a: have you ever studied?

b: I haven't studied, but I know a few words.

a: you should read some books, so as not to say anything in white.

b: don't forget that you haven't studied. Although you don't have much literacy, you can use good words. There is no white character. If there is white character, you should pick it out.

a: now the white character comes out.

b: which is white?

a: I asked you how to spell "give".

b: ah! It's just the word "hand" on the handle.

a: what do you mean?

b: is this the hand to hand?

a: no, it's the word "he" of "one bite", which is pronounced (ji) in orthography. Shandong all say orthography, for example, waiting for a meal in a restaurant, "Second brother, I'll' give '(ji) how much you eat." Pronounce "give" (ji).

b: hey! Maybe there is a word.

a: what do you mean by "two"? One is one, two is two. Go to the money shop to change money: "shopkeeper, you change me two dollars." Did anyone say "two" dollars?

b: hey! One or two is three?

a: what do you mean "three"? The orthography is "three", and there is Sanqing Theater outside the front door. Did anyone say anything about the Saqing Theater?

b: I will change it tomorrow!

a: what do you mean "tomorrow"? Pronunciation reads "Ming". Are there any movie stars named "Tomorrow"?

b: I'm unlucky today!

a: what do you mean "today"? Pronounce "today". Long live today. Is there anyone who reads "Today's Children"?

b: don't be serious.

a: what do you mean "truer"? Pronunciation reads "true".

b: you're zuo.

a: what is a zuo mill? The orthography is zhuo grinding. Such as cutting, such as CuO, such as zhuo, such as grinding. Zuo, zuo, you poor bones!

b: I won't talk if you do this.

a: what do you mean "don't"?

b: that's all we have, why not? Six no six, run, open, nao the duck, that's all!

a: you businessmen just use big words to deceive people. if you have white words, you say that you don't have white words. You have three minutes to reply to me, or you will cancel your business!

b: come on, don't be angry, don't be angry, please forgive my ignorance, I'm just a Jianghu person.

a: haha! Bah! You look like perfume. You dare to compare with Jianghu people?

b: what's wrong with the Jianghu people?

a: I'll talk about it and listen to it. I think at the beginning, there was a Jianghu man in the Song Dynasty, whose surname was Miao, and when he didn't meet, he set up a hexagram shed next to the Sprinkled Golden Bridge. Zhao Taizu, who happened to meet unexpectedly, rode by and saw a crowded bridge surrounded by a hexagram shed. There is a couplet in front of us. The first part writes: "A stroke is like a knife, splitting Kunshan into stones and jade," and the second part reads: "Eyes are like electricity, and seeing through the sea turns into a fish dragon." Horizontal batch: "If you break things, see." At the sight of his displeasure, Kuang Yin said, "Where are you crazy? How dare you talk big? Wait for me to dismount and visit. " Want to turn over and dismount, tie the horse to the willow outside the hexagram shed, separate everyone, walk into the hexagram shed, bow down to the gentleman and say, "Sir, what do you think of a future?" In a broad sense, I was very surprised. It turned out to be the founding emperor! Hurriedly stood up and said, "Long live, the grass people came late to pick up the bus. I hope you will forgive me." Kuang Yin was shocked when he heard this. "Sir, are you crazy?" Broadly speaking: "My Lord doesn't need to panic. Look at my Lord's evil eyebrows, his eyes are full of gods, and there is a Zhu Shazhi on his left shoulder, and he will be honored in the Ninth Five-Year Plan." When Kuang Yin heard this, he thought to himself, "I have Zhu Shazhi on my left shoulder. How can others know? I don't think I'll answer him later. " After thinking about it, he whispered to his husband, "If you are in the Ninth Five-Year Plan in the future, you will be declared to the DPRK and made a national defense strategist." Generalized Shane. Kuang Yin walked out of the hexagram tent. He said to the crowd, "Listen to the truth, gentlemen. This man is a Jianghu man, a Jianghu mouth and a Jianghu warlock, but he is just flattering." With that, he mounted his horse and ran away. Later, Chen Qiao mutinied, wearing a yellow robe, and Guo Xuan entered the palace in a broad sense, making him a strategist for protecting the country and taking charge of the commander of the three armed forces. Later, Han Long, Hubei Province, came in with his younger sister Han Sumei, and Taizu was drunk in the Peach Blossom Palace, and took wine to behead his third brother, so that Mr. Miao was relieved from hangover. After he left in a broad sense, Taizu regretted it and said, "It's a pity that my husband is one of the Jianghu people who sell divination beside the Golden Bridge." Miao Guangyi-Jianghu people, can you compete?

b: I can't compete!

a: I think you are better.

b: compared to what?

a: you are like boiling a ball in a tea pot.

b: really?

a: I called you an asshole, but you are still full of anger!

b: I dare not be angry! Come on, just treat me like a child!

a: haha, bah! I spit your face with toilet water! Don't you dare compare with children.

b: what's the matter?

a: I'll talk about it and listen to it. I think at the beginning, Wen Yanbo in the Song Dynasty, children had the wisdom of filling holes and floating balls. Duke Wen of Sima, I have a plan to save my son by breaking the urn. Han Kong Rong, at the age of four, knew the gift of making Morrison. Thirteen lang is five years old. Tang Liuyan was an academician at the age of seven, and Han Xiangjiu Huang was a warm guest at the age of seven. Qin Gan Luo was a prime minister at the age of twelve. At the age of thirteen, Wu Zhouyu became the commander-in-chief of the water army, leading thousands of troops and horses, and took charge of the military power in six counties and eighty-one States. He made bitter meat, offered a serial, borrowed the east wind and burned warships, which made Cao Cao run away and almost died in Jiangnan. Despite the help of Wolong and Feng Chu, Zhou Yu was the best among the children. Which of these children can you compare with?

b: nothing can compare with it!

a: you have a match, too.

b: where did the comparison come from?

a: it's like boiling a light bulb in a tea pot. I call you an asshole, but you're still angry.

b: I'm not angry! Come on, you treat me like a countryman.

a: haha! Bah! I spit your face cold and honey! You dare to compare with the country people?

b: what's the matter?

a: I'll talk about it and listen to it. I was thinking that at the beginning, I visited Baibi Pass at night, chased the king of Qin under the moon with respect for virtue, beat three lashes, changed two maces, and jumped into the red mud stream. Since the Tang Dynasty, Wang Shichong has been conquered in the south and Leishimeng in the north. Cross-sea expedition to the east, visit the white robe next month. When the King of the Tang Dynasty won, the troops moved back to the DPRK, and Lord Duke of Hubei punched Li Dao, a royal relative, outside the meridian gate to save the white robe. Angry, the King of the Tang Dynasty was demoted to the Grange. Later, he paid a visit to Jingde in a white robe. Then Weichi Gong was fishing alone at the bow. Suddenly, he heard someone shouting behind him, and the horse called, saying, "I'm here to levy Xue Pingliao in the East, and I've come to visit an old friend. If you go to the Golden Palace to deliver an order, you will be an official forever." Jing Dewen heard: "I am a village man in the mountains, and I cultivate and hoe a countryman." This is a countryman. Can you compare with him?

b: I can't compete!

a: you have a match, too.

b: where did the comparison come from?

a: you're like cooking eggplant in a tea pot. it's a big purple bag!

b: what's cooking in this tea pot? I can't compete, and that can't compete. Can't you treat me like a reckless pedestrian?

a: haha, bah!

b: what are you spitting at me again? Is it perfume? Is it toilet water? Or cold noodles honey?

a: I'll spit on your face! Hey!

b: what happened this time?

a: you're confusing me. You dare to compete with reckless people?

b: hey.

a and b (together): I'll talk about it, but listen to it. I'm thinking about the past.

b: it's my bad luck today. it's my bad luck to think about the past!

a: a reckless man appeared in the three kingdoms of the late Han dynasty. Since Taoyuan became sworn, the eldest brother's surname is Liu Mingbei, and he lives in Dashulou Sang. The second brother's surname is Guan Mingyu, and he lives in Xieliang County, Puzhou, Shandong Province. The third brother surnamed Zhang Mingyide lives in Fanyang County, Zhuozhou. The fourth younger brother, surnamed Zhao Mingyun Zilong, lived in Changshan County, Zhending, and won every battle. Later, he was named General Changsheng. Only because of a fierce battle in front of Changbanpo, Zhao Yun, alone, broke into Cao Ying, cut down two big strokes and captured three. Zhao Yunma fell into the pit and missed his life. On Cao Mengshan's head, he saw a young man dressed in white, wearing a white helmet and a white flag, mounting Bai Longma, and making bright silver gun his hand. He was really a brave general. "If I accept this general, why worry about nothing!" There was love in my heart, and Xu Shu secretly protected Zhao Yun. Xu Shu went into Cao Ying without saying a word. When Zhao Yunma fell into a pit, he almost lost his life and said, "Does the Prime Minister have love for him?" Cao Cao said, "Exactly." Xu Shu said, "Why not take him in?" Cao Cao quickly gave an order: "Make the mountain shake, and the three armies can hear clearly. I want Zhao Yun alive, not Zi Long dead. If one soldier and one general injure the life of General Zhao, 83, men and 51 generals will fight against him alone. " Hearing this, the people dared not move forward and retreated. In the first battle, Zhao Yunhuai was a real dragon, and in the second battle, the victorious general was really brave, killing seven in and seven out, and this was the only way to break through the encirclement. Cao Cao said, "This brave general can't let go and chase after him!" Chasing in Dangyang, Zhang Fei arrived and shouted, "Fourth Brother, don't panic. If one family is here, it's no harm!" Let go of Zhao Yun's men, and Cao Cao arrived. Instead of Zhao Yun, he saw a black-faced man. "Who is he?" Xiahou said, "He is Zhang Fei's reckless man." Cao Cao was shocked when he heard this. He said, "I thought Guan Gong told me when he beheaded Yan Liang in Bai Mapo. He had one or three younger brothers, and he took the head of it as if he were looking for something in a million battalions. When he saw it today, he was really brave. He took off the umbrella cover of a certain Qingluo family and watched the martial arts of that reckless man." When the umbrella cover of Qingluo was removed, I saw Zhang Fei's leopard's head was ringed with eyes, and his face was as smooth as iron. In Zhali, he made a Kurogane moustache, just like a steel needle, just like an iron wire, wearing a wrought iron helmet, and Zhu Ying, a treasure of Erlong Doubao, embedded with eight treasures, wheels, Luo, umbrellas, covers, flowers, cans, fish, long hair and a silk ribbon around his waist. On the bridge, gnashing his teeth, he cursed, "Listen to Cao Cao, now your third master is here, waiting for you."