Going back to my hometown and strolling in the street, I suddenly met my former college friend and sister coming face to face with Lanyou.

Then my sister and I stopped at the same time: "Eh ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~! ! ! ! "Joseph.

After the happy hug, my sister dragged my blue friend over and introduced me.

"This is my blue pen pal XXX, and this (referring to me) is my classmate and best friend who played very well in college."

Her boyfriend is a gentleman and wants to shake my paw: hello, I'm a friend of XX Blue Basin.

I silently reached out my paw and shook him gently, and responded indifferently: Hello, I am her "husband".

Then, her boyfriend's expression was funny for a moment. o(≧v≦)o！ !

Then I was pinched by my sister ... It hurts _(:3J∞)_

At that time, our very close friends would call each other "wife" and "husband" ... cough.

So I'm telling the truth. Meow ~ Why did you pinch me _(:3J∠)_

My cruel mother mended my knife.

One day, I wrapped tomatoes and eggs in jiaozi according to online recipes, and I don't know why I cooked several.

Look into the pot after eating jiaozi, Emma! Just a pot of egg soup!

Egg soup! ! ! How expensive eggs are! ! ! What a waste to fall like this! ! !

I just scooped up a bowl to drink.

After drinking, I'm going to fill another bowl.

My mother came to the kitchen and saw it. She asked me: Is that noodle soup delicious? Do you still drink two bowls without salt or oil?

I said, that doesn't cost a lot of eggs. It's a waste. ...

I haven't finished yet, and my mother brought a gourd ladle of cold water and poured it into the pot:

-Come on, drink more when you're ready.

_ (:з∠) _ Mom.

My mother and I went to the supermarket to buy fish tofu, meatballs and the like, and we are going to go home and make our own hot pot.

I found a yellow meatball, which looked like poop when piled together. ...

So I asked my mom to look at it: mom, mom, mom, look at this, just like SHI! ~

Mother glared at me and suddenly reached out and clicked a few into the bag.

I continued to die: Emma said it looked like SHI, but you beat me to it? Do you want to eat?

Mother suddenly smiled: (→ _→) Buy it back for you to eat ~

_(:3J∠)_ Leave me alone. I want to be quiet.

One day, I curled up in a chair and didn't want to move. I am stingy when I watch movies.

Hearing the voice of mother's adult opening the refrigerator, she said, alas! You stole it! Whatever! I also want to eat peaches ~

After a while, the queen mother really brought a big washed peach and held out her hand: here it is!

I silently stopped my stingy hand and gestured: ... how can I eat this? ! QAQ

Mother put a peach in my mouth and ordered: Open your mouth.

I'm obedient. I bite when I open my mouth.

When I keep "=O=! !" She was too embarrassed to speak, so she turned away.

I protested with a peach in my mouth: TOT! ! ! Ho ho ho ho! ! ! ! How could you do this to me! )

Mother's adult calmly replied: wash your hands and you can eat!

_(:3J∞)_

3. Me and my stupid colleague.

When I used to work in the post office, I took two apprentices, namely Apprentice A and Apprentice B for short.

Disciple A is one year older than me, and Disciple B is three years younger than me.

The fool is disciple a.

In view of the fact that this guy was called by a teacher when he first came, and he didn't even ask for instructions after knowing that I was younger than her. He just called me Surplus, and he said euphemistically, You see, I am older than you, and I call you teacher. Won't it make you old? ...

So I especially like to tease her ~

Once, the three of us went to eat a small hot pot and talked while eating. Suddenly, the two of us have no conscience to point at me.

Disciple A is even more righteous: after we are with you, it is "the near ink is black"!

Does this mean that I have a bad influence on them?

I laughed at their anger, so I made fun of it. What should I say to you two?

Disciple A: It is called near Zhu Zhechi!

As soon as I listen! Immediately induce her: So you are the "pig"?

Disciple A: Yes! I'm ............................................... Zhu!

Disciple B's hand: ... You are a pig.

Me: ... poof, hahaha! Don't worry! I am ink! You are the pig! I will never compete with you to be a pig! Never!

I worked the night shift at the post office for a while.

Actually, it's not too late. Just leave a table at 5 o'clock and get off work at 7 o'clock.

So several people in our business hall take turns to be on duty.

Disciple A was officially working at that time, and one day it was her turn to work at night, and she wanted me to accompany her.

However, I wanted to surf the Internet, so I asked her for advice.

Me: Hey, Jia, do you think I can surf the Internet? Do you want to surf the Internet? Still surfing the internet?

Disciple A: Then you can surf the Internet ... No! Your choices are all the same! You misled me! !

Me: Hahahahaha I don't care, you chose to let me go online! I asked you!

Disciple A: Gee, how can you be such a master? ...