After going to a large group, several roommates went to the toilet with me. When I got to the toilet, I found that the sewer in the toilet was blocked. The scene was so chaotic that I won't describe it. In a word, it is golden everywhere. At that time, I casually added: What can I do? ............., several roommates who went to the toilet with me froze for three seconds and then threw up.
One more thing, it's funny to think of it today. At the class reunion many years later, a roommate asked us, at the beginning, you were too bullying. You ask me for a cigarette as soon as I smoke. You haven't bought cigarettes yourself, so why are you digging so hard? I was so angry that I gave up smoking. Later, I told him the truth. I said that we didn't actually smoke. You smoked all by yourself in the dormitory. We came up with such a way to make you not smoke, so we ask you for cigarettes every day. I didn't think it was because you picked it yourself and quit smoking.