Guo Degang and Yu Qian talk about cross talk

Guo: Oh, so many people are here.

Yu: I’m very pleased too.

Guo: A lot of people came, and I was very happy.

Yu: Changed the words!

Guo: I was coming out just now. Tired, so exhausted,

Yu: Why are you so tired?

Guo: I just came back from going out.

Yu: Oh.

Guo: Going to Hefei,

Yu: Yes,

Guo: But the time difference comes.

Yu: Is there still time difference in Hefei?

Guo: Don’t they all say jet lag?

Yu: It was jet lag after returning from abroad.

Guo: Oh. Seeing these friends makes me happy, how wonderful it is. Everyone loved listening to the program just now, and there was thunderous applause.

Yu: Yes.

Guo: This is called Kuai Bian'er.

Yu: Allegro.

Guo: Allegro. This section is called "Double Lock Mountain".

Yu: Hey.

Guo: 嘡嘡嘡嘡嘡, sentence after sentence,

Yu: Big set.

Guo: Impassioned and impassioned, it makes people urinate.

Yu: Pee?

Guo: In its own sense,

Yu: Stop talking, the actor didn’t pee when he sang Allegro.

Guo: It makes people happy and makes them want to cry. What’s that?

Yu: Tear-jerking.

Guo: Tear-jerking.

Yu: It has nothing to do with urine.

Guo: Tear-jerking. good! But I want to ask a question to the audience.

Yu: What’s the problem?

Guo: Everyone knows that Allegro is good to listen to, but what should you listen to? Some people say just listen to it for fun, some people say just listen for a while.

Yu: That’s right.

Guo: No, then the understanding is wrong. Whether it is cross talk or allegro, literary and artistic forms should not be judged by their superficial appearance.

Yu: Oh, what are you listening to?

Guo: This kind of thing has to educate people!

Yu: A lot of people have said this recently.

Guo: Wrong, very wrong.

Yu: Can we educate people?

Guo: It must be educational.

Yu: Gotta learn something.

Guo: Regardless of whether it costs 20 yuan or how much it costs, it must be the same as the last class.

Yu: Everyone comes here for class?

Guo: That’s right~~~!

Yu: What?

Guo: It has to be like this. Take the Allegro just now, Gao Junbao and Liu Jinding, what do they mean?

Yu: What does it mean?

Guo: It shows that this young couple is willing to give up their personal gains and losses for the construction of the country.

Yu: Where can I find this word?

Guo: Comrade, you are not enlightened enough.

Yu: I didn’t understand.

Guo: You must be enlightened, listen to things truthfully, and teach people noble things.

Yu: Do you think this virtue is noble? Gao Shang, is this what you are doing?

Guo: We look down on this person, it’s not good!

Yu: Just stand up straight and speak.

Guo: You have to understand what I mean.

Yu: What did you say?

Guo: You have to study. People need to strengthen their studies in order to be more progressive.

Yu: You are right.

Guo: (gestures downward with finger) It must be upward, you know? Only in this way can we keep moving forward.

Yu: This is downward. No distinction between upper and lower?

Guo: (turn upward)

Yu: Turn now.

Guo: Only in this way can we serve the country well. We should be people who do not make mistakes and be noble people.

Yu: That’s right.

Guo: Of course, we didn’t have this awareness earlier, so we have to learn. Do you know?

Yu: Study.

Guo: There is a scholar living at the door. He is also the leader of a certain unit. He is very enlightened. Let’s learn from him!

Yu: Ask others.

Guo: Of course, people have to go to work during the day, so we have to find opportunities to ask questions when we have time. I was blocking the door at night. When I saw him pushing his bicycle out, I quickly surrounded him.

Yu: Don’t be ashamed to ask.

Guo: Let me ask you for advice and explain it theoretically. People tell us what's going on, what's going on.

Yu: Got it.

Guo: After listening to it, I suddenly felt enlightened. When I asked about three hours, if they were not bothered, I would tell you. Finally, they looked at their watches and said, "It's too late. Let's talk about it another day. It's not too early." , I have to go to the karaoke bar to pick up my wife after get off work." (Make a pedaling motion)

Yu: Come back, come back, what kind of leader is this?

Guo: Let’s pick up the family members.

Yu: What family members? Do you work in a karaoke bar?

Guo: We thought about it, oh, they are right, let’s learn from them.

Yu: Where does your wife work?

Guo: (hitting Yu Qian) I hate it!

Yu: You can’t learn everything, right?

Guo: I hate it. That’s what I mean. People have to study hard and get education. When people walk to higher places, urine flows to lower places.

Ha! You are so dirty.

Guo: What do you mean?

Yu: The water is flowing downwards. Although they are all liquids, there is no such metaphor.

Guo: I hate how this actor talks. He has no level. What you do is not good for the construction of spiritual civilization. To be honest, I can't stand this stuff of yours. Can you understand what I mean?

Yu: It’s clear.

Guo: You all understand, right? So I hope everyone will choose to listen to cross talk in the future.

Yu: Crosstalk is also an option?

Guo: Hey, is it noble or not? How about teaching others to learn? What kind of education can you receive and what kind of inspiration can it give to your work? This must be the case.

Yu: What other inspirations does this have? Just listen to the cross talk music and that's it.

Guo: Bah!

Yu: I provoke you to provoke you?

Guo: The thing in this world is to selectively listen to cross talk.

Yu: How to choose?

Guo: You have a cross talk called "Anti Qikou",

Yu: There is this passage.

Guo: You can’t listen to this cross talk.

Yu: What’s wrong?

Guo: The poison is too great.

Yu: Is there anything?

Guo: Look at the words in it, "Then I will be your father and you will be my father, huh? Is your mother happy?" I never listen to this kind of work, you know?

Yu: You are quite familiar with your lyrics, but you still don’t want to listen to this?

Guo: I never listen to these things. I listen critically.

Yu: Then you don’t listen too much.

Guo: Listen critically. And your "Pornographic Movies" guy takes a fan and says, "Do you want to see it? Do you want to see it?" How cruel is it to hit someone?

Yu: This is a means.

Guo: After all these years, I still hit people on stage. It ruins the image of the actor. Isn’t it just to let people watch your foreign films?

Yu: That’s what it means.

Guo: Persuasion and education.

Yu: How do you say it?

Guo: Comrade, in order to prosper our cultural market and make the flowers of our spiritual civilization bloom in urban and rural areas, you should look at the foreign movies.

Yu: I won’t even watch it, let alone if you say so.

Guo: That’s not okay, I don’t care about you. It has to be noble.

Yu: That’s not what you said?

Guo: Do ??you honestly know this thing is clean?

Yu: Clean?

Guo: Hey, it must be like this. I'm very inspired. I pay attention to my words and deeds everywhere now.

Yu: You?

Guo: I pay the most attention. I pay attention wherever I go. When I walked to the street, I met a gangster who was teasing women, and I became furious.

I said: You are the one who is unfair.

Guo: Oh, I felt so uncomfortable, so I sat down silently.

Yu: Sit down?

Guo: I observed this gangster carefully.

Yu: What are you doing?

Guo: How did he molest women?

Yu: Harm! What are your plans to learn two tricks from him?

Guo: I look at it critically.

Yu: Why are you looking at this?

Guo: I pay attention to these details. I don’t miss any of them, and I don’t close my eyes.

Yu: I can’t even open my eyes.

Guo: I hate it so much. I was thinking, he is also a human being, why is he like this? This is not right.

Yu: Austria.

Guo: How can you molest women?

Yu: Yes.

Guo: This shows that the poison of the old society has not been eliminated from him.

Yu: Thinking too much.

Guo: Really? I feel very uncomfortable. The sense of justice in my heart keeps expanding. I really can’t bear to watch it anymore.

Yu: Hey, that’s right.

Guo: But I can’t bear this gangster to suffer.

Yu: Just wait a moment, will the gangster suffer?

Guo: That woman is too strong.

Yu: Aren’t you afraid of that woman teasing the gangster?

Guo: Oh, I feel very uncomfortable. In the old society, the evil old society, the local tyrants, evil gentry, and landlords bullied the poor people. Now this gangster still has this kind of poison in him. This is something we cannot tolerate.

Yu: This is intolerable.

Guo: In the end I couldn’t stand it anymore, so I stood up and stretched out my hand,

Yu: Punch him.

Guo: Stopped a car. Go, take me home, go.

Yu: Are you leaving?

Guo: Oh, if the society is peaceful, we don’t care if anyone gives a mouth to the gangsters.

Yu: What is your theory?

Guo: Looking out of the car window, I saw this woman’s face full of tears, wailing bitterly. My heart surged, and I silently memorized Li Bai’s "Boundless Autumn Night".

Yu: How did you say that?

Guo: It's cool, the wind is blowing, autumn, the moon is boundless, and I feel anxious and anxious, just like the days are like years, although I don't have them. . Stop me and you!

Yu: What kind of mess are you doing? You sang and left, right?

Guo: I feel bad!

Yu: Isn’t it a taste?

Guo: I hate that gangster. You are like this all over the world. How can we live in peace and harmony?

Yu: Oh, that’s not it.

Guo: I feel uncomfortable, so we must strengthen our study.

Yu: Is this also learning?

Guo: Comrades, we must study all the time to cleanse these things in our souls, you know? So you can't relax for a moment.

Yu: You made it clear, your mouth is loose.

Guo: Let’s learn.

Yu: What are you studying?

Guo: Learn about national affairs. Right? (High-five) In line with international standards, these matters within our country include an idiom,

Yu: What?

Guo: Bird flu. You have to research, from the pre-Qin period,

Yu: Is bird flu an idiom?

Guo: Yes.

Yu: What idiom? Why is bird flu an idiom?

Guo: The historical story is bird flu.

Yu: What historical story?

Guo: Look, you don’t read?

Yu: Is there bird flu in the book?

Guo: You study, there is this historical story,

Yu: Where is it?

Guo: Meng Jiangnu cried at the Great Wall.

Yu: Are you crying about the coming of bird flu?

Guo: No, don’t study, you know?

Yu: What's going on?

Guo: Meng Jiangnu is very beautiful, very beautiful.

Yu: Can you say something else?

Guo: She cried after the Great Wall fell down. Qin Shihuang liked her very much and wanted to play hooligan with her. Qin Shihuang wanted to play hooligan with her, but Meng Jiangnu said, you dare! Bird flu!

Yu: Is this bird flu? Just such a historical story?

Guo: It has been thousands of years, and now you have seen such a big thing.

Yu: Okay!

Guo: You have to learn not to talk empty words or nonsense.

Yu: Hum, yes.

Guo: Be realistic and study hard. By the year 2000, our country will be very prosperous and strong. Let's go to the moon and play on the swing!

Yu: Okay, okay, it’s 2005 now!

Guo: Are you confused?

Yu: Am I confused or are you confused? It’s 2005 now, and it’s 2006 when we talk.

Guo: No one told me?

Yu: Are you still struggling to survive?

Guo: Has your neighborhood committee notified you?

Yu: Do you know that the neighborhood committee does not read the calendar cards?

Guo: Oh? Yeah?

Yu: You should know this.

Guo: Are you kidding me?

Yu: Everyone here knows that who can’t live well?

Guo: Anyway, I just want the country to be prosperous and strong.

Yu: You, all you talk is useless. You fall into place. I can see that you are a person who pays lip service to everything and has nothing to do with reality at all.

(A child in the audience said "Yes!")

Yu: Let me tell you,

Guo: (Guo pointed at the child For Qian said:) Is this your dad?

Yu: At our age, who looks like dad?

Guo: I look like it!

Yu: Don’t look for an advantage here, I’m telling you, you know?

Guo: Don’t answer questions!

Yu: Even this child can see that you are called "a giant of words and a dwarf of actions." You, talk less empty words and do more practical things. This is true. . Don’t say this anymore. Especially, I don’t like to hear people commenting on our cross talk. Don’t comment on this for outsiders.

Guo: Yes, yes, (shakes hands with Yu, bows to Yu)

Yu: What are you doing?

Guo: You are so right, you have touched my heart.

Yu: Do you think so too?

Guo: Thank you! scholar! (Bows again)

Yu: My wife is a good person! Let’s talk about the head first.

Guo: You have spoken to the depths of my soul. I feel very uncomfortable. Yes, now all walks of life are advancing by leaps and bounds. Everyone is doing well. Only I am lagging behind. I have retreated. I'm falling behind, I'm out of luck, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying.

Hey, I can also add words!

Yu: I can still add words to this!

Guo: Let’s talk about another difficult one!

Yu: Dede! Can you think of something practical?

Guo: I, I want to study, I want to study hard, I want to catch up with you all,

Yu: Oh,

Guo: I will catch up. All of you, I want to contribute to the country, I have decided,

Yu: Why?

Guo: I can’t live like this anymore. I want to make some contribution.

Yu: Why?

Guo: I swear with you all,

Yu: Oh, I swear,

Guo: Starting from tonight, I will study hard, I No more misbehavior, no more daydreams, no more big words,

Yu: Hey,

Guo: No empty words,

Yu: Yes,

Guo: Don’t tell lies, I have to work hard, otherwise I will not be a good son of the motherland, and I will not be worthy of being the Communist Party of the People’s Republic of China. citizens.

Yu: I remember very clearly where I lived!

Guo: Yes, I must work hard. Do you support me?

Yu: I will definitely support you in your efforts,

Guo: Do ??you look down on me?

Yu: No.

Guo: Huh?

Yu: No, no.

Guo: Do ??you encourage me?

Yu: I definitely support you.

Guo: Really?

Yu: I’m just doing this for your own good.

Guo: Thank you, I decided to study. What will I do when I study?

Yu: Think about it.

Guo: I am a scientist.

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Guo: Work hard, scientists are humans too.

Yu: It’s not easy.

I have to do something unpopular. .

Yu: Scientist?

Guo: I’m studying science. I’ll buy some bottles and cans and put them in the house.

Yu: Keep them. Cricket?

Guo: Let me put the potion and study which one can explode, which one can explode?

Yu: Tiananmen Square right now? I'll tell you what I'm doing.

Guo: Look down on me. You don't take me seriously.

Yu: Are you a scientist just by buying a bottle? < /p>

Guo: I study and do experiments. I am just a scientist.

Yu: Really?

Guo: I will practice hard. After I master it, my scientific invention will benefit mankind, ah?

Yu: What are you doing with a banger?

Guo: No, Scientific stuff. First of all, I want to install a 2,000-story elevator in the Himalayas.

Aren’t you talking nonsense?

Every time! There are food stalls on the second floor.

Yu: Eat?

Guo: There are pancakes on the first floor, fried dough sticks on the second floor, pancakes and fruits on the third floor, and restrooms on the fourth floor. >

Yu: Bathroom?

Guo: Yes, then go up, there is a bathroom on the fourth floor, various bathrooms,

Oh,

Guo: There is food available from the fourth floor up, including steamed buns, dumplings, wontons, noodles, fried pancakes and braised pancakes. Every time I finish a portion, I go back to the fourth floor to take a rest.

Yu: Okay! This one is pretty straightforward.

Guo: Yes, I want to build a big elevator and build a roller coaster in Tiananmen Square.

Yu: Tiananmen Square roller coaster?

Guo! Let’s play around the Monument of Heroes

It’s quite exciting.

< p>Guo: This is mechanical principles. I also want to study water conservancy engineering.

Yu: Where is this used?

Guo: On Chang'an Street,

< p>Yu: Yes?

Guo: Here I started to strangle it at Jianguomen, and here I strangled it at Fuxingmen. People were not allowed to leave on both sides, and a pond was built with cement on Chang'an Street. , done it,

What are you doing?

Guo: Let’s go to the rapids! It’s fun! It’s 5 yuan a piece. .

Yu: Well, you know it’s not enough to rent the show! What are you doing there?

Guo: Anyway, I am going to invent and create, and I am going to be a scientist. Comrades, look at me! It won’t be so easy to see me again in the future, and you won’t let me come out easily in the future.

Yu: Go back quickly!

Guo: I am a great scientist, thank you all! You encourage me, thank you, thank you! (Shakes hands with Yu, bows, waves to the audience and bows goodbye)

Yu: Quite polite,

Guo: Thank you! I'm going to buy a dictionary, a pencil, and an eraser.

Yu: Now let's start learning by recognizing characters?

Guo: Starting from tonight, I will go back to study English first, aoeebpmf, I will memorize it! I write, goodbye! I have to go. Xinhua Bookstore will be closed soon. I'm going to buy that dictionary. Goodbye! Thanks! Thank you all for the thunderous applause, thank you! (Exit the stage)

Yu: This guy has no clue what he said. Hey, but it’s good to be willing to learn.

Guo: (Back again) Teacher Yu, do you think I can do it? Do you think Tiananmen Square is easy to connect to electricity?

Yu: I have to find out now.

Guo: One more thing, you said there is a pond built on Chang'an Street. How to get to Route 1 and Route 4?

Yu: That would be equivalent to installing a submarine.

Guo: Will the country give in?

Yu: I think this matter is also uncertain.

Guo: Otherwise, just stop doing it and don’t cause trouble.

Yu: Hey.

Guo: Another one, I’d rather buy a dictionary because I don’t recognize it.

Yu: Still can’t read.

Guo: Why should I buy that? Let me do something else!

Hey, you'd better change careers.

Guo: What is not service?

Yu: Yes, within my ability.

Guo: What should I do? Let me be a military strategist.

Yu: It’s difficult enough for you to become a military strategist again?

Guo: Military strategists are also talents our country needs.

Yu: I always feel that your gesture is so awkward.

Guo: Soldiers,

Yu: How can soldiers have this?

Guo: I study, I buy those books, about Napoleon’s wars,

Yu: Do you want to learn this too?

Guo: Hitler’s war,

Yu: Austria.

Guo: Eight years of Anti-Japanese War,

Yu: Classic battle.

Guo: I have to learn all this, I have to learn it well.

Yu: How about learning to bake sesame cakes? What is this for? Read the book!

Guo: Yes, I see, I am a military strategist. I will buy that green polyester khaki cloth to make military uniforms soon.

Yu: Do it Are you going to wear military uniform?

Guo: Let me try to see if it fits first.

Yu: Oh,

Guo: Let’s see if it looks good or not, right?

Yu: Austria.

Guo: A brand-new military strategist will appear in front of you all soon (starts to pull up his pants)

Yu: This is not a toilet, at the back!

Guo: The belt is loose.

Yu: Okay, military man, tie it up tight!

Guo: Great, world peace depends on me.

Yu: Where are you?

Guo: There was that terrorist who came and blocked me. He grabbed his neck collar and said, "Pah!" and slapped a big ear sticker.

Yu: Fighting naked?

Guo: Hit him, look in his pockets, are there any cigarettes? (Search, smoke)

Yu: After smoking this cigarette, the terrorist will be released, right?

Guo: If you want to take something from someone else, you have to let it go.

Yu: Okay! Are you just smoking this cigarette?

Guo: I really like this lighter.

Yu: Oh,

Guo: It’s square, electroplated, and it still makes a sound.

Yu: Okay, don’t do this.

Guo: Those made in the United States are much more expensive, costing hundreds each.

Yu: American terrorists?

Guo: No matter where it comes from, I got it. Put it in my pocket.

Yu: Okay.

Guo: Here comes another one. I went through my pockets to see if I had money or not. It’s all mine.

Yu: He changed his ways of robbery.

Guo: The army.

Yu: Is the army going through other people’s things?

Guo: If he doesn’t give it to me, I’ll whip him. A punch from above and a kick from below. I’ll hit his head with a big flower pot.

Yu: Okay! What weapon is this?

Guo: He was beaten until his eyes were covered with stitches.

Yu: Too cruel.

Guo: It’s okay for him to die unjustly, but not so unjustly. His father is Yang Naiwu and his mother is Dou E.

Yu: Okay! This is so unfair!

Guo: I can hit more than 100 in a day. I grabbed some lighters and cigarettes, and put the unopened ones on the side. I set up a small shop and sold them.

By the way, I want to form an army.

Yu: Form an army?

Guo: I found a lot of people who don’t have jobs or go to school. They are all from my army. I bought two pieces of green cloth and made military uniforms for them. I took care of their tops and trousers and wore them at home. Your go. Buy those green rubber shoes, the ones that run faster, and have a pair for each person. I gave them training, military training,

Yu: Return to military training.

Guo: Stand still, the big guy stands at the front, the little guy stands at the back,

Yu: The little guy stands at the back? Can you still see that?

Guo: I am happy because I used to sell apples.

Yu: Okay! Put all the good things first.

Guo: Great, I have my own army and I award my own titles.

Yu: Give yourself the title yourself?

Guo: In the future, the state will take care of it, but now we can’t take care of it ourselves?

Yu: Do it yourself?

Guo: Let them all call me, neither commander nor general.

Yu: What is your name?

Guo: Call me boss.

Yu: Boss?

Guo: I call them little brothers. I have a chief of staff called Pheasant. He lit it with my lighter.

Yu: Have you watched too many Hong Kong movies?

Guo: Okay, I will be a military strategist in the future. (shooting action) Phew!

Yu: Shooting,

Guo: (kneel down) Chi!

Yu: Kneel down and shoot.

Guo: (Lie down, Yu Qian helps him up, throws the fan as a grenade, then covers his ears, but throws it next to him)

Yu: Where is the grenade? Throw the grenade upward?

Guo: Shoot at me! (Referring to Yu Qian) Why don’t you shoot him! I am a soldier, thank you all. I ride a horse, carry a sword, lead my troops, wear my military hat (put the handkerchief on my head),

Yu: (snatch the handkerchief off) This thing Weirdly dirty,

Guo: I am an amazing soldier! Thank you all, thank you all for supporting me, (salute) Thank you! (turn to Yu, shake hands) Please encourage me, I will succeed!

Yu: Let’s go, yes, let’s go!

Guo: Huh? I went to buy green cloth. Can I bring some back to you?

Yu: No need!

Guo: I still need a Mrs. Yazhai.

Yu: What kind of army is this?

Guo: Goodbye! (Step down)

Yu: Let’s go! It's purely Yunshan mist and setting up an army by oneself. This is the first time I've heard of it, so don't worry about it.

Guo: (on stage) Teacher Yu, can I do it?

Yu: What do you do?

Guo: Let me think about this. Will the army take photos?

Yu: First ask if the army has a license?

Guo: Illegal! Are the military illegal?

Yu: Huh? Never heard of it.

Guo: None of them took photos.

Yu: It’s not a photo of the country, that’s it.

Guo: National? My surname is Guo too.

Yu: From the Guo family? What do you think happened to Deyun Society? National!

Guo: National? I'm not allowed to do it personally?

Yu: No.

Guo: Discuss and discuss.

Yu: No discussion, no.

Guo: No, you deserve it. Do something else. How can you not serve the country? To serve the people, I want to be a writer, hey, this is a good job,

Yu: Writer,

Guo: It doesn’t matter.

Yu: This guy is not good at math.

Guo: I write "here" at home every day.

Yu: Please make this word clear first! Write "here"?

Guo: I write "here" every day.

Yu: Write!

Guo: Zi'er? "here"? There's something wrong with your mouth.

Yu: Is there something wrong with my mouth?

Guo: What to write about?

Yu: Let’s put it this way, write.

Guo: OK, I will write. In the near future, I will be a great writer. I swear, I will start studying from tonight. From tonight, I will do nothing but write.

Yu: Oh, just practice calligraphy?

Guo: Hey, classical literature,

Yu: OK?

Guo: No problem! I wrote "Water Margin" first.

Yu: You don’t need to write "Water Margin", someone has already written it.

Guo: I will write him a more complicated one.

Yu: Isn’t that also "Water Margin"?

Guo: I mixed "Three Kingdoms" and "Water Margin" together.

Yu: Huh? Can you still watch that?

Guo: So what can’t you see? I wrote "Water Margin", I wrote "Water Ponds in Liangshan", then wrote "The Story of Water Ponds in Liangshan", then wrote "Liangshan Heroes", and then wrote another one

Yu: You have so many What’s the use of a name?

Guo: It’s different. I’ll write another one called “Ximen Qing and His Women”. It’s my favorite. I’ll write this one first!

Yu: Write "Jin Ping Mei" first?

Guo: Hey, after I finish writing, I will change it into a TV series.

Yu: TV series?

Guo: 50 episodes, 100 episodes!

Yu: 100 episodes?

Guo: 100 episodes of TV series, 50 yuan per episode. Get rich!

Yu: 100 episodes, 50 yuan per episode,

Guo: Then you’ll get rich! Find the crew and give them money! Let me count them. Haha, they are all 10 yuan new.

Yu: Not even 100.

Guo: I took it home and threw it on the kang. My wife and I stared at each other. Did you see it? Make money! Go stir-fry! Turn on the TV, I'll watch "Xinwen Lianbo", put the rice in, bah, it's too salty, make me some soup,

Yu: What's this mess? Make some soup! I didn’t even make it myself.

Guo: Boil some water and make some soup. I'm amazing. After I went out, I bought a car. I rode very fast. I pedaled like crazy.

Yu: Bicycle?

Guo: I am no longer afraid of wasting my shoes.

Yu: Yes, I won’t walk in the street.

Guo: Who is still willing to walk? When I buy a car, I’ll go through the five rings first.

Yu: Well, I had to vomit blood when I was tired.

Guo: I am so happy. I have money. I can buy a military coat to wear and a new one. At the same time, I have fulfilled my dream of being a military strategist. Great, I'm so happy. Thank you everyone. In the near future, a great writer will be born.

Yu: Here we go again.

Guo: Thank you all, I will become a master in the near future. Thank you for supporting me. I will start studying from tonight. Thank you! (Take the initiative to shake hands and hug Yu Qian, but ignore Yu Ai)

Yu: What’s wrong!

Guo: I’m leaving. Just because it’s cheap now, isn’t there anyone asking me to sign?

Yu: I remembered it all.

Guo: Now it’s 50 cents per word. In the future, when I become a great writer, I can’t get 5 yuan anymore.

Yu: No one is looking for me now.

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Guo: No?

Yu: No!

Guo: Go ahead and regret it! Go ahead and regret it! When I go back today, I will first learn to write my own name. (Step down)

Yu: What about this guy who still doesn’t know how to write his own name? He is talking nonsense and making up nonsense. This person has no integrity at all. I can see it.

Guo: Teacher Yu,

Yu: Ah.

Guo: Do ??you think I can do it?

Yu: I don’t think you can do it!

Guo: If I can’t do it, what should I do? Is there still a shortage of people in your industry?

Yu: No shortage!

Guo: Is your business in need of a commander?

Yu: Why do we need a commander?

Guo: Do ??you want a writer?

Yu: No!

Guo: Do ??you want scientists?

Yu: No, no!

Guo: You don’t want any? Can you give me a monthly pass?

Yu: What are you doing?

Guo: Give me a monthly ticket for your performance.

Yu: No! Come as little as possible.

Guo: None, it’s annoying! You don't take me seriously. When I become a great person in the future, I will break up with you. I will go home and practice Qigong. I will start to learn me in the evening.

: It’s getting late now, it’s dark!

Guo: You deserve it, it will be revealed tomorrow.

Yu: Huh? Didn't you say you would start tonight?

Guo: It’s night, I’m not sure what night it will be.

Yu: Fuck you! ”