The cross talk words of Deyun society three people

Degang Guo Jing Li Yu Qian Edition "Peeling the Jacket"

Guo: Thank you for giving me personal applause.

Li Yu:No. What happened to us?

Guo: As you all know, I am the protagonist, which makes these two people suspicious.

Y: Did we recruit you? Li: That's right.

Guo: In my opinion, crosstalk performers are proficient in all four subjects. This is a child born in 2004.

Y: You were born in 2004.

Guo: You were born in 2003.

Li: We are greedy enough.

I smiled and said to Li, I am one year older than you.

Guo: Look at these two, they know nothing.

Y: wait a minute. Who wouldn't? We have learned it since childhood.

Guo: Run like SEG and jump high.

Y: I won't! We are talking about four themes of cross talk. Why should we lift the high jump?

Guo: Really? Let me ask you something. Do you know how to say crosstalk and learn to tease and sing bad lyrics?

Y: no! ! Bad lyrics? Taiping lyrics!

Guo: Yes, Taiping lyrics. If I sing a passage, you won't hear it.

Y: We will know what you are singing.

Li: We won't sing with him.

Y: why?

Li: He has a nickname.

Y: What nickname?

Li: Over paragraph 3!

Y: (laughs) Oh, only three paragraphs? Then I'll ask him. (Turning around) Miss Guo, how many paragraphs can you sing?

Guo: 10000.

Ok, ok, please sing a song for me.

Guo: Really? Get ready to die. I'll ask you to take the body, and the insurance beneficiary will change me for me.

Y: not at all! Start (a disease)

Guo: Listen! "The beauty of Hangzhou is unparalleled, and the exotic flowers and grasses on the west lake are fragrant all the year round. This spring outing in Su Causeway.

Y: OK, OK, I can hear you. Legend of the white snake.

Li: Yes, what's new here? Legend of white snake!

Guo: I deliberately sang simply. I love my children. I sang a difficult song "Hum with nunchakus". You don't know, it's really dead here.

Li Yu: I don't know.

Guo: One more difficult! I won't mention it this time!

Y: You didn't mention it to us when you came up.

Li: Listen to his songs.

Guo: "The landlord is fine."

(Three people sing together) I visited the west of the city and saw a ``````````.

Guo: (raising his voice) The skeleton is lying on the floor.

Y: Come on, stop singing! ! !

Guo: How high is my place?

Y: it's no use pulling it up! Persuade people, right?

Guo: Oh! You know all this?

Y: what's the matter There was cabbage that year!

Li: Exactly!

Guo: If I have one more, you won't be able to say it!

Y: We can know which song you are singing!

Guo: Really? "This han emperor has ``````.

(Three people sing together) Sitting on the mountain.

Li: Did Han Xin do divination?

Guo: Can you tell? These two people are human this time! If you want to catch this, shoot it first and then ask!

Y: Did I recruit you?

Li: How do you ask if it will collapse?

Guo: I can't lose this person with you! I'm leaving, my friends. If you want to continue reading, if you don't want to read, you can get a refund at the door. Let's leave now.

Y: Wait a minute, come back! What shall we do after you leave?

Guo: You can die here. I'm called the body collection area.

Y: why?

Guo: I feel ashamed to be with you!

Li: Are you really leaving? Do you have to go?

Guo: I have to go.

Li: (pushing Yu Qian away) You go away and I'll talk. You can leave if you want. Leave me your coat! I came up to take off Guo's coat and they tore it together. )

Y: gnome male-"! ! ! (Come up and pull them apart) I have something to say. What happened?

Guo: His feet are sweaty!

Li: What are sweaty feet?

Why are you dragging his clothes?

Li: His jacket is mine! !

Oh, that jacket is yours?

Li: Mine! !

Y: Don't worry, calm down. I will ask him. (turning around) Mr. Guo, come here

Guo: Call me? I can make it hard for you every time I sincerely. The first paragraph "Legend of the White Snake", ~ ~ `.

Y: Stop talking about it! What? Which jacket is his?

Guo: Huh?

Y: Stop being stupefied! Is it his?

Guo: Look.

Y: What do you mean, have a look? Is it his? I asked.

Guo: Yes, why?

Y: Take off (take off Guo's coat and Guo pulls it aside)

Guo: How do you learn from him?

Y: Give their mandarin jackets to others!

Guo: Yes! This jacket is his. I can't give it to him. I'm afraid he will throw it away.

Y: If people throw away their things, they will, so you should give them quickly.

Guo: Yes, it hurts.

Y: What do you care? Give it to others!

Guo: It's good for him if I wear it.

Y: It's good for others to wear their mandarin jackets?

Guo: Listen to me. I went to their house that time. It happened that I was performing again in those two days, and I was not at home. I said go to their house.

Y: What is your humanity? I'm not at home. Why don't you go and see her?

Guo: Look at your brothers and sisters.

Li: I mainly go to see my brothers and sisters.

Guo: Knock on the door when you arrive. His wife comes out: He opens the door slowly.

Y: Did you come out to sing?

Guo: His wife is good at singing. I told you this story and gave me that jacket (imitating Jing Li's voice). Li' Jing is a man who can't talk casually. You can forgive me for him later. "

Y: Oh, that's the thing. (To Jing Li) Yes, Mr. Li, this jacket is yours. But they say it's good for you to wear yours for nothing.

Li: What's good for me?

Y: It's impossible for people to be suspicious if he says he doesn't recruit three to two. He can give you a round.

Li: Who is talking about the cloud mountain fog cover? Do I look illiterate? What I said was too abstruse for them to understand. You get out of the way. I told him (to Guo) that you can wear it if you want, and don't say anything about leaving.

Guo: Yes, you said we have a good relationship, so it's annoying to be on stage.

Li: I think so too. Are you still going?

Guo: You don't want it now, I'm not leaving!

Li: Put it on.

Guo: Sixty years?

Li: Where will there be 60 years?

Guo: Fifty years?

Li: Not even fifty years! Next Tuesday at two o'clock in the afternoon, you will take me home.

K: next Tuesday morning 1 1?

Li: One o'clock in the afternoon!

K: 12 am？

Li: Now it is 10, and the difference is 12.

Y: Is this too thin? What about the price?

Guo: It's all a mess.

Li: That's right. Skirt! Care about clothes! Why is it all urine alkali?

Guo: I just sprayed the teacher!

Y: (loudly) Go! ! (Jing Li wipes his face with his hand)

Li: Stand still. (La Yuqian) Let's talk.

Y: ok, ok, ok. I haven't seen you for a long time.

Li: I like chatting with you, but I don't like him.

Y: that's right! Say anything when you come up!

Li: To be honest, I don't mean making money by cross talk.

Y: Oh, you have money at home?

Li: We only have one jacket like his, 10,000 yuan.

Y: It's exciting when you talk.

Li: People from the Lao family occupy the room and lie on the ground. A thousand hectares of fertile land, rice piled into warehouses, trees into forests, gold and silver into boredom, mules and horses in groups.

Y: stop, stop, stop. I also know the following words.

Li: (laughs) You too? My mother is over 70 this year, and the gold and silver jewelry she wears is ringing; In that respect, as you know, my mother has four fingers in each hand. She is disabled.

Y: This is a defect.

Li: You said that these eight fingers and this 10 ring are all agate.

Y: Just a moment, please. What? Eight fingers, wearing a 10 ring?

Li: Am I still lying to you?

Y: what's the matter? What are you doing?

Li: Someone knows.

Y: Who knows this?

Li: (pointing) He knows! !

Y: Oh, he knows?

Li: Ask him if you don't believe me.

Y: Then I'll ask him! (turning around) Mr. Guo,

Guo: Huh?

Y: Please explain. All eight fingers are wearing 10 rings. What happened?

Guo: Impossible! That's bullshit！

Li: (coming over) Water said it was impossible?

Guo: What's the matter?

Li: I said my mother wears a 10 ring on eight fingers! !

Guo: Is that what you said?

Li: I am right!

Guo: Yes! Okay, okay. Your mother, your mother?

Li: Why does it sound like swearing?

Y: then ask you! Please explain it to me.

Guo: Yes, you want to go home, don't you?

Do you want to go home? I asked you!

Guo: Ask me? This is funny. I wonder if you have the patience to wait.

What are you doing?

(Audience: Wait! ) Let's just wait to live or die!

Guo: During the Tang Dynasty.

Y: Huo! Taiwan Province is far from here! Just say now.

Guo: Yes! Think about this truth. How to wear the Eight Fingers 10 ring?

Y: come back! You left me hanging here. You want to go!

Guo: This high-tech thing! Why is she wearing 10? (Pushing Yu Qian) What's the matter with you?

Y: (also pushing Guo) Did I annoy you?

Guo: One hand and one finger, and it won't be long before you wear two.

Yu: (strike the table and suddenly realize)

Li: No, no! Wear a hand. My mother said, bring two ugly ones, just wear one!

Guo: (stunned. Learn from Jing Li) Really?

Li: Really.

Guo: It's hard to say.

Y: you have to be clear.

Guo: She, she, she has six fingers? Hey! She has six fingers! I made a mistake and stabbed my thumb. It was 10 finger! ! (gasping)

Y: Oh, now that you mention it, I see! (To Jing Li) Does the old lady have six fingers?

Li: Yes, it's six fingers. (Guo Xiang) Too tired! Come on, wipe your sweat.

Guo: Can we stop talking like this in the future? Someone is exhausted.

Li: Well, I'm not as conspicuous as you this time.

Guo: How about this jacket?

Li: Put it on! Wear it for a month!

Guo: (laughs) Just one month?

Y: This is a jacket!

Li: Let's keep talking.

Y: Didn't you make it clear before?

Li: I like to cut corners when I speak.

Y: You see, I went too far.

Li: My mother said that the family property is mine from now on.

Y: I gave you all the flowers?

Li: Give them all to me. Nothing to go out, I saw a dog, bought it back and teased it: "Come on, Xiaogang, turn it over."

Y: Oh, your dog's name is Xiaogang?

Li: Xiaogang.

Y: You like Xiao Gang!

Li: (crying) It's a pity that my little program ```````````.

Y: unhappy?

Li: Am I happy? I cried! My little gang, accidentally, fell into a tea bowl and drowned.

Y: shut up first! Shut up. Such a big dog fell into a tea bowl and drowned?

Li: So big? How much food do I have to save for this size? I'm telling you, it's two feet long from beginning to end and eight feet tall when you stand up.

Y: (laughs) Is it this high? (pointing to Degang Guo's head)

Li: Right, right!

Y: stop it. What you said is really looking at flowers in the fog.

Li: Who is the fog?

Will a Y: A dog that big fall into a tea bowl and drown?

Li: Someone knows.

Y: Who knows?

Li: He knows!

Y: Oh, he knows? Let me ask him. Mr. Guo,

Guo: I just chatted with the reporter.

Y: You said the dog drowned in a tea bowl. Is it true?/You don't say.

Guo: Who said that? Have you taken the wrong medicine?

Y: Who took the wrong medicine?

Guo: Nonsense. Nothing!

Li: Take off your jacket.

Guo: What's the matter? What is this? This is a good point, isn't it?

Li: The dog fell into the tea bowl and drowned. That's what I said!

Guo: You said that?

Li: I said that.

Guo: Yes! ! !

Y: Oh, is that right?

Guo: Yes, I saw it with my own eyes!

Y: Then explain.

Guo: Look, that performance dog is this big (the size of a matchbox).

Y: You're a mess! Show it to the dog? Not that big. Their house is small in outline, two feet long from beginning to end, with bamboo poles and ears.

Guo: Wait a minute! Their dog's name is Xiaogang? Named after his father?

Li: What do you mean?

Y: Stand so high (gesticulating with Degang Guo).

Guo: Teacher Yu! Want such a tall dog (to show modesty)

Y: don't row!

Guo: How did you fall into the tea bowl and drown? You can't even get your paws in.

Y: that's right!

Guo: Why are the tea bowls not so big?

Do you drink tea in such a big bowl?

Guo: This is a basin.

Y: Yes, washing your face is appropriate.

Guo: It's a long story. Tang Dynasty

Yu; Don't talk about the Tang Dynasty! Can't wait.

Guo: Stop it? Their family has money!

Yes, he just said he was rich.

Guo: It's too ostentatious. His father has nothing to do. He put a gold collar and chain on his mother and dragged her out for a walk.

Y: Walking the dog? What is this?

Guo: Do you have any money? Shit. He wore nine gold earrings on his head and his eyes were gouged out in search of gold.

Y: isn't that good?

Li: Is that still visible?

Guo: Wear a gold ring on your nose.

Y: It's a cow with a gold ring on its nose.

Li: (pushing Yu Qian) What do you mean?

Guo: Connect the two bracelets together.

Y: handcuffs?

Guo: Have you seen the hair distribution?

Y: still handcuffed! I didn't ask that. I asked the dog

K: Don't worry, let's take our time. On that occasion, their family went to Tongxian to buy a dog. Li Jingdong turned to the west and saw a dog: "Call one!" ""woof! "No, it is panic.

Y: It's not good to keep yelling.

Guo: Look at that: "Call one!" The dog barked: "(imitating Jing Li's voice) woof ~ ~ ~ woof ~ ~ ~ woof ~ ~ ~".

Y: I'm sure he'll like it if you say so!

Guo: I looked at it and said, "(imitating his speech) is really ~ ~ ~ good ~ ~ Then this dog ~ ~ I ~ ~ like ~ ~ happy, so ~ ~ it ~ ~ ~ ~.

Y: You see, it's up to you?

Guo: Yes, yes, yes, the idiom is well said: Wu Dalang keeps night owls-everyone has his own interests.

Y: cough! Is this an idiom?

Guo: Take it home, not idle, and walk the dog. Ride on the overpass.

Y: oh! It happened right here!

Guo: Many people know him and say hello to him. He drove the dog away.

Y: what a pity!

Guo: The manager of our theater is surnamed Zhang, Manager Zhang. I saw him. Let's sit down together. Qi's excellent spike is one yuan a catty: Oh, it's not good tea.

Guo: Manager Zhang took out a gourd from his pocket. It was so big.

Y: wow! Just like that dog.

Guo: Curious: "Manager Zhang ~ ~, you ~ ~ took ~ ~ what ~ ~ that's ~ ~." Manager Zhang opened the gourd and popped out a slug, green and full of eyes. He likes aesthetics: "Manager Zhang is so generous that he gave it to him. He couldn't bear it: "Gentleman ~ ~ Don't ~ ~ take away other people's love ~ ~ Oh, come on, I'll give you this ~ ~ dog ~ ~. "

Y: Oh, here it is.

Guo: Manager Zhang is very happy: "The bike just broke down."

Y: Ye rides a dog?

Guo: I rode my dog home. When I got home, I took it to the back to wipe the mud.

Y: Why do dogs rub mud?

Guo: It's slow. He named it adoptive father!

Y: How did you get this name?

Guo: Benevolence is wealth. This ~ ~ is ~ me ~ adoptive father. Unexpectedly, as soon as the gourd opened, the slug fell into the tea bowl, and the water was more than 4000 degrees that day.

Y: Why is it so high?

Guo: The cups are almost melting. His adoptive father is dead!

Y: I burned michel platini to death!

Guo: He said sadly, "I traded my dog for this Guo Guo, and now my Guo Guo is very hot. Isn't that the same as my dog? " (touching his chest with his hand) God, it hurts me! ! ! !

Y: Oh, I see! (To Jing Li) Love is not your dog, but a changed slug. It's hot.

Li: Yes, yes, it's a fruit. (To Degang Guo) Not bad, not bad!

Guo: Can we stop talking like this?

Li: Don't I take shortcuts?

Guo: Can I stand it if you cut in?

Li: Come on, wipe your sweat. I came again today without you! Let me ask you: What happened to this adoptive father?

Guo: It's very hot. Just forget it．

Li: How about that? I said Xiaogang is very spicy, so you give me a whole adoptive father!

Guo: How about this jacket?

Li: Put it on! Wear it until you die, and it will be wrapped when you die!

Y: Let's keep talking.

Li: Since Xiaogang was scalded to death, I've stopped itching and running nose.

Y: Oh, I quit.

Li: I keep cricket.

Y: it's still autumn insects.

Li: My wife and I were sleeping that day.

Y: forget to sleep.

Li: I heard crickets calling, "DuDu, DuDu". "My wife and I went down to catch crickets with colander. As a result, we didn't get off the house.

Y: where is it?

Li: I'm at Beijing Railway Station. I make a phone call one or three times faster: I catch cricket at Beijing Station. When I arrived at Beijing Railway Station, I wasn't. I am in Tangshan.

Y: huh? Did you go to Tangshan?

Li: Buy a train ticket to Tangshan. When we get to Tangshan, we will "beep, beep".

Y: It's over there.

Li: 1 is in Yantai.

Did you go to Yantai again?

Li: I chased Yantai again, and here I am again. Dig! I saw this cricket while digging the sea. That end is the size of Tianqiao Theater.

Is it?

Li: The body is as long as a train. Eyes as bright as searchlights. I can get it,

Y: wait a minute! Please don't say it yet.

Li: Take a thin thread home. I look beautiful. I ``````

Y: (Stop) Stop it! !

Li: What's wrong?