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What spoof poems are there? Simple and easy to understand, with the original words.
Smelly fart line

What's the fart? I can't see its smell. Smelly people stink so fiercely that they are embarrassed to touch their noses. I tried to trace the source of fart in silence, and it turned out that it was sent to Tian Chan in one breath; Clear people rise, turbid people fall, angry people come out, and the sound begins. Didn't you see that women's fart ghosts are like mice, and they are half-vomited from small to large; Shame is better than gold, so its voice is more bitter. I think a strong man's broken wrist fart is as fierce as an ox, and it's hard to stay when he's surprised to get rid of the rabbit; Ten people worry about nine people when the landslide gorge pours dung flowers. Who is this figurine? The disaster in the three provinces was delayed. If you can change your name, it's also an article that teaches Cao Er, calling the son of heaven a hero! If there is no end to venting, it is also ridiculous. If it comes from his mouth, cover your nose and avoid your ears. Oh! The barren land is fishy and smelly. Why do people like teenagers? Please chew its belly, you know it's worthless!

snow

Red and white, the knife cuts the branches and leaves; Bees hang spider silk and cry, butterflies swallow fragrance.

Daughter-in-law Chai Zi book waste, elder brother can smell how sister-in-law paste injury; Nothing beats the Jie drum, and my first hospital wins Heyang.