Why can't pineapple be numb?
After buying the pineapple, cut it from top to bottom. Then take a container full of salt water. Put the pineapple in half. When the core drops, the water should just overflow the pineapple. Soak for about fifteen minutes and you can eat it. It's delicious, not so greasy, and you won't feel your teeth fall out and your mouth is numb.