Find me the lines of the sketch brothers

Zhao: You said that people in this city are becoming less and less popular now. I have done good things for people, but I have embarrassed them. This has caused me a lot of trouble. I can't be the boss myself.

I have to have a blood test. I'm Saddam. I am.

Huang: See it?

Huang: This countryman can pedal everywhere.

Huang: I didn't say you were pedaling while eating.

Zhao: I'm used to it.

Huang: Then you can eat.

Zhao: You are feeding pigs.

Huang: You are a stranger in the countryside.

Huang: Everyone is sitting while eating, but you have to push them.

Zhao: You city people are even weirder. People pedal to the toilet, but you have to sit.

Zhao: I said, when will the DNA test results come out?

Huang: What, Dad? It's called DNA.

Zhao: Dad answered.

Yellow: DNA

Zhao: Dad, Dad.

Yellow: DNA

Zhao: Dad answered.

Huang: Don't always blame Dad A, don't blame me. Learn from me.

Huang: Dad.

Zhao: A.

Huang: Oh, if you were my father, we would have a big hug.

Zhao: Oh, that's impossible. This is age.

Huang: How can you be me?

Zhao: I don't want to be you either.

Zhao: Don't always pull a long face, ok? Maybe we weren't wrong when the test results came out.

Huang: You can't even tell a DNA from your IQ.

Zhao: I'm not sure. I won't talk about it.

Zhao: It's a good name for China people. There are many foreign names.

Zhao: Testing is not called testing, but DNA.

Zhao: The toilet is called WC instead of toilet.

Zhao: CCTV or the whole CCTV is quite good.

Huang: Ah, ah, ah.

Huang: Take off this coat.

Zhao: Don't be ridiculous. I'm embarrassed to take off such a high-end place.

Huang: I'm still embarrassed to wear this dress. Take it off.

Huang: You are not as good here as outside.

Zhao: Ah, cut.

Huang: Oh, my God.

Huang: Where are you calling?

Zhao: Brother, if you take it off again, there will be nothing.

Huang: Come on, come on, put on my clothes.

Zhao: Are you kidding? Can I wear your clothes?

Huang: You are wearing it. Do you think so?

Zhao: Your boss is too big for me to wear. My boss is ill.

Huang: Where should I wipe it?

Zhao: Come with me today.

Huang: Don't move.

Zhao: What are you doing?

Huang: Is this still edible?

Huang: I asked you to spray seasoning.

Huang: Hi, hi.

Zhao: Oh, oh, oh, my God, what a pity.

Huang: Ah, ah, ah, ah, you are ashamed. This is, ah, you can do it. What are you eating? Please order a delicious one.

Zhao: I, I can't just order, I can't.

Zhao: Bird's nest, shark's fin, abalone, African abalone, European abalone and American abalone.

Huang: Where can I find it?

Zhao: The menu.

Huang: The last page.

Zhao: Ah, there are others behind, such as pork belly noodles, roasted noodles and roast duck noodles. Isn't this bullshit? A duck has a big face. There is nothing but its mouth. Eating noodles is better than eating donkey's face.

Zhao: How long is that thing, donkey ... even longer than donkey's face.

Huang: I gave you face, didn't I?

Zhao: Then two bowls of rice.

Huang: I won't eat it.

Zhao: I can eat two bowls.

Huang: I have a bad appetite.

Zhao: I began to draw blood on an empty stomach last night. If not on an empty stomach, why not eat?

Huang: What are you pretending to be? Didn't you make these?

Zhao: What have I done to myself?

Huang: Not hello. Why are you wandering around the city?

Zhao: No hurry? Can I find some money by the end of this year?

Huang: If you find some money, you can pick up your wallet.

Zhao: Then why don't you touch it and bend down to pick it up?

Huang: You pick up your wallet, give it to the police station and pay the money yourself. Why did you leave your name? Why do you want to see my mother?

Zhao: Can you blame me? The police want to see the owner. Your mother froze when she looked at me. She said I looked like her. When she saw her ID card,

Zhao: We were born on the same day in the same year. Let's find out. We are in the delivery hospital again. When we were born, we knew that you were six and I was nine. At that time, I played a joke on your mother. I said that as long as 96 1 is reversed, maybe they can hold each other by mistake.

Huang: That's what you said. That's what you said. You are disturbing my family.

My mother sees you because she thinks you are more and more like her.

Zhao: My mother saw the photos and said that you look like her.

Huang: So is your mother. She went to the city to give birth 40 years ago.

Zhao: At that time, there were many maternity hospitals. If you are out of town, where were you born?

Huang: Then you can't persuade your mother to change places.

Zhao: Then why don't you convince your mother?

Huang: You are so stupid. I wasn't in my mother's stomach at that time.

Zhao: You are not stupid. You are in your mother's proton. Didn't I meet my mother?

Huang: OK, OK, OK, I won't tell you.

Zhao: He also cares about where my mother was born.

Zhao: I don't understand.

Huang: Yesterday, it was a mistake.

Zhao: Then I am you and you are me.

Huang: Then what are you thinking?

Zhao: Then your home is my home.

Zhao: Then your mother is my mother.

Zhao: Then your daughter-in-law or your daughter-in-law will pay.

Huang: Nonsense, not my wife, but your wife.

Zhao: Then I'm relieved. I'm afraid my daughter-in-law will become your daughter-in-law

Huang: What are you thinking?

Zhao: That's nothing, is it?

Zhao: When the inspection results come out, it will be all over to give the old man a comfort. It doesn't matter who we are.

Huang: I don't care. My mother is the chairman of the board. Who is her real son? There is a problem of property inheritance. You got it?

Zhao: Oh, my God, that's what it is.

Zhao: Brother, I venture to ask the size of our mother's business.

Hey, don't talk about inheritance, just fuck my mother, my mother.

Zhao: I cried like this before the test results came out. How big is your mother's business?

Huang: One company, two restaurants, three bathrooms and four.

Zhao: Brother, now that you mention it, I can't get through. Just say how much you can get.

Huang: Eighteen million, right?

Zhao: Eighteen million, I don't need that much.

Huang: What are you thinking?

Zhao: Brother, you don't know me. What hurts me the most is financial management, not to mention that our family has so much money. I don't know how much money I owe outside now.

Ah, you still owe money outside.

Zhao: A loan.

Huang: Ah.

Zhao: Why?

Huang: Ah.

Zhao: I don't feel well. Why?

Huang: Ah, stop.

Zhao: God, it's so cold. This is cold. A fire in your heart is easy to catch a cold. Come on, man, put it on. Ten layers are not as good as one layer of cotton. Broken clothes will keep out the wind and cold, right? Come on, man, put it on.

Huang: Don't tell me, you stupid thing is really warm.

Zhao: Look, the clothes are just a layer of leather, dressing up the rural people, hahaha, alas, he also kicked off, hahaha.

Huang: Stop, stop.

Zhao: You don't look like Sakamoto. Are you a typical car owner?

Huang: Stop, stop, stop.

Huang: Hey, let me ask you something.

Zhao: Ah.

Huang: What's the situation at home?

Zhao: It's easy in our home.

Huang: Your home?

Zhao: Ah, by the way, what about your family? Your father and brother are eight, and he is the youngest, so you are Huang: The characteristic of our family is that there are not many enterprises and many uncles.

Zhao: Your uncle?

Huang: Your uncle.

Zhao: No, it's your uncle.

Huang: OK, OK, uncle, let me ask you, what does their life mean?

Zhao: Planting rice, running ditches, irrigating manure and transplanting rice seedlings are the most competitive things.

Huang: God, my waist is bad. I am here.

Zhao: You lack exercise. Get up. I tell you, our rice, pure green food, just can't find investors. As long as the exposure is good, I guarantee you a well-off life within one year.

Huang: Really?

Zhao: I'll teach you how to transplant rice seedlings. Come and take it. Do you know what this is?

Miaomiaoba

Zhao: With your IQ, it is absolutely suitable for transplanting rice, bending over and keeping your legs straight. There are three steps: planting seedlings, raising your legs, looking up to see if it is straight, planting seedlings, raising your legs, raising your head, raising your head, raising your head, planting, raising your head, falling,

Huang: Oh, oh, you asked you to kowtow to you during the New Year.

Zhao: Brother, why did you really fall down?

Huang: Oh dear.

Zhao: Can I make you kowtow?

Huang: Oh dear.

Zhao: As soon as you kowtow, I'll dig out the red one. We have rules here. As long as the bell rings in the middle of the night, I'll dig you up like an escaped wild dog. When I dig out the inside and outside, I will take everything out of my pocket. He'll dig up this thing.

Then my credit card

Zhao: Here you are.

Huang: You pick it up.

Zhao: Get up quickly.

Huang: You put it in your pocket.

Zhao: You put it in your pocket.

Huang: Put it in your pocket.

Zhao: Put it in your pocket.

Huang: What are you welcome for? The test results didn't come out. Are these things yours or yours?

Huang: This is mine. You, me, me, I think you are crazy about money.

Huang: Zhao: I want money, brother. Without money, this rice cannot be sold.

Huang: Oh, no, you want money so badly. Why did you send it back with your wallet?

Zhao: Isn't that the money you can't find?

Huang: I hope you are ignorant.

Huang: If you have money in your pocket, you can send our mother to help you settle it.

Zhao: Not what you mean. I know you have money. You can't insult my personality.

Zhao: Yes, money can improve people's lives, gain weight, order food and throw it away. A table of delicious food can be used without moving a chopstick, brother. The banker earns every penny. Don't forget that we were all born in 1963. When we are born, we will know how to work hard. When we come out, we will dare to learn from Lei Feng's incompetence. No matter how good our life is, we should also save food.

(Two mobile phones ring at the same time)

Huang: Hello.

Zhao: Hello.

Huang: What?

Zhao: Ah.

Huang: Who is my mother?

Zhao: Whose son am I?

Huang: Impossible.

Zhao: Impossible.

Huang: Oh, no.

Zhao: It must be wrong.

Huang: No, no.