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20 10 CCTV Spring Festival Evening Sketch Classic Lines
The following are all the lines you want, which are very classic. I hope you like them:

1: Can I have some sunshine in my heart?

2. Use a lie to verify that a lie must be a lie.

3: I use a sentence from my father's colleague to answer you.

4: You are classic, I am fashionable.

5. Strong protest: TV dramas are interrupted during commercial hours.

6: You can't hang yourself on a tree, but try it several times on the next tree.

7: I once had love.

8: How classic the whole thing is now. How thrilling it used to be.

9: Life Life You lied to me.

10: The doctor said I can't make too many expressions. I'm afraid I won't open it after the whole operation.

1 1: I feel a little wobbly when you sit opposite me.

12: What are you doing? You do this with me now.

13: After four shots, five shots, five shots and six shots. If you can't do it well, you have to shoot with a machine gun.

14: At that moment, backup was not flying, but loneliness.

15: Don't live up to the flying blood of our family.

16: First-rate, first-rate and first-rate add up to third-rate.

17: The dream is * *, and the reality is too skinny.

18: Three slaps made me the mascot of the Year of the Tiger.

19: How does a wife force her husband to go out and spend money?

20: Don't cause a bloody case because of a steamed stuffed bun.

2 1: Were you nervous before you asked for leave just now? Not nervous. Afraid? Not afraid. That's evil.

22: You are not only ahead of time, but also accelerated.

23: How did these two mouths erupt one after another?

24: Comrade police, I officially wanted you today.

25: Bring your family to arrest people.

Thank you for giving me a chance to enter the public security bureau.

I don't think anyone will ever say that I am your trust again.

28: Is it too early to applaud?

29: Is that what you think? Please promise.

30: What happens if I clean the glass with paper? It will be clean.

3 1: potatoes, anything is possible ~ can cook; What would the world be like without potatoes? Don't eat them. ; Potatoes last forever, and one lasts forever ~ rotten early.

In case there are so many puppies in the street, I know which one is you.

We can't go into too much detail about it.

34: My name is potato pot, and my name is potato dish. Potatoes are really good. I can cook a pot of food.

35: Sohu Video Question Column Group

36: Search the two of you in sogou's way.

37: The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and each generation is longer than the next.

38: I look at you. You are still my grandson.

39: Farming together, two partnerships, except my wife, regardless of you and me.

Grandpa, did you call Qian Jin?

4 1: Q: Want money to save face? I want my wife.

42: I want to know the result. See you next year!