The classic joke of April Fool's Day, April Fool's Day is a holiday that can be joked. Every April Fool's Day 1. This festival came from western countries. As the name implies, you can fool your friends or make fun of your friends. The following are the classic jokes of April Fool's Day.

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1, Part I: The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I am waiting for your call back! In a word: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life! Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person ~ Happy April Fool's Day!

2. I looked at your sexy body that day, twisted naked in front of me and gently stroked your skin. I can't resist your temptation: boss, I want this fish! Happy April Fool's Day!

3. I will follow you wherever you fly; No matter where you run, I will chase you. Then I'll kill you.-dead fly. Happy April Fool's Day!

4. I miss you during the day, miss you at night, miss you when I eat, and dream about you when I sleep. I can't go during the day and I can't sleep at night. I am in pain. When can I get your ... 5 million prize? Happy April Fool's Day!

5, Bajie met the old man and asked: Shit! Yue Lao! Why did you separate me from Gao? Yue: She is a person, and you are a demon. I'm afraid your child will be a shemale.

6. My family name is I love you, my name is I know you, my scientific name is I love you, my nickname is I miss you, my book name is I dream of you, my pen name is I love you, and my nickname is Zhui you! Hey hey, look at your beauty. Actually, my real name is Doby!

7. Wood makes furniture, scholars understand poetry, people want money, talents practice, women want figure, geniuses send messages, and idiots read text messages!

April fool's day confession spoof

Everyone likes to pretend to confess on April Fool's Day. Some people say that if no one confesses to you on April Fool's Day, then no one really likes you. Really, my heart is broken, old chap. ..

I'm waiting for you at your door, with a lot of things in my hand, ready to have a good night. Come and meet me and see if I'm interesting enough. Thinking of sending you happiness, I sit on the west side of the entrance. Why? Because you want to be the host. Happy April Fool's Day.

Look at the earthquake news, the strong source this afternoon. 7-8 earthquake, don't covet outdoor activities. Be careful of the earthquake, you will die. Take the whole family to bask in the sun, safety first, silly. Happy April Fool's Day!

April 1 April Fool's Day, it's time to test IQ. Someone came to cheat early in the morning, and relatives could not guard against it. You lied to me. I lied to you. Not for fame and fortune. Just to win your smile, I am very happy. Happy April Fool's Day!

Life is wonderful because of friends, and my life is dreamy and meaningful because of the embellishment of these friends. I often give my friends homework, and my friends never leave me alone. No, my friend said he would also give me singing homework. I readily agreed. If it is a big deal, I will sing a song. Who knows that he arranged a personal concert in the toilet on April Fool's Day. April Fool's Day, my friend, you must come and join us!

April Fool's Classic Jokes 2 April Fool's Jokes

1, everyone says that pigs are lazy, but I don't think so. At least now, I found a pig reading a text message.

Your saliva has been running for a long time. Can you accept it? It's all under my feet

I want to tell you a secret. Today is April Fool's Day. Sorry, you have been cheated.

I hate you very much and love you very much. Why did you leave me? All because I accidentally lost you-my dearest money.

I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer. Happy April Fool's Day!

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6. Don't think that I have forgotten you. At critical moments, such as April 1 day, you are the first person I think of. Who told me that today is your holiday?

7. Someone said to me, "You are as smart as a pig." I was furious after hearing this! I know you! What an insult! I'm sorry about that pig!

8. I said: You are a pig, and you said: I am a pig. From now on, I will call you a pig. One day you finally can't help shouting: I'm not a pig.

9. Red sweet is watermelon, talkative is cucurbitaceae, quack is frog, and reading information is a fool. Those who only look and don't talk are dumb!

10, this is a magical message. Starting from your 30th birthday, you can live a long life by reading on time at 0: 00 every night! See the 25550th time and it will take effect!

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1 1. It only takes a short minute to like someone. When I first saw you, I knew you were the one I wanted in my life.

12 Dear, I miss you again. My love for you is increasing sharply every day, because someone told me that pork has gone up in price, so you can get a good price!

13, cowardice is not your nature, patience is not your destiny, silence makes you get into trouble, and reserve is your heart disease. Whoever dares to disrespect you again, I will definitely let you bite him!

14, the sky was so clear and the sun was so bright. You stood on the blue beach and I stabbed you with a bucket. Hey, this little bastard, his shell is quite hard!

15, the moon hangs in the sky, the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon is worried, Cowherd and Weaver Girl are in love, and there is a fool who doesn't talk and squints at the phone.

April Fool's Day classic joke 3 Swiss spaghetti harvest

Swiss noodle tree

1957 April Fool's Day BBC News said that there was a bumper harvest of noodle trees in Switzerland, and farmers were collecting noodles on the trees. A large number of viewers were deceived and called to ask about the planting method of noodle trees. The BBC replied: put a noodle in the tomato sauce and wait.

Sid finch

Virtual baseball genius

1XX5 April Fool's Day, Sports Illustrated magazine published a false news that a new baseball pitcher named Sidd Finch could throw a ball at a speed of 168mph, which was 65mph higher than the record at that time. And this newcomer has never played baseball before! He learned the art of pitching in a Tibetan temple. A large number of baseball fans were cheated. In fact, this is just made up by the author of the article.

Instant color TV

Instant color TV

1April Fool's Day in 962, when there was only one TV channel in Sweden, it was black and white. The TV technician said in the news that the color TV has been successfully developed, and users only need to put a pair of nylon stockings on the TV screen. Someone really believed it.

Burrito liberty bell

Taco Bell liberty bell

1996 On April Fool's Day, Taco Bell Fast Food Company said that it bought the big clock in Independence Hall in Philadelphia, USA, and renamed it Taco Bell liberty bell. Angry citizens called Philadelphia National Historical Park to ask for confirmation of the news. A few hours later, Taco Bell admitted that it was just a joke. The worst thing has not happened today. When Mike McCurry, the White House press secretary, was asked about it, he casually replied that the Lincoln Monument was also sold, and now it is named the Ford Mercury Automobile Monument.

Saint sirleaf

Virtual country

19XX On April Fool's Day, the British newspaper The Guardian published a seven-page supplement, all of which introduced St. Sirleaf, a small Indian Ocean country. It is said that there are several semicolon-shaped islands there. The article exaggerates the customs here, introduces its city and capital, and even the name of the president. On that day, the phone in the editorial room of the Guardian was ringing off the hook by readers, and everyone wanted to know where such a beautiful resort was. Only a few people have noticed that the name Bodoni in capital is a printing term, and it is the name of a printed font.

Nixon ran for president.

Nixon's comeback

19XX April Fool's Day, National Public Radio announced that Nixon would run for president again. His campaign manifesto is: I have done nothing wrong; I won't do anything wrong again. Nixon's speech was interspersed in the news. An angry and surprised audience called to ask questions. Then the host admitted that it was false, and Nixon's voice was imitated by a comedian.

Alabama changes the value of pi.

Modification of pi value

19XX April Fool's Day: The New Mexico Science and Technology Magazine announced that Alabama would legislate to change the value of pi, which was quickly uploaded to the Internet and spread all over the world by e-mail. As a result, the Alabama legislature received numerous protest calls.

Left-handed behemoth

Left-handed hamburger

19XX On April Fool's Day, Burger King published a full-page advertisement in USA Today, introducing their new food: left-handed burger, which is said to be designed for left-handed. Nothing changed, but it rotated 180 degrees, so thousands of customers came to taste it, and some people asked to design a "right-handed burger".

Hot-headed naked ice borer

Hot ice chisel

1995 April Fool's Day. Dr. Aprile Pazzo, a famous wildlife scientist in Exploration magazine, discovered a new creature in Antarctica: a hot ice chisel. This creature has a disk-shaped bone on its head, which is rich in blood and has a high temperature, so it can penetrate the ice.

They use it to hunt penguins. Dr. Pazuo also claimed that after detailed investigation, this animal was related to the disappearance of Antarctic explorer Philippe Poisson in 1837: "For this insect, he may look like a penguin." An article in Discovery magazine has never received so much feedback from readers.

Planetary alignment reduces gravity

Gravity has disappeared.

19XX April Fool's Day, British astronomer Patrick Moore said that at 9: 47 am, a once-in-a-lifetime astronomical phenomenon was about to happen: Pluto would pass behind Jupiter, causing a temporary gravity imbalance, offsetting and reducing the gravity on the earth, so people could experience a wonderful sense of floating. At 9: 47, BBC Voice received numerous calls, and people claimed that they felt floating. A lady even said that she and her friends floated up from the chair and swung around the room.

The origin of April fool's day

April Fool's Day, also known as April Fool's Day, is a traditional folk festival in the West and the United States, and the date is April 1 day every year. April Fool's Day is similar to the fun festival in ancient Rome (March 25th) and the joy festival in India (until March 3rd1). In the choice of time, it seems to be related to the "vernal equinox" (March 2 1). The weather often changes suddenly during this time, just like nature is fooling human beings.

There are different opinions about the origin of April Fool's Day. One view is that this custom originated from India's "Interpretation Festival". This section stipulates that every year on March 3 1 day, men, women and children can play jokes on each other and fool each other for entertainment.

Generally speaking, April Fool's Day originated in France in 15XX, and France first adopted the newly reformed calendar-Gregorian calendar (now universal solar calendar), starting from 65438+ 10/. However, some conformists opposed this reform, and still stubbornly gave gifts on April 1 day according to the old calendar. Reformists mocked conservatives, such as April 1 giving them fake gifts, inviting them to a fake reception, and calling the deceived conservatives "April fools" and "hooked fish".

Since then, April 1 day has become a day for people to fool and joke with each other, and this habit has also become a popular custom in France. /kloc-At the beginning of the 8th century, the custom of April Fool's Day spread to Britain, and was later brought to the United States by early British immigrants, and spread all over the world.

In the beginning, any American can concoct shocking news without any moral and legal responsibility, and the government and judicial departments will not pursue it. On the contrary, whoever fabricates the most bizarre lies and who can cheat people's trust the most will win the laurel. This practice has brought a lot of confusion to the society, which has caused people's dissatisfaction. Nowadays, people's fooling and cheating during festivals are no longer as outrageous as in the past, but for relaxation and joy.

Narcissus is a symbol of April Fool's Day. On this festival, people usually decorate their rooms with daffodils and daisies and organize family dances. The fish feast in April 1 is also unique. Invitations to fish banquets are usually colored fish made of cardboard.

The dining table is decorated with green and white, with a fish tank and exquisite fishing rod in the middle. Each fishing rod is tied with a green ribbon and hung with a gift for the guests-either a delicate celluloid fish or a fish basket full of candy. It goes without saying that all the dishes at the fish feast are made of fish.

At April Fool's Day parties, there is also the custom of cooking fake dishes. Someone once described a typical April Fool's Day recipe: first, it was a "salad" with green peppers on the leaves of lettuce, but after uncovering the leaves, it was discovered that it was an oyster cocktail underneath; The second course is "baked potato", in fact, the following is sweet bread crumbs and fresh mushrooms; Since then, there have been roast chicken disguised with crab meat and raspberry ice cream buried under tomato salad. After dinner, guests can also take candy out of the pill box.

However, the most typical activity of April Fool's Day is that everyone plays jokes on each other and plays tricks on each other with lies.