Hey, I laugh when I talk about all the weird problems I have! Sometimes it makes me confused, sometimes it makes me extremely embarrassed!

Now, let me share with you some weird questions I have been asked:

1: Are you a virgin?

One day not long ago, I was sweating profusely after returning home from get off work on a bicycle. Looking at the empty refrigerator, I really feel too hot and don’t want to cook anymore! So I went downstairs and went to Lanzhou Ramen Restaurant.

Since I love eating dumplings, I ordered a beef dumpling and tasted it slowly, enjoying the free air conditioning. Not long after, an aunt came across from me and also asked for a piece of dumplings.

When the lady boss brought the dumplings to her, she blew on the steaming dumplings and said to me: Are you a virgin?

When I heard this, I was immediately confused! This is a Lanzhou ramen restaurant, not your KTV, disco, bar or other red light district. Is it too presumptuous of you to ask me in public like this? Besides, do you want me to solicit prostitutes in a Lanzhou ramen restaurant? This is too weird!

When I was blushing and hesitating and didn’t know what to say, I saw the aunt opposite me reaching out to take the vinegar in front of me and pouring it on the dumplings....

This? It turns out that what the aunt said was: Are you jealous?

Oh, I was wrong when I saw it. I’m so sorry! This question is too weird!

Two: I have an iPhone 4 with dual SIM card and dual standby. Do you want it?

I remember when I was in college, I just happened to catch up with the four major Apple sales! I'm also thinking about buying one to show off. Then I searched in several online malls.

But I still feel uneasy about buying online, so I plan to go to a physical store to check the situation.

Just when I walked to the overpass, a young man of similar age to me quietly grabbed me and asked me if I wanted to buy a mobile phone! this? What a coincidence! I just wanted to buy a mobile phone and someone delivered it to my door? It seems that God is helping me! Based on the principle of having a look without paying any money, I started a "cordial and friendly conversation" with this young man:

What kind of mobile phones are you selling here?

Everything is available! Big brother and I sell them all!

Hey, okay, don’t talk about those useless things, who still uses Big Brother these days! Do you have any of the latest mobile phones?

Oh brother, you have found the right person! I have an iPhone 4 with dual SIM card and dual standby. Do you want it?

Ahem...what? Dual SIM dual standby iPhone 4?

Yes! It is the most popular iPhone now! While he was talking, he took out an Apple mobile phone from his bag and opened the back cover to let me see the battery and dual-SIM card slot...

I was confused. Go ahead! Does this Apple phone also have dual SIM cards and dual standby? I said, big brother, you are too weird! Not only do you ask weird questions, your IQ is even weirder! He actually took it out and showed it to me! I can be considered a college student after all...

Because I really couldn't stand this weird thing, I was scared away before he finished speaking...