She did everything a man can do. The protagonist Lu in the play is paranoid in the eyes of others. As his friend said-the difference between one woman and another is greatly exaggerated. Today, everyone knows how to choose wisely, but he is regarded as a rhinoceros in the crowd-this is really different. The so-called "wisdom" means not doing impossible, illogical and thankless things. In a modern society with countless possibilities, countless ways and countless choices, everyone can find their best position and find a wise balance fulcrum between emotion and practical interests, so as to avoid falling into a situation where they suffer and others laugh at them. This is something that Lu won't do and I don't like it. It's not just feelings, everything is like this-without paranoia, there will be no new measures, no new realm, and no unexpected new beginning. Love is your own business, and no one is really worth loving with all his money. But with love, it can help you overcome all kinds of illusions in life, touch the world with the longest tentacles, touch the heart you have never discovered, open all your usual numb senses, transcend years of burnout, peel off layers of secular calluses and expose your softest parts. Because it is too soft, painful touch will inevitably follow, but there is no direct feeling with the world and people. What are we living for? For me, love is not a skin-to-skin relationship, not a dish or a meal, but an eternal desire and a heroic dream in a tired life. "I like Duras. Lu said: "forgetting is the only thing that ordinary people can do, but I decided not to forget her." "
The people in the play have specific situations, specific occupations and specific personal experiences, but these are not true.
International significance. I hope that the audience who have seen the play can feel that there are some things in his life that are worth insisting on and can be persisted. As for the ending of love, it is not concerned in this play.
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On the stage, the girl was obviously blindfolded and tied to a chair. The young man sat next to her in the street.
Lu: Dusk is the worst time of my day. At first glance, the streets are full of beautiful women, high-rise buildings and streets have changed their usual shapes, just like in movies ... You stand at the corner of the stairs, with a faint fragrance and a strange smell, and you know you are crying when you pass by. It happened just then. I have a friend who has a toothbrush. He wanted me to believe that I was just in estrus, just like Tula was in the African grassland, but I knew it wasn't. You are different, unique, soft and clean, and so is the sky. How can I make you understand? You are like my warm gloves, cold beer, sunny shirt, and my dream day after day. You are sweet and sad, and your lips are smeared with fresh desires. Your freshness and desire make you as unpredictable as an animal, as inescapable as sunshine, as shameless as a player and as ruthless as hunger. I want to give you a home, be the father of your children and give you everything you want. I want you to see the sunshine when you wake up. I want to touch your back and let your wings grow back in heaven. Can't you feel how my desire strikes like you, climbing on your instep, drowning your legs and completely drowning you? I was thinking about you. I long for you, your hair, your eyes, your chin, your breasts, your beautiful waist and abdomen, the breath in your pores and your trembling hands when you are sad. You have an angel face and a bitch heart. I love you, I really love you, I love you madly, I flatter you, I promise you, I promise, I will do my best. How can I?
Let you know how much I love you. I silently endured it and cried myself to sleep? I shouted at the top of my lungs? I scold myself in the mirror? I rushed into your office and pushed you to the ground? I went to college, studied for a doctorate and became a writer? I gave up on myself for you and have been pitied ever since? I walked into a mental hospital, and I love you. I'm devastated? Crazy about love? Or should I kill myself under your window? Mingming, tell me what to do. You are smart, smart, glib, stupid, my love, my smart. ...
The first field
The base of the clock occupies the back of the whole stage, so it is conceivable that the clock is huge and everyone is gathered.
In front of the clock.
Chorus
This is an era of material surplus,
This is an era of emotional excess.
This is an era of excess knowledge,
This is an era of information surplus,
This is an era of wisdom and rationality.
This is a down-to-earth era.
We have too many things to do,
We have so much to learn,
We have too many voices to listen to,
We have too many demands to meet.
Love is a candle that gives you light.
When the wind blows, it goes out.
Love is a bird, decorating the scenery,
Fly away as soon as the weather changes.
Love is a fresh and moving flower.
It withered after May.
Love is a rainbow, how colorful it is.
It was an instant scam, and the sun evaporated as soon as it shone.
How beautiful love is, but fragile.
How beautiful love is, but fragile.
Everyone: before the arrival of the new century, we should sort out the wealth of mankind.
Before the arrival of the new century, we should clean up useless rubbish.
Before the arrival of the new century, we should overturn unrealistic ideas.
Before the arrival of the new century, we should abandon all weak things.
Announcer: In order to welcome the arrival of the new century, we will build a unique clock in the world.
It stands tall and indestructible, reflecting the wisdom and strength of human beings. At this time, the scene made by the big clock was tense and happy. Designers and workers worked overtime, and citizens around the scene refused to leave for a long time. Everyone is rejoicing in our pioneering work!
Citizen A: It's more than 100 kilograms, and it's more than 100 kilograms when used. Time has never been so heavy.
Citizen B: The miracle of modern science and technology, the movement is all made of titanium provided by the Ministry of Space, which can stand the honor and disgrace and is a symbol of our nation.
Citizen C: Every curve is carefully carved, and every index will go down in history.
Citizen D: The dial is engraved with the poems of 100 outstanding poets who were born and died in this century.
Citizen E: A 67-year-old poet just committed suicide to get his work selected. Citizen F: Dedicated to the coming new century, the unique century clocks in the world are all designed and built by us.
Citizen G: It should be written that this is the crystallization of human wisdom.
Citizen A: I suggest writing it as the ninth wonder of the world, the beacon for aliens.
Citizen B: The lottery prize for the public has accumulated to 5 million, and it is still rising! The winner of this money will be the lucky one of 2 1 century!
Citizen C: I heard that the numbers on the dial are gold-plated, as people in the century like to say-time is money.
Citizen D: Our neighbor promised me 50,000 yuan if I hid his initials behind the watch hand.
Citizen e: Don't you dare! You are destroying cultural relics 200 years later!
Citizen F: I want to secretly carve my name on the edge of 8 o'clock, so that I can live forever.
Citizen G: I want to carve my lover's name on the tomb of the big clock, and carve a heart next to it to represent our unswerving love.
Everybody keep an eye on him.
Everyone: love is so beautiful, but it is vulnerable.
How beautiful love is, but fragile.
The second field
Lu Jia, Daxian is playing cards in his hand, and Sunspots and Lu are sitting on one side.
Sunspot: Is he coming?
L: How should I know?
Sunspot: Page him! Put sex before friends!
Daxian: Look at a card in each hand. Look at it. This is red, and this is black? Let me play one.
Breathe, red can turn into black. Be careful.
Big fairy juggling, roads and sunspots, not interested.
Daxian: How about it?
Sunspot: What exactly did Xiaoshi say?
Daxian: He said he would come later.
Sunspot: I won't take him to play anymore.
Daxian: OK. Another prank. Watch and watch.
Sunspot: What's the name of the new girl opposite you?
Daxian: What are you asking?
Sunspot: I also want to be a man with something to do! I'm asking you, Lou.
L: I think it's the office secretary.
Sunspot: She told you that?
Lu shook his head.
Sunspot: Then how do you know?
Lu: Because she smells like a copier.
Sunspot: Just kidding.
Lu: I can tell a person's identity, occupation and what he just did from his smell. Don't believe it? Smell daxian, smell the hospital? No amount of lemon-flavored washing powder and Lux soap can wash off. It has been soaked in your bones and has been emitting. The employees who smell like air conditioners and photocopiers are all full.
The small businessman who smells like smoke just came out of the kitchen, and the newly dressed housewives in the shopping mall can't cover up the fumes in their hair, even though they are all wearing perfume. And those chickens, all with the astringency of choking semen. I can even tell everyone's lunch menu from their breath-fish-flavored shredded pork, spicy belly slices, mushrooms and cabbage. ...
Sunspot: Just your garlic nose.
Daxian: The nose is not good or bad because of its appearance, but because of its function.
Lu: Yes! People have a unified test standard for eyes and ears, and they have not reached this standard.
It will be regarded as a kind of disability, which will affect your work, further studies and even your attitude towards life. There are many discriminatory adjectives about this-blind, deaf and color blind, but there is no requirement for the nose at all. Nasal congestion is only considered as a symptom of a cold, and a few tablets of Contek can solve the problem. A competent and excellent nose has never been ignored.
Daxian: This road is the same as his rhinoceros, with bad eyes but a smart nose.
Sunspot: I am chasing a dog.
Lu: for example, your hair always smells of X. You'd better wash your hair after screwing around.
Daxian: Really? Let me smell it.
Daxian chased the sunspot and someone knocked at the door.
Sunspot: Stop, open the door, open the door, Xiaoshi is coming, and start playing cards!
The toothbrush salesman appeared.
Toothbrush salesman: Hello, I'm an advertiser from Chen Hui Company. I'm sorry to have delayed you for a few seconds.
Between. On the eve of 2 1 century, we happily ushered in the epoch-making revolution of sanitary ware-it is the high-tech product diamond brand diamond toothbrush produced by our company. You don't know that when you brush your teeth every day, bacteria will soon breed in your mouth, leading to tooth decay, dental plaque, bad breath and tartar. What can we do? As long as we use the diamond diamond toothbrush produced by our company every morning and evening, we can kill bacteria, with fresh breath, no odor and no tooth decay. Brushing your teeth in the morning should be decent, and brushing your teeth at night should stimulate your sexual desire ... because it is the first toothbrush brand that has been tested and certified by the Chinese Stomatological Association and can effectively prevent dental caries. At the same time, it is the only toothbrush brand recommended by China Preventive Medicine Association. Please don't misunderstand me. In fact, the real purpose of my coming here is to give you good news. Where does the good news come from? Good question, sir! Anyone who buys our diamond brand diamond toothbrush will receive a sincere reward from Chen Hui Company for "giving, sending and giving" to the people in the capital. What is "giving and giving"? The gentleman asked again. "Give" means that we will give you two diamond toothbrushes for free. Come on, let's defend together.
Fly in the world of biochemical life
Daxian: I see. Give it to us.
Daxian and sunspot took the toothbrush from the shop assistant.
Daxian: OK, let's go.
Shop assistant: Well, sir, we'll give you two, and you buy us a diamond toothbrush, which comes to 16 yuan. ...
Sunspot: No, no, two is enough.
Shop assistant: No, you don't know me.
Daxian: You send, we accept. What do you want?
Sunspot: Give me two more. He pointed out that the road sitting at the table had not moved yet!
Shop assistant: No.
Daxian: Wait, what I'm asking is-will you hold a "give it" activity to thank consumers?
Shop assistant: Yes.
Daxian: Am I a consumer?
Shop assistant: Yes.
Daxian: May I have these two toothbrushes?
Shop assistant: OK.
Daxian: Is there a problem? Come on, we have work to do.
Shop assistant: No, sir.
Daxian: Why not?
The salesman looked at the three big boys.
Shop assistant: I don't sell it. Please give me back my toothbrush.
When daxian and sunspot were worried, the road spoke.
Lu: Sixteen yuan for a toothbrush?
The salesman looked at the road and found that the man was easy to talk to.
Shop assistant: You may not understand what I mean by big fairy and sunspot. Run to the road
I am an advertiser of Chen Hui Company, and we are holding a thank-you activity now. We will give away two diamond toothbrushes for free. You can buy one toothbrush and three toothbrushes 16 yuan. ...
Lu: Wait, didn't you say a sixteen?
Shop assistant: and two free tickets!
Lu: We just want to give it away, free of charge. Are you stupid? Or retarded?
Salesman: Brother, I was wrong. You know, business is not easy for me. If you really want it, you can give sixteen dollars and take all three.
Lu: Wait, wait, let me ask you how much a toothbrush costs.
Sponsor: XVI.
Lu: What about those three?
Sponsor: XVI.
L: What about that one?
Sponsor: XVI.
Lu: You take me for a fool! I want one, do you understand? Do you know how to count? "One" is not "three". How much is one?
Money? Watch your language. I'm telling you, my patience is running out.
Salesperson: Hesitate again and again, quietly sixteen. ...
L: I don't understand! I don't understand!
Shop assistant: You want me to give it to you for free, which is not enough.
Lu: No, why did you send me? I know who you are. Don't you have to come in? Don't you have to sell toothbrushes? If I buy it, I will ask you how much it is!
Shop assistant: We appreciate it very much. ...
Lu: Come on, I'll ask you how much it is!
The salesman was in tears.
Salesman: Brother, I was wrong. There is an 80-year-old mother in my hometown.
Lu: Why are you crying? You came in to sell toothbrushes! I'll just ask you how much is one?
Daxian: Forget it.
L: No, we can't leave until we make it clear today.
Shop assistant: I was wrong.
L: What's the matter? What did you do wrong?
Shop assistant: I'll give you all the toothbrushes. Let me go.
Lu: It's not that easy!
Shop assistant: I was wrong. I will never come again.
Lu: What's the matter with you? You are right! I'll ask you how much a toothbrush costs! Toothbrush!
Daxian and sunspot dissuade the excited road. The shop assistant, with a sad face, went to the table and took out his toothbrush from his bag.
Daxian: This way, forget it!
Lu: No!
Daxian: Toothbrush! Tell the salesman how you are! Sit down!
Daxian pressed the road against the chair. The shop assistant also sat down.
Daxian: Black spot, deal.
Four people sat in a circle, and the spots dealt cards.
Sunspot: Here, toothbrush, your card.
The promoter later named it "toothbrush"
Toothbrush: Big Brother!
Daxian: Take it-take it!
Toothbrush: alas. What are you playing?
Sunspot: Pull the mouse.
Toothbrush: How big is it?
Sunspot: How much money do you have?
Toothbrush: I have no money, only a toothbrush.
Daxian: A toothbrush is a toothbrush. Take the card!
The toothbrush gradually returned to normal, which was very coincidental and oily. And the more you fight, the more brave you are, and finally you wait for someone.
Win everything.
Sunspot: Oh, yes. Were you just playing dumb?
Toothbrush: protect yourself, protect yourself!
Daxian: Stop playing, stop playing, how can such a person come out?
Toothbrush: Sorry, sorry!
Third field
Xiniu restaurant
L: The forage is one and a half tons, and the food intake is somewhat reduced. Stool five times, the color is black and yellow, normal. Leave home
I walked for four hours. Tula,
Are you unhappy again? You are always unhappy, like a poet. You are just a black rhinoceros.
You can't even fuck endangered animals.
The little red book I don't know what's going on in your big head. Not compatible with white rhinoceros, not compatible with hippopotamus.
Bad impression. No cows peck at birds.
Help you eat worms. Didn't I bathe you every day? Besides, do you know that there are rules for cows to peck at birds?
Nothing is possible. At that time, you were too young. I'm afraid you have forgotten what the grassland looks like. Would you be happier if I told you? The new rhinoceros pavilion is almost finished, and the garden has also allocated funds. They are going to buy another rhinoceros! Maybe it's a beautiful and sexy African female rhinoceros! And unlike Tana, the white rhinoceros, it is a real black rhinoceros! 1999 may 16, Tula, two tons of forage, one kilogram of apples, outdoor activities, go back to sleep at seven o'clock. May 17, went out to work at eight o'clock and wore a lavender suit. Come back at six o'clock in the evening, looking very happy. I bought a lot of food. At seven o'clock, a person came to visit, had a room key, and stayed up all night. May 18, there was noise early in the morning. The man left, and M chased him downstairs and cried again. This is the third time in a week ... On May 19, two tons of forage were used to clean the barn, and Tula had a little diarrhea. Nicole, the white rhinoceros, is in estrus, while Tana, the female rhinoceros, is indifferent. ...
Scene 4
At night, the roof terrace, the road and Mingming.
Mingming: I mean "love"! Where did that feeling come from? From the heart, liver, spleen and blood vessels, which one?
From the dirt? Maybe the moon was very close to the earth that day, the sun was shining directly on the tropic of cancer, the moisture from the ocean brought by the monsoon lubricated your skin, and the low pressure formed by Mongolia made your heart beat faster. Or just your heartfelt desire, the commotion caused by menstrual cycle, the light bulb he just changed in his room, the smell of oranges he just ate on his fingers, and the beard he forgot to shave stung your face ... The feeling of stinging nerve endings under all these influences is called love. ...
Roads: Some rhinos live in dry and open grasslands, while others like to live in dense areas.
In our forest, they eat different foods, some like to eat grass, some like to eat leaves, and some eat both grass and leaves. The rhinoceros, whose name comes from Greek, is a tropical animal. There are five kinds of rhinoceros in the world: black rhinoceros, white rhinoceros, Sumatran rhinoceros, Indian rhinoceros and Java rhinoceros, which are basically extinct. For example, Tula is the kind who lives on the African grassland.
Mingming: Who is Tula?
Lu: An African black rhinoceros.
Mingming: Did you raise it?
Lu: Well, rhinos have poor eyesight. It can't see clearly what people look like.
Mingming: Are you from the zoo?
Lu: Do you want to see Tula?
Mingming: Go to the zoo? It's been a long time! It's strange that I've seen rhinos, but I still
I've never seen anyone who keeps rhinos! They say that people who are patient with animals must be patient with women. But why don't you take an ordinary job? For example, driving a taxi and being a repairman. Of course, not everyone can engage in art, like Chen Fei, but it's strange to keep rhinos.
L: I have a professional title, approved by the Bureau of Landscape Architecture!
Mingming: I mean, it's hard for you to change jobs! If you don't like this zoo, or don't like it
What if I love this rhinoceros? They say that in modern society, if you don't know English, computers and driving, you know nothing. Would you?
Lu: Will you?
Mingming: I know computers. I can type 1 10 in one minute, which is the fastest in our company.
What about English? Everyday language is fine, so is driving.
Lu: Will that man?
Mingming: Who? You mean Chen Fei? He is an artist, guiding people's thoughts. Of course it's another matter. can
I'm sorry you're not like this, you're finished! Peel off a piece of gum and put it in your mouth.
Lu: I passed the pilot test after graduating from junior high school. I could have worn a leather jacket with goggles.
Appeared in pictorial. Everything is qualified except the eyes. I should be a pilot. Rhinoceros should be an eagle. We shouldn't live by smell. There is no prey, no water, and no delicious aquatic plants ... but most animals live by smell. Zebras and elephants living in African grasslands find danger and look for prey through their sense of smell, but they are not the animals with the strongest sense of smell. As far as we know, some animals have a sense of smell one million times stronger than people. Vultures have big openings on both sides of their mouths and noses. They also eat by smell. There is a Scandinavian petrel that preys on sand eels and small fish by smell. Even jellyfish snakes use their sense of smell to find prey, and their tongues can track prey with a flexible sense of taste. Not to mention sharks. /kloc-people outside 0/00 meters can't smell it, but people nearby can smell something delicious.
Pause is lemon.
Mingming: Gum? What?
Lu: Lemon?
Mingming: Yes, it's lemon. Do you want it?
Lu shook his head.
Lu: When I first arrived at the zoo, they said they had never seen a keeper with glasses. Later, I stopped.
Yes, because rhinos are so big that they can see without glasses.
Mingming: Yesterday I said to Chen Fei, "They all say that I am too good for you, and you don't deserve it!" Guess what happened to him?
Say? You can't figure it out. He said, "This is good. I just don't deserve it If I have it, I won't show it to you. " "Have you ever seen such a person with personality? He said I was a schemer, was kind to him and wanted to possess him. Said I was the embodiment of the civil power system. Also, the moral attempt of the weak group to the strong group.
Road: Rabbits spend most of their time chasing as many females as possible, while jackals only fall in love once in their lives and stay with their mothers all their lives.
Mingming: What do you mean?
Lu: According to the zoology textbook.
Mingming: But I heard that jackals eat people! Give a long cry and run away.
Lu: That's people's prejudice. The jackal ... turned around and found that it was clearly gone.
The road picked up the chewing gum that was clearly thrown on the ground and put it in your mouth to chew.
Lu: Lemons are delicious.
The song of the road-lemon;
I lie quietly in bed, and my daytime hangs in the closet.
I lie quietly in bed, my night is on the wall,
I lay quietly in bed and hid my childhood under the bed.
I lie quietly in bed, and your warmth is in my seat.
The cup is filled with water and thoughts.
There is wind in curtains and wishes, and every step steps on my heart.
Let me become a leaf in the wind. Pieces tremble in the air.
I will use all my patience and enthusiasm, and I will use my whole life.
Thinking of you, waiting for you, my love.
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