College students' funny sketch script "Mid-term exam storm"
(This is a little funny, suitable for boys' dormitory, and it happens to be April. Anyway, there is no limit to the number of sketches in the preliminary round. If you feel ok, you can find a dormitory and try not to recite your lines. You can take notes in the preliminary round to prepare for the final. Woo hoo)
Location: A male dormitory.
Character: There are four people in the dormitory.
Third, I slept for a row in class, infatuated with Warcraft, dota was tireless, owed money by SMS, smoked and rubbed hemp, two bottles of white wine were not drunk, and skipped classes in groups. Long live college life!
Second child: Good evening, dear audience friends! I am in a hurry. I am afraid that the famous flowers are taken, and I am afraid that I can't loosen the soil; If one day I become a hooligan, please tell others that I am innocent. ...
Boss: People are really tired when they are alive. They want to sleep when they stand, and they have to queue up when they get on the bus. Eating is tasteless, and class is particularly tiring. Ahem! There is a charge for sending messages! Sorry, buddy, you're blocking my cell phone signal. (Sit down) Hey, the dormitory is still comfortable.
Old Three: Big Brother, the greedy bug came out today. Should we improve our food?
Second child: insane lunatics are not terrible. What's terrible is that a madman in his right mind has just eaten an egg fried cake and forgotten it. I don't know who it is, but I said politely to the waiter, waiter, scrambled eggs, not eggs! The waiter was shocked: no eggs, isn't it just ordinary fried cake?
Number three: Yes. . Old. . . Boss, he bullied me.
Boss: Come on, stop it. Are you bored?
Second child: Hey, big brother, can you guarantee that fourth child will help us? !
Boss: If doctors can guarantee to cure patients, there will be no dead people in the world!
Lao San: What should I do? Besides, Lao Si has helped us so many times, and it's all my fault for failing to live up to expectations. If-
Boss: Old three worries too much. I didn't grow up drinking boiled water. Look at me!
Laosishang
Old four:. My biggest dream is to become a snail when I was born and have a house of my own! But the ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny. Healthy and relaxed; Living is easy; Life is not easy! !
When the party is in charge, enter the door.
Old four: shout, boss, second and third, you are all here!
Boss: Old Four is back.
Old four: Well, I just went to the college building and found something. (Sit down and tidy up)
At this time, Old Four was reading a book, and three people discussed who would go up and tell Old Four.
Boss: Ouch-Old Four is so serious that he deserves to be a good example for our dormitory-good personality, good study and not sloppy, right?
Second child: Yes, yes, yes! That is definitely a flag of our dormitory!
Old three: Yes, that's absolutely a lie.
Boss: Yes ... Well, go ahead. What's the mess? Take this study as an example. You can't do it without an old four! Others have said: America has Bush Gates, and we have a dormitory senior four.
Second child: alas, isn't it a bit too much!
Boss: Go!
Old four: Come on, bring me a top hat as soon as you come in. Why did you come back so early today? How many times have you held your first staff congress, executive meeting and enlarged meeting of the president?
Boss: Just closed!
Old four: What are the new instructions?
Second child: I received a text message this morning saying that the mid-term exam is scheduled for April 6, with less than a week left. We're all going crazy, fourth. Look at all of us. . . . . .
Old four: April 6th? (meditating)
Second child: fourth brother, fourth brother. . . . . .
Old four: OK, you will be a brother in such a short time. Now you are stupid. Why did you go early? Who was it before? I'm tired of doing nothing.
Boss: No.2, why are you so spineless and shameful? (Pull No.3 away) Don't go too far. Number 4, we have something to discuss. Don't affect the harmony of the dormitory. (Fighting) Three people together.
Old four: You. . . What are you doing?
Boss: Why are you humming? . . You'll know soon enough.
Old four: Help! The hooligans are hitting people!
Second and third: Really, Big Brother?
Boss: Step aside. . Let me do it, (one is in fourth brother's hand), fourth brother, I knew I was wrong before my brother was sensible. In order to express my sincerity, I decided to sing a song for you.
Second child: Brother, don't. . . . . .
Third: danger. . . . . .
Boss: I am willing for you, I am willing for you, I am willing for you. . . . . .
(The second child and the third child spit)
Old four: (having a heart attack, stumbling to the boss) Eldest brother, for the sake of four years of love in the dormitory, give me a break. People sing for money, but you sing like hell. Can't I promise?
Boss: (rushing back to the third child, the second child), done, take it?
Second child: I admire you, big brother. What you did was despicable. No, it's too powerful. Idol (vomiting)
Old three: the same. . Same. . Same. .
Second child: Agreed (third child)
Old three: the reason. . . Long live Xie. (high-five)
Boss: From now on, it's all up to Brother Four. Our brother is very grateful. We will never forget your kindness and admiration for you. . . . . .
Old four: OK, OK, it's endless.
Second child: You said that the school really didn't give early notice of the mid-term exam, let alone prepare for it, and there was no psychological preparation at all.
Third: Yes. . Yes . Yes, a little. . . be honest and kindhearted
Boss: What's the use of saying this? What can I do in the mid-term exam? I still have 4 subjects! !
Second child: I still have five subjects.
Third: I still have 6 subjects.
Three people together: heaven and earth, the fairy sister came to help us. In five days, we will definitely fail the exam.
Boss: If I fail the exam, I can't graduate.
Third, if you can't graduate, you can't find a job.
Second child: if I can't find a job, I won't have money, and if I don't have money, I will. . . . (sad face) fourth brother. . .
The second child found the fourth child snickering.
Second child: eldest brother, there is something wrong with fourth child. He's laughing at us.
Boss: Old four, don't bring this. You can't gloat.
Third: yes, yes. . . A little unkind.
At this time, the old four laughed even crazier.
Second child: Boss, is he crazy? Can we still count on him?
Third: Yes. . . This is a bit difficult.
Boss: His smile is so weird. Why do I think there is a conspiracy?
Second and third: Yes. . . . There is a problem.
Old four: I won't say anything else. Find it yourself today. Don't blame me for not reminding you. . .
Three people together: which day, April 1, which day? April Fool's Day! ! ! ! ! !
Boss: Oh, dear! ! ! , I depend, smart life confused for a while!
Second child: God, my life is ruined like this. (Kneeling and beating his chest)
Old three: (pulling up the second child) No. . . Come on, what wisdom do you have?
Second child: (thinking, comforting) Did you lose? !
Old four: I'm sorry for your loss, guys. Being cheated is a good thing! At least you know it's urgent Now it's time to get ready. If it were true, wouldn't you die an ugly death?
Boss: But even so, there is still no bottom! (Consent for the second and third children)
Old four: It's not too late. You should study hard. Nothing is impossible. This is the mid-term question and answer time for all subjects. Take a good look at your theme. Then don't forget!
(Three people are delighted)
Boss: (takes it), probability, line generation, calculus
Second child: micro, macro and finance
Old three: international trade, accounting, economic law
Boss: (excited) Second and third, I see hope.
Second child: benefactor. . . . .
Old three: benefactor. . . . .
Boss: (thinking for a moment) relatives. . . . .
(Three people crying)
Old four: Wait a minute, who will fetch water today?
Three people together: old four! ! ! !
Old four: Oh! ! Oh, my God! ! A pack of baiwenhang! ! (turning around)
Boss: (Lao Si) Lao Si, we know we are wrong. Who will remind us to clean up without you?
Third: Yes, who can I borrow money from if I have no money?
Second child: I failed my class and no one helped me make up the lessons.
Old three: I forgot who will help us eat when we were eating. . . . With bento
Second child: That is, who will remind me without your date?
Old three: Who will wake us up in the morning without you?
Second child: Who will comfort me in the middle of the night without you?
Everyone: huh?
The second child: a broken heart
Boss: (singing) "The world can't move without you." I remember once having a stomachache in the middle of the night, and neither of you could wake up. Only the fourth one woke up. Give me water to take medicine. We all lost sleep that night.
Second child: Come back quickly. "Bring my thoughts back and make my heart empty." Suddenly, I realized that the fourth child had done so much for us.
(Music) Dear-Yu Quan
Old four: Remember when we first arrived?
Boss: When we first arrived, we came to this dormitory with big bags and small bags on our backs.
Old three: I was the first to gently push open the door of our dormitory.
Second child: Yes. Thirdly, I remember the first sentence I asked was: Where is your hometown? The second sentence is where is the toilet?
Old four: At that time, when I came, everyone didn't know each other very well, or our boss was very farty (guilty and ashamed) and didn't break this embarrassing situation (pride).
Second child: I remember that the third child said kindly at that time.
Third: That accent doesn't sound like a local! (shame)
(Laughing heartily)
Boss: At that time, we talked about our hometown and the college entrance examination. We are idealistic, ambitious and soft-blooded, and we want to participate in everything. Our enthusiasm is so high.
Third: Yes, I miss those days the most.
Second child: Why does time pass so quickly?
Boss: Today is graduation day. I wonder what our life will be like after graduation.
Old four: after graduation, we can't fight together like this.
Second child: After graduation, we can't talk and laugh together like we do now.
Old three: I graduated and can't chat together like this.
Boss: But after graduation, one thing cannot be changed, and that is our brotherhood! You will always be my good brothers! !
Nod in unison: hmm! ! ! ! (Music gradually stops)
Old four: My brother sleeps in my upper bunk, but you don't say anything. The questions you once asked me are not asked now.
Music: Sing together: (My brother who sleeps in my upper bunk)