God, I'll report to you. Please give us more valuable advice. I'll give you the names of North-South cuisine and Manchu-Han banquet. I
Please eat steamed mutton, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer's tail, roast duck, roast chicken, roast goose, braised pork, braised duck, red-cooked chicken, bacon and tripe.
Steamed duck with sausage, rice and eight-treasure pig paste with assorted crisp vegetables and sesame oil rolls, red balls, white balls, fried balls and Nanzhai.
? Meatballs, Four Joy Meetballs shrimp, meatballs, fish maw? Each meatball has meatballs, tofu meatballs and a product made of meat, cherry meat and horse teeth.
? Meat, braised red meat, braised yellow meat jar meat, red meat kou meat ... meat ... meat ... (see the stage began to incoherent) meat ... meat ...
What are you doing?
B: Crosstalk
Which paragraph?
B: the name of this dish
What's your name?
Your last name. ...
What's your name?
B: … ..
A: ...? (meditating)
B: It's me ~
A: I haven't heard of ...
I'm new here!
A: At this rate, you will definitely be a newcomer at the age of 99.
B: Why?
A: The way you handle this business is called bland and tasteless, and it is called lack of emotional connotation.
Ah ... What should I say?
A: I have some immature suggestions. Do you know if I should say it?
B: Go ahead. ...
How about the food you mentioned just now? How many dishes are precious and delicious?
How can you talk casually about the intelligence of working people?
B: I ... How should I put it?
A: To speak this crosstalk well, we must have a sacred sense of historical mission and responsibility. You must think that this ancient country has a long history.
If you want to think that you are showing Chinese civilization to all mankind, you can swallow mountains and rivers with the voices of Huang Zhong and Lu Da.
Potential, with the most beautiful sense of language to convey the history of Cang … Sang …
B: May I?
A: You try ...
B: (I took a good look at A, and then I was lucky enough to howl) Let me treat you to dinner! ! !
A: (sitting on the ground)
Teacher ... huh? Teacher ... (looking for one)
A: You are not inviting people to dinner ...
B: This is. ...
A: Eating people … swallowing mountains and rivers is not howling …
B: then I should
Think for yourself.
B: I'll treat you to dinner ...
A: The problem is found! This man speaks without logic. Do you know what logic is? Logic can't be expressed, and the other party doesn't know.
What you want to express. Do you know what logical stress is? Say it again. what did you say ?
B: I'll treat you to dinner ...
A: who invites people to dinner?
Me?
Well, the logical stress should be on "I"
Okay, I see, okay? I invite you to dinner. ...
What are you doing?
b； treat cordially
Please is also an accent.
B: I'll treat you to dinner ...
Who did you invite?
B: Please.
A: What about you? Object? Or pressure?
B: I'll treat you to dinner ...
What are you going to invite?
B: Eat.
A: Eat? Or pressure?
B: I'll treat you to dinner.
Are you choking? ! Why don't you eat and choke? Okay, okay ... This is too profound. Stand down and think for yourself. Come down ...
B: Just eat it and steam the mutton.
A: Pay attention to resonance ...
B: Steamed bear's paw
A: Get down.
B: Steamed deer tail.
A: Lift it up ~
B: Roast duck and chicken …
A: Don! ! (command)
B: Barbecue ... young ... goose. ...
A: This is probably what I mean. You listen to what I say.
You are absolutely right.
A: I wish you a complete success in the competition.
Thank you, thank you ...
A: Goodbye … I didn't ride a motorcycle, did I?
Didn't ... take it easy ... (A limped off the platform and repeated what you just taught)
A: (dressing on the stage) Wait a minute. Hey ~ What are you doing here?
B: Oh, you didn't know that an expert pointed it out to me just now and was practicing registration. Roasted goose …
A: (holding B's mouth) Who gave you the idea to read the name of this newspaper?
B: What's the matter? What is this?
You are destroying our national art.
Me?
A: Crosstalk is a treasure in our treasure house of Chinese culture.
B: Yes. ...
What was your attitude just now? It's totally fake!
B: What do you mean by fake drama?
Is Yu Shizhi's performance the same as yours? ! XXX talks like you? !
B: Then how should I perform?
A: I have some immature suggestions. Do you know if I should say it?
B: When talking, when talking.
A: Even if we want to learn drama, cross talk must be our national quintessence Beijing Opera! I am one of the three XX in the world.
Our Beijing Opera! Stanislavski, Blanchett and Mei Lanfang, why do you have to learn from fake foreign devils? ! No religion, no religion
Send to the left door! At a young age, say you worship foreign things and flatter foreign countries. A lot of age, it is said that you and Wang Jingwei are a sin!
B: I am a traitor now ...
A: Do you want to make it clear?
Where are you going?
A: I have a great sense of work and rhythm, and it is best to add the unique characters in our Chinese opera to make eyebrows in the wind.
Only in this way can we surpass it and absorb the essence of ….
Should I sign my name in the newspaper?
A: Do you dare to be the first person to eat crabs? River crab ...
B: (taking a few bites) How do you add this? ! Where to add it?
A: Say what you want to add! For example, when it comes to steamed mutton, add the image of a sheep.
What shape is a sheep?
A: I'll treat you to steamed mutton (gesture, one leg up, two hands with horns)
Ah, I see! ! I'll do it! I'll treat you to steamed mutton! A golden rooster is independent, but its hands are wide open. )
This is a buffalo ... how can it have such a big horn? ! Hey! ! That's right! ! (Correcting posture)
B: Oh ... this is steamed mutton ... Do you think I'll be next? Steamed bear's paw (lunge, lick your left hand)
Why are you clapping here? ! This palm is useless! ! Who dares to eat it when it is so dirty? ! Change your palms! Protrude palm height
One o'clock, yes! !
Oh ... I see!
A: That's probably it! But then again, what I said may not be right, so I said it and you listened.
What you said is very reasonable!
A: well, I wish you a complete success in the competition! I'm not wearing a hat, am I?
B: It seems that you have never ridden a motorcycle ...
A: Goodbye.
B: This has to be changed to … (repeat what I just taught)
A: (changing clothes) Stop, stop, stop! ! Stop acting! What's the difference between such behavior and monkey playing? !
B: What do you mean by playing with monkeys? !
Who told you to perform like this? !
No ... (Helpless) What is it? !
AB: I have some immature suggestions. Do you know if I should say it?
B: I knew it was this sentence! !
A: First of all, I don't understand art …
B: Huh? !
But I am a kind person! I know that human beings eat to live, but living should not be just for eating! mankind
Become more and more greedy, and the desire for food becomes more and more shameless! When she said it, the innocent and lovely lamb steamed? ! Country two
Is the tail of sika deer, a national first-class protected animal, on the dining table? ! Bear's paw is not ashamed to dare to eat shark's fin and swallow it.
You look happy! ! Where is the conscience? ! Where is justice? ! This crosstalk is an article about cruelty to animals written by crosstalk predecessors.
A letter of condemnation! It's a pity that none of you cross talk descendants can understand the true meaning of this cross talk! ! Animals are our friends.
We are close, just like brothers! ! How can you just eat and not fry? ! So you have to talk about this picture.
Voice, you should be full of grief and indignation, suppress anger and guilt, and say with infinite sadness …
AB: (crying gradually) I invite you to eat steamed mutton, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer's tail, roast duck, roast chicken and roast goose.
Braised pork, braised duck, sauced chicken, bacon, belly ... haha laughed ... (stomping the ground three times, beating the chest three times) cold meat sausage ...
He is right to say so ... (interrupted by B, several times)
B: (crying bitterly) Oh dear. ...
A little too much ... Drink less ...
B: Oh dear. ...
A: no, this is in the play …
B: it's not acting I am serious! ! !
Then why are you so sad?
B: My cross talk ... How can I put it? ...
A: (Push B, stop B, bow down)
B: I started to cry after two steps, and ran away? Step down. It's done. )