1 Who knows that everything from cold dishes to coffee is not delicious: the soup served is cold, but the ice cream is hot; Fish, like the marine corps, have landed for several days; Meat, like submarine soldiers, will stay in the water for a long time; Except vinegar, bread, butter and red wine are all sour.

It is said that "girlfriend" is the scientific name of "lover", which is more solemn, just like the rose is biologically called "woody compound leaf plant of Rosaceae", or the legal term for divorcing his wife is "divorce by agreement".

Father twisted his beard and smiled, "Hung-chien, your mother won't understand this truth-women who have read several books are the hardest to master." Men must be a layer taller than her and can't be equal to her. So college graduates marry middle school girls, and foreign students marry college girls. Only foreigners dare to marry a woman with a doctorate in studying abroad, otherwise men are at least male and female doctors. Hung-chien, am I right? This is just like' marrying a woman will win my family, and marrying a woman will not be like my family'. "

Modern girls who hate small cities most in life, outdated fashion and urbanization in rural areas are just like the first tailor's suit made in China. The old clothes of foreigners are patched on both sides, and the sleeves and trousers are also made according to the model.

He has no new ideas, and Chinese is hard to come by, so he needs to speak in English. Therefore, the English words embedded in his speech are not as good as the gold teeth embedded in his mouth, because gold teeth are not only used for beauty, but also can be used, so they are better than the meat scraps embedded in his teeth, indicating that the food is delicious and useless.

He remembers a famous saying in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms: "A wife is like clothes", and clothes are of course equal to a wife. He has a new fur coat now, so he is worried about losing his wife.

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