2. What is a grass root? In fact, grass roots are very cheap. Ginseng, Ganoderma lucidum and Cordyceps sinensis are all inferior things. We can't compare with Toona sinensis buds and shallots in other people's greenhouses.
3. The so-called lovelorn woman actually has no follow-up. If your front foot is kicked by Degang Guo, your back foot will be accepted by Lee MinHo. It hurts!
He didn't stop his door, didn't stop his lock, and it was the security lock of the bank. He can pry it open with celery.
5. A senior was very successful and robbed 1.83 million yuan in cash. When it arrived at 5 pm, it was still stuck in the North Third Ring Road.
6. the lock is opened with a noodle, and a pack of instant noodles can open a community.
7. I buy 50 good cars-Alto, Alto, Alto? ! Get up with a dart and drive like a train!
8. oh He grinned at me! You think I dare not stew you. If we had a pot at home, I would stew you.
9. If you want to be famous, publish a book first; If you want to publish a book, you have an accident first.
10, some people say that I have changed. In fact, I am still the same as before, but I am covered in mud in the well. Someone looked at me by the well and thought it was fun. Later, I came up, washed, changed my clothes and drove away. The man by the well said I was swollen. Actually, it's not that I'm inflated, it's that he's lost. Why don't I feel this way about others myself? I'm really ashamed.
1 1. I ordered shark fin fried rice and held three pairs of chopsticks in a daze.
12. The sinking of Titanic was a great disaster for mankind, but it was a miracle of life for the living seafood in the restaurant on board.
13, the poor hit ten steel hooks in the cross street, but they couldn't hook their relatives; The rich people are in the mountains and forests, and they can't break up meaningless guests and friends with their clubs. The general has a gun in his hand and can't stop the words "hunger and cold". Heroes may not be heroes so far.
14, start writing, get on the horse, and definitely be Kun. On the kang, you know your wife, and on the kang, you know your shoes.
15, lost on the way. He took out a bunch of instruments and pointed to the needles in the southeast and northwest? I said you were behind, so you had to take advanced measures and throw your shoes.
16, the story told today is not far from now. If there are old people at home, you can go back and ask, from the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period.
Do you prefer tea or coffee? Degang Guo: I like duck blood vermicelli soup.
18, the only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear underneath.
19, we haven't eaten for several days, and everyone looks like pancakes.
20. Do they have a family style? If you don't pick things up in the aisle, you'll lose them.
2 1, I can accept what I have to say. You curse like a dead man. I thought it was Weibo who set the tortoise free. When there are enough blacklists, I will take you to the river and set you free without destroying the ecological balance.
22. Give forty steamed buns and eighty catties of pancakes. There are many ways to fry two copies of this recipe, which is terrible.
23. Scientists know martial arts, and even immortals can't stop them.
24. People are at the end of the world, and they can't help themselves. Jianghu children can afford to put it down. If you can't put it down, you have to put it down. Few people who live to be 100 laugh when they are happy, and laugh later when they are unhappy. Happiness is better than anything, and who you compare with is yourself. All my life, I will endure it once and for all.
25, really unbridled is not drinking debauchery, false reserve must be impassioned. Everything stays on the line, and rivers and lakes are easy to meet.
26, the old man is in good health, that is, his mouth is full of teeth, only one tooth left, and he is still stuffed with food? I ate the lotus root in my eye.
Too often, we are angry not because of failure, but because we have not found a good reason for failure.
28, fame and fortune, the world was surprised to see the bald head; Poetry, wine, piano and books make the world happy. Cities compete for profits and fame, and music is driven by evil and power.
29. I am forty years old this year. I really hope to have a good trip. At the age of eighty or ninety, I can still stand on the stage and talk cross talk with my teacher. What a happy thing it is. At that time, we were all old and probably lost our hair. Teacher Yu Qian is also a gray curly hair, just like Pleasant Goat. When the curtain was raised, the two old people came to the stage hand in hand. What a good mood.
30. The performance for you is Jing Li, the young master of Beijing Beggars' Sect.
3 1, the villain will always be a villain, and he will not change because of your politeness. The wicked in the world are spoiled by cowards. What I do is to uphold justice.
32, the study is lonely, listening to the sound of rain, sighing a cold autumn rain. The residual is more faint, and the lotus leaks. The fragrance is exhausted, and the silver cylinder is lazy. The wind blows the bamboo pendulum and hits the banana window. Begonia is red, chicken feet are sunflower yellow. Roses fall at night and fly. Pomegranate grinned and lotus leaves floated in the pond. The pool is rippling, and the iron horse jingles in front of the eaves, which is a bit bleak. There is a bright moon in the sky, like silver makeup everywhere. I don't want to be rich or expensive, I just want to grow up. Infinite blessings, which one will return to the sun after death?
33. People always want ghosts and gods to know when they do good things, but they always feel that ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things, which is too embarrassing for ghosts and gods!
34、? Dad, I'm hungry! ? Hungry again, didn't you eat last year? ?
35. Come to heaven. The buildings here are very beautiful. There are signs on both sides: Paradise/Kloc-No stalls around 0/00 meters!
36, coming! Go out of the hall and into the kitchen. Can carry heavy objects and beat hooligans. Ride three rounds and run. Poor Degang Guo, lovely teddy bear.
37. I ordered a shark fin fried rice, but I couldn't find shark fin in three pairs of chopsticks. Can you tell me where the shark fin is? The chef said, my name is shark fin.
38. I win honor for everyone, and I may not get it if I work hard. I ask everyone to pay, and I will try my best not to lose.
No one who doesn't know him has ever eaten pork.
40. The most serious injury is that it is freezing in the cold, and the gaunt people are miserable; Inviting wine to ruin the intestines, three cups of drunkenness, seeking fragrance and dreaming, five more cold. There were tears in Feng's eyes, so I didn't have a chance to spend them. The lonely new rainy moon in the small building is as hard as a hook and as hard as a circle.
4 1, just then, Bush's BP machine rang, obviously.
42. Some people say that it is worth 1400 big mouths to abandon traditional cross talk!
43. If you want a hamburger, wrap a piece of paper and open it. Want to eat crabs, uncover them; If you want to drink milk, grab it on the steamed bread.
Isn't that blonde? ) nonsense, it's blonde, with your eyes closed.
45. Tian Er flew up, ran down the road with his head down, and left, holding his head and making a slight contest with this stone? Tian er lost.
46, listening to cross talk 20, booing 16 thousand. Laugh and add money.
47. Those who are too lazy to look at the world of mortals, jump without python and yarn, are busy with apricot flowers and horseshoes all the way, and dare to be champions without a crown.
48. Difficult to get along with, morally mysterious, not a confidant. Talk to your bosom friend, don't waste your breath on your bosom friend.
49. Crosstalk pays attention to four lessons: Pit. The monk turned around. Cheating!
If you like me, please raise your left hand. If you like Yu Qian, please hold out your middle finger.
5 1, six grenades for one dollar, I'll throw you a hundred dollars first!
52. Speaking of sunny days, mountains and rivers, good books, good calligraphy and paintings, good flowers, good wine and good mood, we must enjoy them and not waste them. Life is too short, so we must be grateful, content, know life, awake, glad, and never covet honor or disgrace. Yangliufeng, Wutongyue, Banana Rain, Plum Blossom Snow, Toona Sprouts, Wild Vegetable Roots, Eggplant Stems, Tofu Mud, Vulgarity and Elegance, Vegetarian and Meat, All-round Greetings, and a Happy Life.
53. Last time I drank too much, I used chopsticks as chicken feet and ate one and a half.
54. A disciple was furious about entertainment news. I told a story with a smile. Confucius traveled around the world, passing through Qilu. A fierce man stopped the way and asked the saint: How many seasons are there in a year? Confucius said with a smile: there are three seasons in a year, spring, summer and autumn. The fierce man retired with satisfaction. Confused, Yan Hui and Luz, disciples of Confucius, asked the teacher why the four seasons became three. Confucius said: the fierce man is the genius of dung beetles. He enters the dung heap every winter and sees only three seasons in his life. So this shit egg has changed, don't recite it.
55. Don't compete with gentlemen for fame, villains for profit, powerful people for profit, and heaven and earth for profit. If the interior is incomplete, it is external. Without Waqiu and parting generals, how can the Tang Dynasty prosper? This is a big deal. Bear with it. Gold is tried with fire, and people try with money.
56. Wine is a poison that penetrates the intestines, color is a steel knife that scrapes bones, wealth is the root of trouble, and gas is a smokeless gun. No wine, no banquet, colorless human extinction, no money, no road, no gas, but being bullied.
57. How dare you join the Beggars' Sect! Dressed up very well!
58. Summer is very hot and nights are short. Shaded willows are floating and reflected in the pond. The lake is gurgling, and there are three or five confidants on the shore, watching the sunset glow like a brocade. The wind blows, the lotus is fragrant, the oriole is noisy, and the butterfly flies over the white wall. It is elegant to suppress the noise. True and false, true and false are difficult to distinguish, enjoy the cool. In Vanity Fair, cruise ships come and go. In the pit of right and wrong, infinite scenery. Suddenly, when I listened to the sheng spring, the pipa with three strings and four hues was loud and the high and low voices were good.
59. Spend 200 yuan to buy a pig, squeak water, eat beans, throw it over the wall, squeak, and guess what ~ ~ ~ died.
60. The house we live in is full of holes. It is fatal when it rains: it rains outside the rain house, and it rains outside the rain house. Sometimes it rains so hard that the whole family goes out to take shelter from the rain.
6 1, I threw the shot so far, and the coach said that it doesn't count if people go out!
62. Obeying the law is depressing in the imperial court, and riding a mule at night harms others, which is fairness and hunger. Building bridges and roads is blind, killing and setting fires. I went to the Western Heaven to ask my Buddha, and the Buddha said, No way!
63. Telling stories and singing plays to persuade people, three continents take the central government. Good and evil will eventually be rewarded, and the right path in the world will change.
64. Your shameless appearance bears the charm of my youth.
65. Don't leave after the party. May I invite you to dinner? Whoever goes will pay.
66. Would you like to listen? Are you willing to listen or are you willing to listen? I will never insist.
67. Ten years of primary school and twelve years of secondary school. I was named the most familiar face in the school. When the new teacher came, he asked me about the school.
68. The heart twists and turns, and the roads in the world overlap mountains.
69. Jumping off a building will kill more cocaine. I studied it. The twentieth floor and the second floor have different effects. The second floor is bang, ah! Twentieth floor. Yeah ~ ~ ~ Bang! high-tech
70. Go your own way and say who you want.
7 1. The young man looks like an actor.
72. Since the world is so dark, why don't I stand on everyone's head? At least I feel that standing on someone else's head, I still have a steelyard in my heart, and I won't bully weak civilians! I can't fish, I won't lose my moral code!
73. What does it mean to love each other and kill each other? For example, Uni-President and Master Kong, KFC and McDonald's, Yili and Mengniu, Degang and Qianer.
74. Give a catty of watermelon and weigh it on time.
75, human feelings are warm and cold, the world is cold, honor and disgrace disputes, life and death escape, self-turbidity and self-clearing. There was a lot of laughter on the stage and the audience was depressed.
You have a good physique. I can see at a glance that you must live to death.
77. There is a catty of watermelon, which should be weighed on time.
78. Do you have a family style? If you don't pick things up in the aisle, you'll lose them.
79. The story told today is not far from now. If there are old people at home, you can go back and ask, from the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period.
80. Scientists know martial arts, and even immortals can't stop them.
8 1, in the era of Zhao Hong, the horseshoe is wide on a romantic day.
82. Look at the moon before the wind and the lights after the fog. Chrysanthemum blossoms before frost, plum blossoms after snow. Drunk talking about swords, singing in dreams.
Don't leave after the party. I'll treat you to dinner ― whoever goes will pay.
84, wealth and longevity, not by me. This is not for me to decide.