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What are the wonderful lines in previous Spring Festival Galas?
2005 is the best!

This year's essays are obviously lacking in preaching. In Romance, Guo Da said with emotion, "In those days, your face was like a shelled egg. Now your face is like pickled garlic.

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In "Laughing at Life", Zhu Jun boasted: "I compare my height with Pan Changjiang, my hairstyle with Peisi Chen, my fear of digging the ground, and American President Bushby's Chinese."

In Decoration, Huang Hong said, "You can treat your husband as a coolie during the day, but don't treat him as a coolie at night."

However, it is Zhao Benshan's sketch kung fu that is the easiest to spread: Fan Wei teased Li Yong's program "Very 6+ 1" when he saw Zhao Benshan sticking up his finger: "This style is quite unique, and this is' Very 6+7'."

Although Dao Lang didn't attend the Spring Festival Gala, Zhao Benshan still fooled the most popular singer last year. "The first snow in 2002 came a little later than that in 2003." This line became the new lyrics of singing "The First Snow in 2002" in karaoke in the first day of junior high school. When Zhao Benshan saw Wei Fan with a big head and a thick neck, he said, "A chef doesn't look at recipes, but at the art of war." When ordering food at a party during the Spring Festival, it became a joke with friends.

Seeing that the apprentice was going to worship Fan Wei as his teacher, Zhao Benshan said, "The world is crazy, and the mice have given the cat a New Year greeting." This has also become a joke when friends visit each other on New Year's Day.

Two brain teasers that may be popular this year still appear in the sketch Kung Fu. Fan Wei: "My mother-in-law bought a donkey and a pig for the Spring Festival. Do you think we should kill the donkey or the pig first? " Zhao Benshan: "Kill the donkey first." Fan Wei: "Congratulations, the pig thinks so too."

Zhao Benshan: "The sow hit the tree. You hit a sow. Make a common expression. A- rear-end. "