The hilarious cross talk lines in "Dialect":

It doesn't waste electricity if you speak louder.

Those who are near pigs are fat, and those who are near urine are coquettish.

If you are willing to die, I will be willing to bury you!

Here comes a pound of watermelon, weigh it accurately.

Spending money is like peeing your pants, it’s so satisfying.

It is the obligation of every citizen to take concubines according to law!

Whoever doesn’t know him has never eaten pork.

As the saying goes, "When people go to higher places, urine flows to lower places."

If I couldn't beat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago.

I haven’t eaten for several days, and everyone looks like a pancake.

Go your own way, and whoever wants to say it can go ahead!

Things to note when doing cross talk:

1. The articulation must be true. During the performance, the words must be sent to the ears of the audience. Only when the audience hears clearly can they laugh. Why do cross talk masters train in oral command? That is to train their lips, teeth, tongue, and throat.

2. The pronunciation of phonetic symbols must be accurate. Theoretical cross talk sketches not only practice pronunciation but also phonetic pronunciation. The pronunciation of phonetic symbols mainly refers to the five tones of the lips, teeth, tongue, and throat that must be accurate.

3. The tone of voice must be correct. Intonation expresses emotion and is divided into high and low, speed, light and heavy. The characters in the cross talk sketches all have different temperaments, and the characters' emotions are also various. The crosstalk master simulates the character's speech, and must speak the intonation correctly, which means that the character's emotions must be expressed accurately. If the intonation is wrong, the character's emotions will change and the burden will not sound.