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A Japanese man, with poor Chinese, went to see a doctor one day. I went early and hung up on number one.
The nurse shouted, "No! Yao Hao! Yao Hao! "
The Japanese didn't know if they were calling him, so they didn't agree. When the nurse saw that no one agreed, she called No.2 in. I've been waiting for the old day.
I haven't called him for a long time. I'm in a hurry. Go to the nurse.
The nurse said, "What's your number?"
The Japanese said, "I am the first!" "
"Why didn't you promise when I called you just now?"
"When did you call me?"
"Yao's number is the first."
One is Yao and the other is Yao. The Japanese understand. Just go in and see the doctor.
The doctor asked, "What's the matter with you?"
The Japanese replied, "It hurts."
The doctor didn't understand: "A pain?"
The Japanese said, "It's just a backache."
The doctor was angry: "Lumbago is lumbago, how is it painful?"
The Japanese said, "Your nurse said that one is a (waist) and the other is a (waist)."
The doctor giggled and wrote him a note, saying, "Go and have a stool test and a urine test."
Ten minutes later, the Japanese came back with shit in his mouth. "Doctor, I barely swallowed my urine, and my stool really swallowed it.
Don't go down! "
The doctor is in distress situation. Explain to the Japanese that it is "inspection" rather than "swallowing"!
The Japanese understood and went out with a urine bottle. I swallowed my urine just now, and I finally squeezed out half a bottle this time. only
Out of the toilet door, I accidentally bumped into a pregnant woman and spilled my urine. The Japanese were in a hurry and said:
"What should I do?"
The pregnant woman said, "Don't panic, I have it here!" " "I went to the toilet to pee a bottle for the Japanese, and the Japanese took it for testing.
Then take the test paper to see a doctor. The doctor is also a careless look, looking at the paper, said to the Japanese:
"Nothing, you are pregnant."
After listening, the Japanese went home with the test paper. At home, I hit my wife twice, nu way:
"I said I was on it. You have to be on it. Look, you got me pregnant! " On the day I was closest to the moon, the moon told me a secret She said she was actually the sun.
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Foreigners eat Chinese food.
A China invited a foreigner to eat Chinese food, but the foreigner couldn't eat Chinese food, so he learned to eat like a China. China people accidentally dropped jiaozi into the wine. Foreigners think that jiaozi should be dipped in wine and jiaozi should be dipped in wine. China people laughed when they saw this scene, and a noodle flowed out of their noses. The foreigner said, "It's too difficult to eat Chinese food!" It's too difficult to eat Chinese food! )
:-) My name is Aunt Tissue. You can borrow a tissue from me if you need it. ...
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"Boss! Buy a chocolate doll. Do you want a boy or a girl? Of course it's a boy doll! Because there are more places to eat. " So I told the little girl in the same office about it. He smiled after listening, and then he said, "No, it should be a woman, so it's past 2 o'clock!" " I think it's right. Is it a big MM? A little more than men. Two minutes later, she said, "No, it should be a shemale! It's over 3 o'clock! " Ha ha ha, now the little girl. ...
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Money owed to individuals is poor, and money owed to the country is rich;
It is the poor who drink to see the degree, and the rich who drink to see the brand;
It is the poor who write books, but the rich who pirate them;
The poor eat poultry and the rich eat wild animals.
The poor farm the land, and the rich buy and sell it.
A new understanding of poverty and wealth;
Raise pigs when you are poor and dogs when you are rich; Plant rice when you are poor and plant grass when you are rich; I want to marry a wife when I am poor, and I want to find a lover when I am rich; Poor wives and secretaries, rich secretaries and wives.
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Aunt tissue+1 good jokes are frequent, and I like to watch them very much ~:-d ... 2009-1-211:38.
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A man with a dog said angrily to the owner of a pet shop, "You sold this dog to me as a doorman. Last night, the thief came into my house and stole my 300 yuan money, but the dog didn't even say a word. "
The boss immediately replied, "The former owner of the dog is a millionaire. He doesn't care about 300 yuan at all." On the day I was closest to the moon, the moon told me a secret She said she was actually the sun.
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One day, the hospital suddenly sent four seriously injured people, two leg fractures, one limb fracture to varying degrees, and the most serious spinal fracture!
It turned out that four people were drinking at home. When Tan Xing came up, there was a violent blow everywhere. They all drank too much! Someone suggested that everyone play cards! Just as there was no card at home, a person immediately stood up and said, "I'm going to buy a card", then opened the window and went out; Another person said quickly, "I'll go with you later." He also went out. The third person doesn't like it. "That's a window. I pulled them back! " , the fourth hurriedly said, "how can you move alone? ! I will come too! "
Afterwards, according to witnesses, that night, I suddenly saw four people jumping out of a residential building on the roadside! On the day I was closest to the moon, the moon told me a secret She said she was actually the sun.
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On the other weekend, Frye's wife made 20 barrels overnight and asked Frye to transport them to the city to sell them to subsidize the family.
Early in the morning, Frye went to the bus station in the city by bus. "Take a bus to the square, where there are many people and it should sell well," Frye thought. So I got on the bus. When I got on the bus, Frye saw that all the seats on the bus were full, so he took out a wooden bucket and sat down.
After a while, the bus arrived at the next stop, but several people got on the bus instead of getting off. One of them is a beautiful lady in a one-step dress. When she got on the bus, she saw that there were no seats, so she took out a lucky bucket and sat down. Seeing the square, Frye wanted to put the bucket away. Seeing that the young lady still showed no sign of getting up, he had to tell her what he meant. What Frye never expected was that the young lady slapped Frye in the mouth. Do you know why?
Frye said to her politely, "Miss, please lift your ass, I want to poke it." On the day I was closest to the moon, the moon told me a secret She said she was actually the sun.
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In the late 1960 s, some places were so poor that they even had problems wearing decent clothes, so many people sewed the inner layer of imported fertilizer bags into their pants.
After a wedding reception, a couple went into the bridal chamber to have a rest at night. The groom saw four big characters printed on the bride's shorts: "Don't hide for long." He is very happy. The bride fainted when she saw the words on the groom's shorts. It turned out that it said: "net weight 25kg"! On the day I was closest to the moon, the moon told me a secret She said she was actually the sun.
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slip of the tongue
A very good male classmate of mine fell to the ground. I asked a question to show my concern: "Does your ass hurt?" As a result, I accidentally said, "Your ass fell to death." Sweat ~ ~ The brother stood up and patted his ass, farted and said, "He is still breathing!" " I just fainted.
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I was chatting with my classmate Xiao Li in a bar when a man who looked like a boss came up with a glass of wine in his hand and said to Xiao Li obsequiously, "Miss, you are so sexy. Can we make friends? " "I'm sorry, Sir, do you mistook one for another? I have no last name. My surname is Li! " On the day I was closest to the moon, the moon told me a secret She said she was actually the sun.
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My little sister attended the party of her mother's colleagues, and her mother's boss asked, "What's your name, little girl?" (Ask the name) Miss Jie looked at the menu and said, "My name is Lamian Noodles the Mutton" (order)-_-!
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There is an American student John in the Chinese class I teach. He is full of interest in Chinese characters.
Fun. One day, John came back from the street and found my office: "Teacher, I miss you from China.
Very modest. ""why? "I'm surprised." In the street, I saw many big signs.
Everyone is showing off themselves, such as: China is good, China people are good, and China agriculture is good. ...
I regard "silver" as "very".
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On the way home.
Son: Dad, the anti-theft lock I invented finally succeeded!
Father: Really? Let me have a look!
Son: Don't worry, just go home and open the door.
……
Son: How's it going, Dad? Is the anti-theft effect good?
Father: Son, your invention is really successful! It's really too high to block your eyes with all-purpose glue! Not only a thief, but also I can't open it with a key!
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Ken zai left his girlfriend a mobile phone before he went on a business trip. He felt a little strange for several days, so he had the following telephone conversation.
Kenzai: Why don't you answer your cell phone every night?
Girlfriend: Well ... I really don't want to answer this question ... I feel like I'm with you.
Kenzai: Are you kidding? What can that mobile phone bring you?
Girlfriend: hmm ... that mobile phone vibrates so comfortably.
Kenzai: (seems to understand something) Hey, mobile phones can't be flooded! On the day I was closest to the moon, the moon told me a secret She said she was actually the sun.
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When old Guo Gang can drive a car, one word: cow! On this day, he was stopped by the police for running a red light. He pulled over slowly. At this time, he found that the expression of the traffic police standing by the car door was extremely painful. Guo Gang wants to open the car door and get off. The traffic police cried outside the door and said, "stop first, the wheel is pressing my shoes." Fortunately, the shoes I wear today are bigger ... "
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A day is a day.
In the early days of liberation, some illiterate women were organized in rural areas to form "literacy classes". On this day, the teacher taught the word "day" in class and explained: "One day is one day, and one day is one day." After class, some students went to the teacher and said, "Teacher, one day is enough. If it is day by day, I really can't stand it! " "
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On the eve of the wedding, the bride and her ex-boyfriend rekindled their old love and went to bed after a moment of lust.
Because I didn't bring a condom, I wrapped ham in plastic film instead. During sex, the film falls off,
Left it in the bride's body and didn't take it out On the night of the wedding, the film was stuck to the groom's baby again. The groom asked in surprise, "What is this?" ? "It's my hymen." The bride pretends to be charming. "oh! The first time I saw a hymen with quality assurance. On the day I was closest to the moon, the moon told me a secret She said she was actually the sun.
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In order to prevent obesity, my wife posted a poster of a slim beauty in a bathing suit on the refrigerator door, reminding herself to open the refrigerator less and get something to eat.
Sure enough, she lost four kilograms, but her husband gained seven kilograms. On the day I was closest to the moon, the moon told me a secret She said she was actually the sun.
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Horror English
A father was checking his son's English textbook when he suddenly turned to an extremely scary page: Yes-Grandpa died, Nice-Milk died, Bus-Dad died, Mouth-Mom died, Jeep-Sister died, Girl-Buddy died, and finally-I died. His father said another kiss-I'm so angry.
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After we get married, I will have two children with you, a boy and a girl.
Gabby: All right!
You take a man's name, I take a girl's name.
Gabby: Never mind! What's the girl's name?
Mm: How beautiful!
Gabby: Why?
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