In July, a Spring Festival Gala of the Year of the Horse, which lasted for a long time, dispatched thousands of people and cost hundreds of millions, finally came to an end. It has been brewing for so long, no matter what the content is, it has left us a lot of well-known things!

1, grind a bitch in ten years.

2. At this time, two meters and three meters are more meaningful.

3. I am a premature baby, more than 9 months premature, and you are not pregnant.

I really have no choice but to play it back to you.

5, teasing Hua Shao to speak fast: the mouth is rented, are you in a hurry?

6. Auntie, where are you going to blow up the bunker?

7. Where are you going, Mengwa Dad, who imitates "Where is Dad?"?

8, 1 I don't think you can make it into the top three of the doubles.

9, nothing, you are not afraid of boiling water.

10, you let people pedal your bike once a day.

1 1, your education is prenatal education.

12, the same grandson, how can it be such a grandson?

13, do you live to have sex?

14, toilet high jump-"too shit".

15, I drifted there for a long time.

16, systemic powder fracture? Then you are scum.

17, your best score in the draft is 5000 to 4900, and people have nicknamed you "elimination lang".

18, you can go this way, you go by the table.

19, let's just say that I have written big books before.

20. Why is it suddenly not cold and a little heartburn?

2 1, let me tell you this, the thief came to my house and left with tears in his eyes.

22. What is dolphin sound? The sound of your hips during the audition.

23, grandson! Sun: A room full of gourds. Do you think grandma is a snake spirit?

25. Aunt, does your family know that you are so naughty?

26. Is it necessary to be big? Dinosaurs didn't go extinct as usual!

2020 Classic Lines and Quotations

The latest 20xx classic lines and quotations

1. Dear girls, don't be so infatuated, forgetful and persistent with any boy. You give unconditionally, he accepts without saying a word, without thanks, without touching, without love … Why do you hurt yourself for him! We should learn to love ourselves, be better to ourselves, and be better to those who love ourselves. Waiting, like a nonsense.

2. Thirty years old is 20xx for every woman. Now, it has really come, but in my eyes, you are still you, kind and beautiful, and have not changed. Our love has gone through so much, and the days are long and the nights are big enough to give us a home. -Life in Beijing

I didn't say anything to you, not because I wanted to hide anything from you, but because the computer in my head hasn't figured it out yet, so you can get more happiness whether you say it or not; Some thoughts are not expressed, in fact, I have no intention of hiding anything, but I don't have such a high IQ to accurately judge whether you can be happier after expressing them.

4. People who understand know how to give up, sincere people know how to sacrifice, and happy people know how to be detached. For those who don't love themselves, what they need most is understanding, giving up and blessing. Too much self-love is begging for charity. To love and be loved is a happy thing. Don't let them become pain. Now that you have experienced it, after many years, I occasionally think that hope is a beautiful memory.

When all good things can't come back, people are used to living in memories. People have a misunderstanding: they are afraid that their lover will not forget their first love, and a lot of strong consciousness will be placed on each other, so they must forget it! This bullying makes you more tired, and caring about the past will only make the people you love want to stay away from you more! The person you love has been hurt, please don't care about his/her hidden past, because he/she has the courage to go out and accept you, proving that your weight is enough. Happiness is the most important thing now!

6. What is happiness? Happiness is holding hands, walking through the noise together, waiting for loneliness together; Is to accompany a person who wants to accompany him, laugh together when he is happy, and cry together when he is sad; It is to have a heart that you want to have. It is not boring to repeat boring days and do the same thing ... As long as there is love in your heart, we will be happy. Happiness is in our original promise and in our future dreams.

7. Meeting is a matter of two people, leaving is a decision of one person. Meeting is a beginning, leaving is to meet the next one. This is a world where one person is gone, but we are not good at saying goodbye. Sad quotations

8. Love is by no means looking for it when it is lacking, and changing it when it is tired; Find someone who can bear hardships together, not enjoy them together; Find someone who can bear it together, not escape it together; Find someone who is responsible for you, not for love. Love is blind and life is realistic.

9. Love has a long way to go, so always avoid friction and noise. If you can think more about each other, why is love so painful? If it is not so painful, how can we know that love is not easy? We should treat it well, return the lost pain and regret, and treat it sincerely, so that love will be perfect and not incomplete …

10. Acacia can be spring flowers, autumn moon, summer rain and winter snow. Acacia can be as strong as wine and as elegant as tea; It can be as bitter as coffee or as sweet as honey; It can be colorful or crystal clear. Beautiful, silent and unpredictable, that is the charm of acacia.

1 1. The world is so imperfect. What you want, you have to lose. Love, emotionally, when you want to conquer each other, has actually been conquered by each other to a certain extent. First, the attraction of the other party to you, and then your desire to conquer the other party. I put down my dignity, personality and stubbornness just because I can't let you go.

12. Love is a person's business, and we use love to achieve ourselves. We loved some people, influenced each other and changed each other. One day, even if we are separated, those changes and influences will stay with us forever, longer than love. Sad sentence

13. The better a woman is, the harder it is to be loved. Because you listen to everything, people will ignore you. You promise everything, you are easy to talk, you solve it yourself, why should others care about you? They won't even look at you. Instead, they are troublemakers, and those who can toss are the most popular. When they are noisy, the whole world revolves around them. The more naughty you are, the more you give them. Therefore, bad girls are spoiled by everyone, and good girls only spoil themselves.

14. Every night, I feel lonely and sad. Arrogant people are fragile. I always see that others are right and feel so aloof, but my heart is gone and my heart is no longer counted. You are like a mountain in front of me, but you never gave me a chance to cross it.

15. I miss you, plain; I'm waiting for you, fool; I love you, fool; I love you, fool ... I suddenly find that your existence only makes me more stupid, but I am full of happiness. Time is the most beautiful.

16. Actually, I've been waiting for you. When you lean on my shoulder and tell me, will one day your tenderness belong to me? I won't make you sad or cry again!

17. I also thought that if I didn't know you, I wouldn't have the pain of you and me today, but I never regretted it. If you really love me as you say, then forget me and live well. I will always remember those happy times. Talking about mood phrases

18. If I don't love you, I won't miss you, I won't be jealous of the opposite sex around you, I won't lose confidence and fighting spirit, and I won't suffer. If only I couldn't love you.

202 1 Spring Festival Evening Classic Lines

First, "disturbing you"

It's like jumping too high in the toilet

Dolphin sound, is that the sound you made with your hips during the audition?

Body powder fracture? Then you are scum.

Son, your education is prenatal education.

You are a grandson. He is also a grandson. Why are you such a grandson?

The face is flat and looks like a manhole cover.

You are trampled once a day, your bike.

It's okay. You are not afraid of boiling water.

Your best score in the draft is 5000 to 4900, and people call you elimination lang.

I don't think you can make it to the top three in the duet.

I am premature, nine months premature.

Second, "help or not"

You can walk here, but you walk beside the watch.

If you say so, can we still play together?

Aunt, where are you going to blow up the bunker?

An old lady of mine has been lying here for a long time. You think I am a pickpocket.

Then can I make it right?

I said the bumper. You said the tail root.

At this time, you are still more real than that three meters and two meters. Does it make sense?

Aunt, you are too naughty. Does your family know?

A person who falls down can still get up; People's hearts have fallen, and we can't help if we want to.

Third, "What can I say about you?"

Children are always close to their mothers. When I met my mother, I always said I was hungry, thirsty and clothed. When they see their father, they can only say: Dad, where is my mother?

I haven't heard anything about my visa to Thailand for a long time, and the result is Qin State.

When is the best time to buy a house? The year before last!

You put on stockings just to prove that you are so elastic!

I feel heavier at work than at the grave every day!

There are five elements missing from my life.

Fourth, "people are courteous"

Talking about money hurts feelings, and talking about feelings hurts money.

I'm going to have a wedding with your wife.

Press 1 for the first marriage, 2 for the second marriage and 3 for the third marriage.

Hello! Please hang up the phone.

Five, "I am such a person"

I'm not a potato, I'm a kiwi. What is the difference? Kiwifruit is hairy.

I am a writer, but I am not Mo Yan. I shut up.

My friends and I were shocked.

Let's be friends when your hair grows to your waist.

Gardenia opens classic lines and quotations in 2020.

20xx Gardenia opens classic lines and quotations.

1, youth has something to say, but it must be whispered.

Youth is love, friendship, dream and blood.

It's not too late to be young.

4. Youth is determined to choose to confess on April Fool's Day. Even if it is rejected, you can say Happy April Fool's Day with a smile.

5. Youth is the nearest distance, and it is also necessary to run.

6. Youth is love, friendship, dream and blood.

7, because young, so timely.

8. What is youth? Youth means running no matter how close you are.

You must understand that everything I do is for you.

10, you are pregnant, and your whole family is pregnant.

1 1, youth is knowing that it is wrong, but it must be willful to the end!

12, youth is that even if your dream is far away, you can stand on tiptoe and approach.

13, four years brother, this is the first time I beg you.

14, there is a girl, which is quite good.

What happened to your waist?

16, pregnant ... Are you pregnant? You're all pregnant.

17, music, what does it mean to you ... dreams?

18, my underwear

19, um ... coarse and fine.

20. Where are the people? Is anybody there?

2 1, dreams must exist. What if there are ghosts?

22, more fierce than my dad.

23. I like ballet, because I like the feeling of standing on tiptoe, and I can see farther.

24. It was clearly agreed to fail the exam together, but you secretly failed.