"Science and Technology Book" - one of the books to buy

A man went to the bookstore to buy a book and asked the saleswoman: "Is there a book like "How Steel Was Tempered"?"

The salesperson replied: "Please go to the Science and Technology Department on the third floor."

"Travel Book" - Book Buying Part 2

Xiao Ming: "Is there any travel information? "A book?"

There is a "Travel Guide"

Xiao Ming: "Ah, I'm sorry, I'm going to the north."

"Fairy Tale Book" - Book Buying Part 3

A man asked: "Do you have a book called "The Man Should Be the Head of the Family" for sale here?"

Female clerk He smiled and replied: "I'm sorry, we don't sell fairy tale books here."

"The Murder Book" - Book Buying No. 4

The bookstore owner: "This book is very cheap. , I will definitely laugh to death after reading it."

Woman: "Buy a copy, I will give it to my mother-in-law."

"Send a Book" - Book Buying. 5

Today, a lady called me to buy a book. After rambling for a long time, she finally selected a book that cost 30 yuan (I felt really bad about it). Then she babbled for a long time and asked for a discount, ( I was already very annoyed), and finally asked us to send it to her. I said very impatiently: We will not send it until it reaches 100. Then she actually said that she was pregnant and couldn't walk, so she asked us to help her. , I blurted out, "I didn't make you pregnant, how could I ask someone to give it to you?"...

"Tasty Books" - Book Buying 6

There was a picky reader who was looking for books in the library, looking through the books in a mess, but could not find a satisfactory book.

The librarian became impatient and said: "What book do you want to read?"

The reader said: "These books are either long-winded or vulgar. Can you help me find a good book?"

The manager said, "Why didn't you tell me earlier?" After that, he threw a book on the table and the reader picked it up and read it. , turned out to be a "Flavor Recipe".

"The English Book That Makes Parents Dizzy"

A father was checking his son's English textbook and saw an extremely terrifying page:

yes - The father is dead

nice-the milk is dead

bus-the father is dead

mouth-the mother is dead

girls-the brother is dead

was-I am dead

cheese- I am so angry!

Does – all die