? The first time I met my cousin-in-law was on the wedding day when she married into my cousin’s house.

? The yard of my cousin’s house is full of men, women and children. Amidst the sound of firecrackers, I squeezed in and out. I only saw the bride wearing a tightly wrapped red dress and a red hijab on her head. Carrying an ax tied with red silk and stepping on half a sorghum bag, he got off the carriage. I couldn't see the bride's face, but I just noticed that her breasts were quite high and plump, and her butt was quite big and round. It's not like the women in the countryside who all wet their crotches and wet their pants.

? Actually, he is called cousin because he is a neighbor. Even if you have relatives, you can't even touch them. My cousin's house is in the backyard, across the road from my house, so we are neighbors in the front and backyard.

? Later I found out that my cousin-in-law was only 19 years old, 7 years older than me. But the name is quite nice, Dongmei. It's not like those things in the countryside called big ya, er ya, branches, and so on...

? The sun was gradually drowned by the dusk. Three or five pillars of cooking smoke dispersed softly in the air, and a faint ray of sunset painted the horizon, making this early winter evening slightly warmer.

? Mom pulled me across the avenue and said, "Have you seen the bride today? You have to call your sister-in-law. There is a bridal chamber going on right now. Mom will take you to watch the fun."

"What's your name? I don't know him, and I haven't seen his face. Maybe he looks pretty." Mom, what do you mean by having a wedding? "

? "You'll know when you get there."

? My cousin's house has three rooms. Entering the house from the middle is the kitchen. There seem to be many people drinking and noisy in the east room. I was so angry that I followed my mother into the west room. There were many people in the room, but the only thing he saw was the bride on the kang. Maybe her dress was too dazzling. She was not only gorgeous, she was wearing a garland of flowers on her head and over her shoulders. Her hair was long and draped behind her, her chubby face had a wine hole, and her hairy eyes were watery and affectionate.

I stared at her face, but my steps moved to the edge of the kang. At this time, The bride also looked at me, and for a moment, we seemed to have a feeling of déjà vu.

At this time, an old lady grabbed me and said, "Just right, I'm looking for my brother-in-law, and this guy is just right." , hang the curtains, pull the curtains." I looked back and saw that it was the old lady named Sixth Aunt. I jumped up and stared straight at the bride.

At this time, a man next to me A snoring voice: "I can do this. I don't know how to do surgery on children. I did it on my sister-in-law's wedding day. "Everyone followed the sound and saw that it was Miao San from the village. He was wearing a dog-skin hat with his ears stuck up. One side was holding a half of a black shoelace, and the other side was holding a half of a green shoelace. He was wearing a yellow cotton-padded jacket, with only one button left and about to fall off. One of his eyes was fine, but the other one looked like he was sleepy. There was half a cigarette in his mouth, which he kept pouting when he spoke. Da, there are a few long hairs sticking out of his dark nose. He is a bachelor in his 40s. He usually lives and eats at his brother's house. When there is an event at his house, he goes to light the fire, fetch water and carry firewood. Just give me 10 yuan. It’s like using the boss to reward the kitchen team.

? Everyone said that he gave his sister-in-law whatever money he saved...

? As he spoke, he pulled others to get on the kang. They dodged or pushed away his two big black hands, especially the black finger caps, and said: "You are there everywhere, go back to your sister-in-law." Let’s get it done.”

The whole room burst into laughter.

The bride seemed to be uncomfortable, so she leaned forward, grabbed Chuntao and said, “It’s still my brother-in-law. Come on"

? The sixth aunt shouted: "My brother-in-law hangs the curtains and gives birth to a baby; my brother-in-law hangs the curtains and eats dumplings every day"

? I don't know how I got good at this. In fact, the curtains and curtains have been hung for a long time, and even if my brother-in-law pulls and pulls them for a ceremony, I can't reach them. The bride is a bit small for her at 12 years old. I picked him up and said, "Pull this one to the middle, and this one too."

I fiddled with it a few times, and I felt that the bride was very fragrant, very gentle, and very amiable.

< p> ? The bride grabbed a handful of candies and gave them to me, and I sat down to eat them. After a while, a woman named Fifth Aunt brought two bowls of lasagna and gave them to my cousin and cousin respectively, saying they were for lasagna. .

The sixth aunt quietly whispered in my ear, please ask the bride if the noodles are hard and long. As soon as the sixth aunt walked away, I looked at the bride and said: "Sister-in-law, are you hard? Is it long? The bride blushed, stared at him and said loudly: "You little brat, what do you know?" "I didn't know what was going on. I felt aggrieved by being scolded suddenly. I stopped chewing the candy in my mouth. I curled my lips and tears were about to fall. The bride put down the dishes and chopsticks and hugged me. In his arms, he touched my head and said, "Little brother, it's okay. I didn't tell you anything. We won't follow their bad example." There was another burst of laughter in the room. I didn't know what was going on. At this time, I was in the arms of the bride. There, he suddenly felt the bride's two meaty big smacks pressing him so hard that he couldn't breathe.

(To be continued)