2. When Tang Priest walked out of the girl country, the king of the girl country reluctantly personally saw Tang Priest off. Tang Priest took the Queen's hand affectionately, looked at several ugly disciples sadly, and sang disappointedly to the Queen: It's a pity that you didn't accompany me to the end. ...
3. A beautiful woman in the community opened an animal clinic, and a buddy and I couldn't help chatting up: Hello, is this for animals? She smiled and replied: Yes! The elder brothers lie in the hospital bed first: Please help me check, I am Cheng! Not to be outdone, I immediately lay down next to him: Please check me, too. I'm single dog!
The reporter interviewed an old woman. The reporter asked: What do you think of setting off firecrackers in the city? Grandma: What else can I see? Just climb the window and look!
5. Once our composition: One rainy night, I had a fever, and my mother carried me to the hospital. Now primary school students write: I voted, and my mother tried her best to help me canvass?
6. Wife: Honey, can you describe your life in one word? Husband: Perfect! Wife: I'm so happy to hear that! Husband: My wife has a round figure and a full wardrobe. I don't have any private money. I'm short of RMB for a day or two!
7. My son is still watching TV, and I am angry: I will be rude if I don't do my homework. The husband said beside him, Don't worry, let the child finish this paragraph, and he will do his homework. The son said simply, it's really husband and wife, a white face and a black face. There is really a tacit understanding.
8. A male teacher got hemorrhoids and put on sanitary napkins (sanitary napkins are his wife's). When playing basketball at school, the damn thing fell out along the trouser leg with blood on it. There are many students around the stadium, collectively petrified ... An idiot classmate said: What's there to see! The teacher has her period. I can't! As soon as I finished, I refuted myself and said, no! Teacher, you are a man! The students laughed themselves crazy. ...
9. I have a 3-year-old nephew at home! Go home to play with him in the second day of junior high school and watch Spongebob with him on the computer. In the middle of an episode, the computer screen got stuck. Bao Xiao asked me what happened and why I didn't move. I said that the network is too stuck and there are too many people watching it. This little guy is followed by a sentence, aunt, you go out, I watch it alone, and there are not many people!
10. A couple quarreled, and in the end, neither refused. When there was a stalemate, the old father-in-law said a word. He said: People say that women are made of water and men are made of earth. There seems to be nothing wrong with it! At this time, the wife replied: Do you mean that women are water and men are dirt, and no one can live without anyone? The old father-in-law shook his head and said, I mean, you are not acclimatized!
1 1. Yesterday, my wife bullied me. I said to her, Wait, I must show you! I bought a beautiful dress for my wife today! It must look good in it! Man, you must keep your word!
12. The farmer drove the donkey into the city and met a rogue. Did he ask if he had eaten? Farmer: Yes. The rogue said, I asked the donkey. So the farmer turned and slapped the donkey and said, You are dishonest, and you don't say a word if you have relatives in the city.