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1. biological viewpoint

When fish die, algae will multiply, and other creatures in the water will be affected. Large marine creatures such as mammals and whales will die in large numbers, so turtles can only eat shrimp, so they have to change their recipes. Polar bears and brown bears kill each other? Seabirds starve to death, or eat shrimp, crabs and coconuts.

2. Physical point of view

Why do fish die? If it is caused by pollution, are other creatures on the earth in danger of extinction? Was it an alien impact? Did the earth explode? Is it the explosion of the sun? Has the water evaporated? Is it air pollution? The atmosphere disappears, water evaporates into the universe, and the earth becomes Mars?

3. Geology and shipping

Is the fish dead or floating on the water? The ship can't sail? Or sink to the bottom of the water, hundreds of millions of years later, things will become oil?

4.coffee cat

If all the fish in the world die, then I will only feed my cat pork and onion rolls.

5. Creator

If all the fish in the world are dead, we should invent electronic fish for everyone to fish for fun.

6. Love between life and death

If all the fish in the world die, then I will give you a deep goodbye.

7. Online version

If all the fish in the world die, then I will settle accounts with the landlord. This guy must be behind this.

8. One-piece version

If all the fish in the world die, then I will take my partner with me to find the surviving fish. We believe in dreams, and we will definitely find the real reason to return the world to its original state.

9.robot cat

If all the fish in the world die, then I will use the time machine to go back to a certain point in time to stop this event from happening.

10. Myth Edition

If the whole world. . . . Then a fairy waved and all the fish came back to life. Of course, the protagonist of the previous story will go through some twists and turns and hardships, and finally he may sacrifice his life for justice, commit suicide and win the touch and pity of the creator.

1 1. fisherman's edition

. . . . . Then I went up the mountain to chop wood and compete with the woodcutter for business.

12. profiteer edition

. . . . . . Then I will put the dead fish in the refrigerator and sell it to people who don't know for huge profits.

13 historian

. . . . . . Then they will record this moment in various ways, such as stone carving, disks and memorial buildings.

14 writer

. . . . . . Then they will write some lyrics to express their hypocrisy.

15 scientist

. . . . . . . Then they will analyze the water quality, find out the reason and find a super radioactive substance.

16 politician

. . . . . . . Then everyone will have a meeting and blame each other for their mistakes. As a result, there was no result, and I broke up in discord and went home to die.

17 acquisition version

. . . . . . . So pessimistic and world-weary began to perform suicide, and the degenerates could do nothing, and morality was not binding. After an addiction, it's all over.

18。 . . . . . Then there were problems with the language and writing at that time. At that time, fish were not fish now, but might refer to tigers, elephants, lions, leopards, bears and other things.

19.。 . . . . . Then the medical scientist will carefully study the raving psychopath to see if he can be cured.

20.。 . . . . . . Then the administrator will give us fish. . . . This is a conversation between two bears in the zoo. Their world is a cage.

2 1.。 . . . . . . . Then it doesn't matter if I go to work tomorrow.

22.。 . . . . . . . . Then can this damn thing leave me alone? I am so sleepy now.