A student's parents visit the teacher. Parents: What's the teacher's name? Teacher: Oh, my name is Jinlian Wang. Parents: (holding the teacher's hand warmly) Oh, Miss Pan!
Someone went to a doctor to treat insomnia. Doctor: "How long does it take to sleep every night?" ? How long can you sleep a day? Patient: I fell asleep as soon as I went to bed at night and slept until dawn. Doctor: "How can this be regarded as insomnia?" "Patient:" I mean I can't sleep at work during the day. "Doctor:" What do you do and need to sleep during the day? " Patient: "Civil servant. "
Many teachers in a university co-edited an English-Chinese dictionary of tourism industry. In order to show his professional level, a teacher publicly accused the editor-in-chief of the dictionary and said, "Your dictionary is wrong! Tourism. No, it should be "tourism". In fact, "tourism" is good, and "tourism" is also correct and more commonly used. The teacher only knows one thing, but not the other. He made a fool of himself in front of everyone on the spot. What is even more ridiculous is that the teacher who said other people's dictionaries were wrong compiled a new English phrasal verb dictionary (English title: New English phrasal verb dictionary). He translated "latest" into "new". In fact, the "latest" English is the "latest". This joke is widely circulated on campus. {Content from Guo Yidun's blog}
The fiancee waited under the tree for 30 minutes before her fiance came. She asked unhappily, "Besides the alarm clock, elevator failure and tunnel traffic jam, can you name any new reasons for being late?" The fiance thought for a moment and said, "You're too early."
Today, my mother suddenly showed me a video and I accepted it. I just found two or three aunts standing behind my mother, and then we said, "Let's see if my son is ugly. Am I lying to you? " "I must not be myself.