These two can be learned, not only by writers but also by poets. The Fo Yin monk turned out to be a scholar, who knows astronomy above and geography below, and a hundred schools of thought contend. He is just a scholar, neck and neck with Su Dongpo. Two people often go back and forth, talk about the past and discuss the present, recite poems correctly, and make friends by writing. Sometimes you two will play some little jokes on words.
On this day, Su Po went to the temple to chat with Fo Yin. When he left, Fo Yin said:
"Sue brothers, please come to our temple tomorrow. I have a half respect for Lu. "
"Well, goodbye."
Fo Yin sent Su Dongpo out of the gate. Su Dongpo thought as he walked: This monk is really interesting. Invite me to dinner tomorrow, and don't tell me what to eat, saying that I have the respect of "half Shandong". What does "semi-Lu" mean? "Half Lu", eat noodles mixed with brine? It's called noodles with gravy! Semi-bittern, semi-bittern; Where is the half? Fried sauce! It's not right either. Men ... didn't eat like that. Wow, I've learned a lot. I don't know. Or how to say "wise men sometimes nod". Even smart people are sometimes blindfolded.
The next day, Su Dongpo came to the temple after finishing his work. Heart said: I want to see what this "half-Lu respects each other" is. I came to the meditation hall and exchanged a few pleasantries with Fo Yin. After the tea, I served the food. Su Dongpo was very happy after seeing it. This is his favorite food. What? Fish!
It is said that Su Dongpo likes eating fish best. I invented a cooking method myself. The fish he cooked is light and delicious, with a unique flavor. This practice has been passed down to this day. The restaurant in Jiangnan has "Dongpo Fish" on the menu. Alas, this dish was handed down from Su Dongpo.
Su Dongpo understood when he saw the fish. "Luban" is here. The word "Lu" has a word "fish" above it and a word "day" below it. Half of the words "semi-Lu" and "Lu" are "fish". Well, it's a pity that I stayed up for half a night in such a university.
The two talked and laughed, even eating and drinking. After dinner, Su Dongpo said:
"Master, please come to my humble abode tomorrow. I also have a' half-Lu' respect. "
Hearing this, Fo Yin said, Oh, sell it as soon as it appears!
"Well, it will definitely be noisy tomorrow!"
The next day, Fo Yin wore a gown with a big collar and arrived at the bachelor's office on time. Just as I was about to enter the door, an extremely boy came out.
"Master, my master is receiving visitors in the study. Please bend the law temporarily and wait in the courtyard. "
Let's wait in the yard. Fo Yin thinks: No one can prepare anything, and there is nothing to wait in the yard. At first glance, there are stone tables and benches in the flower garden. Ok, let's sit on the stone bench for a while. Just sitting there.
That day was the eighth day of July, the first day of the dog days. It's sunny, and there are no clouds in Wan Li. There is not even a breath of wind, let alone how hot it is. According to the current hour, no one paid attention to him from ten o'clock in the morning until one thirty in the afternoon. Fo Yin's bald head was covered with oil and soaked to the skin, not to mention his jacket. Heart said: this meal! If I had known this, I wouldn't have said "half Shandong" or "all Shandong"!
An idea: well, don't waste time here. I'll look in the study. It's time for this guest to go. Just arrived at the door of the study, looking through the window, Fo Yin almost didn't put his nose out. How come? At first glance, Su Dongpo has a plate of fish on his desk. This anger in my heart: Oh, please treat me with "half respect and half courtesy". The fish are all in the house and let me go outside to bask in the sun! No, I must eat this fish! Just about to push the door, I thought: it is not appropriate to break into the study directly. Well, say hello first.
"Brother Su, is Luban ready?"
Su Dongpo listened: Hey, how did he find the study? As soon as I raised my hand, I put this plate of fish on the shelf of the book. This is not to say that Su Dongpo is stingy, just for fun.
Fo Yin saw it as soon as he entered the door. Heart said: Hey? Didn't you invite me to be "half-honest"? Why did you hide the fish on the shelf? Well, I know what you mean.
"Sue elder brother, it's past noon, my stomach is empty. Get' Luban' out quickly. "
Su Dongpo said: "You have tasted' half Lu', why do you want' half Lu'?"
Fo Yin was shocked: "Hey, I haven't eaten fish since I entered the house, but I have been basking in the sun for half a day!" "
Su Dongpo was happy: "Yes,' Half Lu respects each other'. You invited me to eat fish yesterday. Today I ask you to do the rest of your life ... "
Meditate for a moment: the second half of Lu? Below the word "Lu" is the word "Japan". Oh, please let me bask in the sun! Hey! Su Dongpo really has you. Well, I can't bask in the sun for nothing. I have to eat fish! But it would be tacky to let him take it off directly. I had a brainwave, well, I got it.
"Sue, you really know people and do your duty well, and the poor monk is far behind."
Su Dongpo quickly said, "Oh, you are too modest."
Fo Yin said, "My literary talent is not as good as yours. If nothing else, I often forget words. Just say your word' Su' and I won't write it. "
Su Dongpo: How dare you ask so many questions in college that you can't even write the word "Su" for me? All right, I'll tell you something.
"Oh, the word Sue is cursive, with a fish on the left and a grain on the right. Read Sue together. "
This is the word "Su" in traditional Chinese characters in the past, with cursive script, fish and grain.
Fo Yin said, "Oh, the word cursive script means" fish "on the left and" valley "on the right, which means" millet ".
"Yes!"
"But I think someone wrote it in cursive script, with a word' he' on the left and a word' fish' on the right. What is this? "
"There are two ways to write this Su word. Put the word fish on the left and put it on the right. "
"Oh, put the fish on the left and right, will you?"
"That's right."
"What if you put fish on it?"
"Well, you can't put fish on it."
"Oh, can't fish be put on it?"
"no!"
"Then you stand by!"
Oh, wait for me here! Okay, put it down. Fo Yin ate it. After eating, say:
"Brother Su, please come to our temple tomorrow. I have a half-Lu to worship."
Su Dongpo listened: What? Sun me tomorrow! Another thought: no way, he must have other ideas. Well, I have to learn from Jiao Ling. Busy said:
"Well, I'll come to the temple tomorrow to receive Master's generous gift!"
Fo Yin's heart says: I'll give you some fishbones tomorrow.
The next day, Fo Yin cooked fish. He was thinking about how to joke with Su Dongpo today. Look through the curtain, it's broken, Su Dongpo is coming! What should I do? The fish is here, and he will eat it when he sees it. All right, I'll hide it first. Hide where? At first glance, there is a chime on the pint, like a small basin. Fo Yin put the fish in the clock. Heart said: I will Doby you today.
Su Dongpo looked out and said, hey, what's wrong with this monk? Why did you put the fish in your chin? Oh ... does he remember yesterday's episode? I-I have to let you bring it out.
Su Dongpo pretended not to know. As soon as he entered the room and sat down, he deliberately sighed:
"alas!"
Fo Yin wonder:
"Brother Su, why are you so sad?"
Su Dongpo said, "You're welcome. This morning, I thought of a pair of upper couplet, but I couldn't get the lower couplet. "
Fo Yin mused: This pair can't be wrong. I need to hear it.
"Brother Su, can you help me read this part?"
"Yes, yes, this couplet is: the first spring in Xiangyang Gate."
Hearing this, the Fo Yin almost didn't hold her breath! Heart said: I thought what was absolute, so that's it! This couple can be seen everywhere in the streets.
"Ah, Brother Su, do you want me to make you a couplet?"
Su Dongpo said, "Well, my first couplet is: I grew up in the spring of Xiangyang Gate."
"I am in the next line: there are more celebrations for those who have accumulated good deeds."
Su Dongpo listened to a pie mouth: "Alas, you don't deserve this bottom line!"
Now Fo Yin can be a bit worried: "How can it be wrong?" That's right. "
"I am a' Xiangyang family'."
"I am right about' accumulating outstanding talents'."
"I grew up here in spring."
"I'm here to celebrate."
"I am here' Chunsheng'!"
"I am here to celebrate!"
"Oh, there are fish in Daqing, take them out quickly!"
Hey, he ate again!