52. This man is dead and has something to burn.

53. Tianma Meteor Boxing-Lushan Ascending to Heaven-Phoenix Wings Tian Xiang-Diamond Stardust-Nebula Chain-Please leave a message if you are still alive.

54. The master is organizing a special meeting to study whether to stew Bai Gujing or braise in soy sauce.

55. Tear in the wind and pee on your back.

56. People are old and have nothing to do.

57. The mother teaches the child to urinate, one pull, two pull, three pull, four urine, five push, six release and seven pull. The little boy has grown up! One day, her mother heard him shout "three, five; Three, five ".

58. Life can't be like cooking. All the ingredients are ready before cooking.

59. Fear makes you a prisoner. I hope to set you free.

60. It is women's love for shopping malls that makes them more and more exciting. Women are the saviors of shopping malls, and the biggest word should be left at the entrance of every shopping mall: thank you, woman.

6 1, summon up courage to lower your head and raise your head confidently.

62, not afraid of being used, I am afraid that you are useless.

63. Good temper is the best clothes a person can wear in social activities.

Sometimes, we are grateful for the kindness of others, but turn a blind eye to the kindness of our loved ones for a lifetime.

65. People who only know justice are bound to be broken; Only a soft-hearted person will eventually be a coward.

Although I am not beautiful, I will treat you as a bandit, although I am not fat, I will treat you as a wooden stick.

I don't care if you have money, I only care if you have a future.

68. Beautiful women are no different from ordinary people when they are constipated. Although the text is a little damaged, it is also the voice of others.

69. No matter how perfect the figure is, in the eyes of people who don't love her, it is also a kind of teasing seasoning.

70. Small trees can't be used without pruning, and children can't make things.

7 1, accumulated over time, may lead to an outbreak; And if it breaks out for a long time, it may lead to collapse.

72. Be respectful to superiors, bossing around subordinates, and hiding from peers.

73. No matter how difficult it is, consider yourself 250. No matter how difficult it is, think of yourself as a two-faced person.

74. You said you were behind a head, wearing a forward hat.

75. The head with shell is also combed with lightning stripes.

76. I can't talk I stutter when I see a lot of people, like a sheep shitting. Please forgive me if it's not to your taste.

77. Learn astronomy, geography, pediatrics, yin and yang, gossip, planning and decision-making thousands of miles away.

78. Before the skull, after Xuanwu, Zuo Qinglong, right white tiger.

79. Interpretation is cover-up, and cover-up is making up stories.

80. Look at the mountains and rivers from a distance, and look at the grin from a distance.

8 1, unconsciously time flies by, and life often lives in regret.

82. Candles drain the wick every night. If I become the soil of spring, I will love flowers more.

83. Today you are not a paparazzi fighter, tomorrow you will become a gossip refugee.

84. It's really true that you don't practice vacation.

85. Know how to prove your innocence of pornography with wrong answers.

86, men are not drunk, how can women have tips; How can a man have a chance if a woman is not drunk? Women and men are not drunk, and no one sleeps in the hotel.

87. Very male chauvinism. "Big" is tailored to one of my organs.

88. Businessmen don't hate their country, and prostitutes don't know about extramarital affairs.

89. In fact, many people say that I look like Tony Leung Chiu Wai, but I don't want to admit it, because I think it is necessary to be a distinctive person. I still feel more like Kimura Takuya.

As a monk, my task is to give love to all beings.

9 1, you took my anchor, and the bottom of the sea was out of balance, so we had to emigrate ashore.

92. When I reached the top of the mountain, I found that the wrong road and the right road were only a few steps away.

93. Can I catch my breath without steaming steamed bread?

94. I eat more salt than you eat rice? That's your mouth weight; I have crossed more bridges than you have. That's your laziness.

95. Endure the moment of calm and take a step back.

96. I'm fine. Thirteen Pacific Insurance Golden Bell Hoods, practicing ass.

97. Since ancient times, no one has died and no paper has been used to shit.

98. This will make you comfortable. Take off your pants that you often pull.

99. Optimists see opportunities in disasters, while pessimists see disasters in opportunities.

100, angry is to punish yourself with other people's mistakes.