Hanako: "We have a personal full-time barber, as well as shampoo and conditioner. Do you? " I just bought a second-hand hair salon.
Xiangnan: "Our mother-in-law has dozens of boxes of private wine left over from our marriage. Do you have it at home? " "
Hanako: "We have an old SUV at home. We have nothing to do and go for a ride. Is it so romantic for your family? " (N-handed Beijing Jeep that can't be smashed for 600 yuan)
Xiangnan: "We have a color TV, refrigerator and washing machine at home, which is convenient for you." (Courtyard sharing)
Hanako: "We have a private enterprise in our family. We don't have to go out to work. We just like SOHO. Hey, when will your family catch up with such a post-modern life? "
Xiangnan: "We have a whole set of unopened modern kitchen supplies, which are piled under the bed when they are useless. The young couple eat out every day. They spend a lot of money on spicy fish and meat. Do you dare to be so extravagant? "
Xiao Yun: "I was really impressed by them. I am really a college student in a famous university. What's the difference between a broken pot and a broken bowl? It almost killed me. I followed you in the south for eight generations. Strive hard. The salted fish turns over and blows again. "
South: "Yang Xiaoyun, can you do it? You look like that salted fish. Tell me about it. The salted fish had to be salted for half a year, and it was already dead. Can you turn over? Show me. "
2. Yang Xiaoyun: "The two of us together are completely a book, and the book is called How Steel is Corroded."
3. Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: "I can only create my own opportunities. My chance is not in you, but in my own hands. You made me understand that others are their own no matter how big they are, and no matter how small they are. Please don't be sad, Lu Tao. I can only grow up if I treat you like someone else. I am not satisfied with myself now. I have to work as hard as you to be satisfied with myself. "
Lu Tao: "I won't go abroad as soon as I build a house. What are you doing as soon as you make clothes? "
4. Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: "Do you want oranges? Eat, I'll skin you. If I don't eat, I'll skin you. "
If you still exist in this world, then this world is meaningful to me anyway; But if you leave, no matter how beautiful the world is, he is just a desert in my eyes, and I am like a lonely ghost.
5. Xiao Yun: Who are you?
Xiangnan: I'm your husband Xiangnan, I'm your wallet, I'm your tool for comfort, and I'm always ready for your happiness! Serve Yang Xiaoyun!
Lu Tao: What would you like to drink?
Millay: I drink coke.
Lu Tao: There are expired ones in the refrigerator. Do you want to drink?
Millay: Drink it. As your expired girlfriend, I deserve to drink expired coke.
7. South: You pour us a pot of tea.
Attendant: We sell tea by the cup here, sir?
South: Three cups, then.
Attendant: What kind of tea would you like to drink, sir?
South: Any kind of tea.
Attendant: We have chrysanthemum tea, Longjing tea, oolong tea and black tea.
South: black tea.
Attendant: We have a pot of black tea for one person, sir.
Xiangnan: Didn't you just sell pots regardless?
Attendant: I mean, sir, our black tea is canned.
Xiangnan: Then you can make a pot.
Attendant: Do you want all black tea?
South: Yes.
Attendant: Then you want three pots, sir.
Xiangnan: Wait a minute, you've made me a little messy and turned me into a pot of three.
Attendant: Sir, we can't order a pot of black tea for three people here.
Xiang: Then you can give me three glasses of ice water.
Attendant: Excuse me, sir. Our refrigerator is temporarily broken and there is no ice water.
Xiangnan: I want three cups of Longjing, one for each person.
Xiangnan: There is nothing interesting. Just an obstacle.
8, you don't brag, you will die ~ ~ (South)
9. Millay: "I am waiting for you, I am waiting for you, you are not married, you are married, I am waiting for you, I will wait for you later, I will wait for you forever, I will wait for you, I will wait for you, I will wait for you, I will wait for you, and I will wait for you to die."
10, if you win, marry me, if you lose, I will marry you.
1 1, Xu Zhisen: Suppose she is really like that, what do you want to do for her?
Lu Tao: I can do anything as long as I can be with her!
Xu Zhisen: Wow, I envy you. You can still live in an emotional world. You know what I'm thinking? Emotional world, it is a purely imaginary world, where there is no cost performance, no return on investment, no value, only price. You live there, and the land you step on is not a square meter of land with two thousand pieces, but clouds. You can't control it, and you can't calculate it, which makes me uneasy. Look at the waiter in that club. They just stand there for 2000 yuan a month. As for me, as long as I pay the utilities, the lights here will still be on at night. This is the world we live in, and everyone lives here. The poor will worry about their salary and rent next month, while the rich can make a long-term plan for themselves, but after 50 years of planning, he will feel sad. Why? Because he is no longer alive. Therefore, people don't like plans that they don't participate in. In this rapidly changing world, people tend to grab something reliable and start a limited life, right? So what do you want to catch?
Lu Tao: Charlene Marilynn Dangelo.
Xu Zhisen: ... Lu Tao, do you know what Charlene Marilynn Dangelo will be like in the future? (Lu shakes his head) What about her? So, what do you want to catch?
Lu Tao: I don't know.
Xu Zhisen: Yourself. You are nothing but strengthening yourself, aren't you? But how can we make ourselves stronger? Lu Tao, you must understand that you can't let Charlene Marilynn Dangelo make you stronger. She is as young and confused as you. You can't learn anything from her, but you can become stronger through business. In business, you can learn to sort out clues, overcome difficulties and finally get what you want.
12, Yang Xiaoyun: If you want to have nightmares without spending money, you will go to the south ... Those people built a broken warehouse, which I think is used to store chicken droppings. Now they have opened an attic with the bamboo board revolution, and they have a particularly disgusting name called heartbroken utopia. It is said that people who live in it are heartbroken ... anyway, they seem to be heartbroken, but they are better than anyone else. Small billiards, small blue baskets, small darts, small gardens, dogs and coffee. A group of people are locked in all day, showing off in an ostentatious manner, romantic and heartless. The business in this line, that nonsense, is happy like an asshole every day, and then bothers us with a sympathetic name. How evil they are!
13, divorce can be so classic.
Yang Xiaoyun: Bah! I don't love you!
Xiangnan: Cook instant noodles for me at night and add two eggs to me. Do you love me? Shit!
Yang Xiaoyun: I cook dog eggs! Shit!
Xiangnan: Do you want to add two eggs to cook instant noodles for the dog? Shit!
Yang Xiaoyun: I cook dog eggs! Bah!
Xiangnan: Just admit it to me. Why?
Yang Xiaoyun: Bah! I won't admit it!
Xiangnan: I tell you, I am your first love, I am your favorite, I just can't divorce!
Yang Xiaoyun: You are a scoundrel!
Xiangnan: Thank you for reminding me. I'm really a scoundrel. I'm counting on you. I tell you, Yang Xiaoyun's marriage is inseparable, because I changed my mind and I don't agree to divorce. If you tell me about the divorce again, I'll tell you not to joke with me. Bah!
Yang Xiaoyun: Bah! Divorce! Divorce now! If you don't leave me, I'll step on you now!
South: Bah! No way!
Yang Xiaoyun: Bah!
South: Bah! Go and play! You play for me! You play with the spoon handle for me!
Yang Xiaoyun: You? ...
South: Bah!
Staff: Hey, sir, you can't smoke here.
Yang Xiaoyun: Who told you to smoke?
South: Can you manage it well? extinguish
South: What are you looking at? what are you reading? Play for me! Not a TV series. Why? One by one!
Masses: How to speak? This is!
South: How to talk about what.
Yang Xiaoyun: Why don't you show it to others? Do you understand and respect others? I tell you these are my fans.
Xiangnan: Bah!
Yang Xiaoyun: Bah, you are a huge fan of mine.
South: Bah!
Yang Xiaoyun: Let me ask you something about the South. What is good about me that makes you envy me all day?
Xiangnan: How can I love you so much? Bah!
Yang Xiaoyun: Did you all break up? It doesn't matter. Next couple.
Yang Xiaoyun: Call you stupid. Still want to give you a title!
South: Become an aunt after 30 years.
1. It's a wonderful day to be with you. Charlene Marilynn Dangelo
If I am poor all my life, will you still love me? Lu Tao.
If you work hard all your life, I will love you even if you are poor. Charlene Marilynn Dangelo.
I only know that I am most satisfied when I am cheated by you. Mile
A person may have done many good things in his life, but when he is old, what he really remembers is the bad things he did. -Xu Zhisen
Bad things are things you can't forget. -Xu Zhisen
6. Everyone can only be young once, which is the most evil place in life. -Forget who said that.
7. Whenever you hear something that is too beneficial to you, never believe it. -I forgot whether it was Miley's father or Xu Zhisen.
8. Sometimes people fall down. Take this opportunity to look back at the road they have traveled. There is no need to rush forward. Maybe when you figure it out, you will find that the things ahead are not important at all. We have everything we need. Miley's father.
9. You like him, but he doesn't take it seriously, which is bullying you. Mile
10. Lu Tao said at everyone's birthday party:
At school, the teacher taught us that we came to this world not to take away anything, but to add luster to the world. I agreed then, and I agree now. But how can we do it? I believe they don't know this, and even if they do, they may not be able to do it. What they told us was just their dreams. All right, we listen to them. Take their dreams as ours, and we fight for them, just like them, but dreams are difficult. Because this dream is our life, our love, our career and our happiness.
However, when we turned that abstract dream into something concrete, I found that we were far away from that dream, especially far away. But we won't give up! We will try to do everything well!
In this world, we will encounter many good things and many bad things. Before today, it was the past. Tomorrow, they will collide head-on with us. Our attitude is that no one is afraid of bad things!
1 1. South:
Yang Xiaoyun, you know that Charlene Marilynn Dangelo is lovely and everyone likes her, so you are willing to compare with her and learn from her. But you don't know that Charlene Marilynn Dangelo is cute, not Yang Xiaoyun, because you haven't learned the most important thing in Charlene Marilynn Dangelo-sincerity. Charlene Marilynn Dangelo always pays for Lu Tao and doesn't leave Lu Tao until she has no money to pay.
What about you? You've been showing me how cute you are. Yes, I admit it, I admit it. I'm confused by your cuteness. You told me to keep giving. You are very unhappy because you haven't found a better audience to appreciate your cuteness. Charlene Marilynn Dangelo left Lu Tao because she was not satisfied with herself. However, you, Yang Xiaoyun, are satisfied with yourself and me. You make yourself dissatisfied with yourself. I lost confidence in life and myself. I often feel humiliated and depressed, especially in the past two years.
I am more and more unhappy with you. I am disappointed to leave you, but I have done everything for you. I admit, I didn't do well enough, but I tried my best. After I divorced you, I was not responsible for you. Now I want to think more about myself. I am lucky to meet someone who really loves me, and I have a new life. I like this new life. You don't have to pretend to be cute in front of me anymore. It's no use. Yang Xiaoyun, I've been meaning to say these words to you for a long time, but I have something more important to say to you. Yang Xiaoyun, I have to leave you. I do not love you anymore. Goodbye.
12. Lu Tao said emotionally at Gao Qiang's funeral:
"I'm a little confused now. I have never thought about what my life value is before and how to spend it. Just chasing fashion and being cool, thinking it's character. But no one is as cool as you. If you say die, you will die ... no one has your personality, and no one is as cool as you. Your death suddenly reminded me that life is so fragile and death is so close to us. I want to go back and think, what is the most important thing in life? I want to think about how to spend my life. I still have to figure out what I want to be. Before, I thought I knew the answers to these questions, but when Gao Qiang died, I felt that everything was meaningless ... "
13. garjier wanted to see it, so he went to charlene's house to find her. Charlene Marilynn Dangelo said:
What I want to tell you in our relationship is that everything I do is my own will, and I have never forced myself to do anything, because I love you, which is my will and my happiness. You can always bring back something new from you, which makes my hands itch. I especially want to try it. I envy your opportunity, your Xu Zhisen and your design drawings from the bottom of my heart. I can only create opportunities by myself. My chance is not in you, but in my own hands. You made me understand that others are their own no matter how big they are, and no matter how small they are. Please don't be sad, Lu Tao. Before I grow up, I must treat you as someone else. I am not satisfied with myself now. I must work as hard as you. After my efforts, I will grow up and be satisfied with myself. I hope you can understand me, Lu Tao.
14. The pig said: I want a career, love and friendship.
15. Lu Tao said:
Charlene Marilynn Dangelo, I know what I did wrong. I always replace you with my own ideas, but I don't listen to your real ideas at all. I thought I understood you, but in fact I understood you completely according to my imagination. I don't understand you at all. This is me.
You reminded me again and again, but I didn't notice it at all I'm busy showing you and others what I can do. This is vanity.
My behavior is also wrong. I should never have stopped you from going to France in the first place. You're right, it's not love, it's just possessiveness like others. I just want to have you, I just want to have you. I thought I could give you a world, but I never asked if that world was what you needed.
I never really cared about you. I don't care what job you are looking for. I don't agree with you going to the club, but I haven't decided what to do if you don't go. You go to the record company to do corporate propaganda and go to the advertising company to be a salesman. I never even asked you if you liked those jobs or why you wanted to work in those places.
I don't care what you do every day. I have always been self-centered and think that only my things are important. You call me ridiculous, but I don't understand at all. Now I know you are right. I know how ridiculous I am. I keep saying that I love you, but I have never done anything for you.
Like me, you studied design. You have the same dream as me, but I never think your dream is important. I just want to control you and let you live according to my imagination.
I always ask you to understand me. I know you always understand me. Although you don't like me like this, you proposed to me twice. Now I understand that you are making up your own mind. You are determined to be good to me forever. But even these two opportunities were missed by me because of my arrogance.
You told me that pain and regret are bad things I should know.
I understand everything now, and I know that I should try not to do anything that makes me painful and regretful in the future.
In a word, you taught me all these things, and I know their value and how precious these experiences are to me. In short, in all our previous relationships, you were right and I was wrong.
That's it.
Now, when I want to do something for you, I find that I have no chance. I'm so stupid.
Lu Tao: "I tell you Charlene Marilynn Dangelo, you will be my wife from now on. If you want to die, talk to another man! " "
Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: "I tell you, Lu Tao, you are my wallet from now on. If you want to die, you can try to find another woman to spend money! " "
Mother Lu: "Son, your biological father is coming back from America ... He has made a lot of money in America ... He wants to meet you ..."
Lu Tao: "Forget it, let's meet, let him give me his inheritance ~"
Aunt said, "What's the matter, throwing it all over me?"
Xiangnan: "Sorry, I didn't see it."
Aunt: "Didn't you see such a big living person?"
Nan: "I see it."
Aunt: "Did you see it?"
South: "I won't spill it ..."
Xia: "Why is it so sour?"
Lu: "Waiter, a bowl of vinegar."
Xia: "You drink and I drink."
Lu: "waiter, two bowls of vinegar."
Millay: "How did you two discuss the second time?"
Xiangnan: "We have been breaking and falling ..."
To the south: "This pit is too dirty ~ ~"
Yang Xiaoyun: "... Nonsense! Have you ever seen a toilet with pure water? "
Lu Tao: "Better?"
Millay: "Don't look at my sexy legs. You will drool on my wound later, and I won't stop with you when it is suppurated. "
Yang Xiaoyun: "In the past, you invited me to dinner and I invited you to sleep. Now you don't invite me to dinner or sleep with me ~ "
Pig head: "Wild Horse Investment Company, you know. How about the name? I gave it to myself. "
Hanako: "Wild horse! Stop it, it's really better than a wild donkey. "
Hanako (to Lulu): "You are not fat at all. You are as thin as a cramp. "
Hanako (opposite, Yang, Xia and Lu), "Look at the four of you. You have got three marriage certificates and one divorce certificate in just a few years, which has caused enough trouble for our government ~ "
Hanako: "Pig head, I don't understand, why are you eating grass by the nest?" Are you not a pig? Only rabbits are eating grass by the nest! "
Hanako: "If they dare to say it, you dare to believe it. They brought me a cuckold in the middle of the night and cried bitterly. Why, they think this is not correct enough. "
Xiangnan: "I am disease-free and disaster-free, my parents are satisfied, I have a car and a house, my wife loves me, I earn money to support my family, I have a good life, I am still alive, I will be better in the future, I will do it, I will do it, I will do it!"
Xiangnan: "The dragon gives birth to the dragon, and the phoenix gives birth to the phoenix. I am not a dragon, and you are not a phoenix. We can't have mice, just make holes. "
Hanako: "Eat! ! ! If they are still there when we come back, I will cut off the power and thank them for letting them leave. Let's go ... "
Millay: "Hey, Hanako, can I bring my dog?"
Hanako: "Yes, you can add a dish."
Miles:
"roll. Am I too bright to make you talk nonsense? "
"Don't call me old rice, I tell you, I will wait for you forever."
"I'll wait for you. I will wait for you. You're not married. I will wait for you when you get married. I am waiting for you now. I will wait for you forever. I will wait for you. I will wait for you, I will wait for you. "
"I'm telling you, it's too late to wait until you die, and you have to toss and turn."
"Life is life, not imagination. What are you thinking about? Go to work after washing! "
"Remember, in this world, men and women have their own division of labor. Men are mainly used to be bad for women, and women are mainly used to be good for men. I was very dissatisfied with this bastard division of labor before. But now, I am resigned. "
"Yes, a girl becomes a sister-in-law, a puppy love becomes a single person, and a secretary becomes a boss. One slip of the foot makes an everlasting regret."
"It's terrible, who told him to start? How come he turned on the electricity as soon as people rang the doorbell. " The face is green. Do French people live by eating grass now? God, I can't believe my eyes. What happened to manager Lu? Which one of you just gave him chicken blood? "If only my dog could follow me in this posture. "
"That's good. I think her (Yao Yao's) forearm is strong enough, and her calf is also strong. Compared with Yang Xiaoyun, her figure and face are serene. What if she doesn't slow down when she hits the wall! "
"He is thinking, Yang Xiaoyun, Yang Xiaoyun, why can't I catch your old expired ticket?"
"I tell you a fact. Listen carefully: I should pay the bill, but I shouldn't leave. You are so bad, I still like you. I like your bad eyes. You have a bad idea first, and then go south with your lackeys. You three smiled at each other, got the message, and then started fighting. I feel very happy. I bought a ticket for the drama, and you drew three tickets in a short time, and then we all went to see the drama together. When my face is dirty, you steal paper towels from other people's cars to wipe my face. I envy you very much, because you are boys, wherever you go, it will cause onlookers, and it doesn't matter if you are caught. I like to see you don't care. I think it's exciting and handsome! In fact, I always wanted to be a boy and work with you. It's a pity that I'm a girl, so I can only stare at you from behind, help you swipe your card, and then try to get rid of you ... In fact, I lied to you about one thing. Once again, we ran away after dinner, and you ran away first, dragging me behind. You have been waiting for me for a long time. I caught up with you and told you I ran away, but I didn't. I was cheated.