Brother, girl: 1, 2, 3, 4

Butler 1, 2, 3 appeared under the leadership of the team leader.

Captain: 1, 1, 12 1, 1, stand still.

All three said: 1, 2.

Captain: Pay attention to the password and turn left (1 right, 2 right, 3 oblique).

Captain: Hey ... what have you become? Concentrate. Listen to the password. Turn back (1 right, 2 left, 3 right).

Captain: Idiots, all idiots. You can't do such a simple action. How do you defend girls' dormitories and their unique and inviolable personal rights?

Accommodation 1: What is a unique and inviolable personal right?

Captain: The most direct explanation is that men are not allowed to touch women's bodies.

Plate 2:? It is also common for people to touch a woman's body. Ordinary male and female students often chase and fight, and physical contact is natural.

Captain: I'm not talking about these, I'm talking about those,

Accommodation 3: What exactly are those?

C: That's it.

Accommodation 3: That?

Captain: That's it. Raise your hand before you speak. This is the most basic courtesy, understand?

Three people: Yes.

C: Very good. It's good. Stupid girls can be taught. In short, we try our best to prevent those perverts from entering the girls' dormitory and safeguard the personal safety of girls.

Accommodation 1: (Raise your hand) Captain, a bamboo pole can't kill a boatman. Some men are gentlemen, such as my boyfriend.

Captain: No matter whether you are a pervert or not, as long as you are male, you can't enter the girls' dormitory, and the offenders will be killed.

Accommodation 2: It's not that serious.

Captain: It's that serious. Once found, in addition to recording a demerit, he was isolated as a SARS patient for one month, making them miss each other all day.

Accommodation 3: Wow, that's cruel. Being a human being is really pitiful.

Captain: Poor fart. Nowadays, college students are getting more and more presumptuous. Now they should be made to pay a heavy price for their impulses. Our dormitory administrator should strictly implement the dormitory management rules and regulations of the college. Defend girls' dormitories and women's unique inviolable personal rights. Especially when you (refer to boarding house 1) wear clothes in the future. Don't let those people take advantage. Today's training is over.

Three people to lighten the burden: yes.

Nanhua shenggeshang

Brother Hua (holding a rose): Life should be happy. Why study all day? Why not find a beautiful lady and have a beautiful baby? (To the audience) My fellow men. I'm not afraid to tell you: there are not many girls in our school alone, not to mention the poor quality. Campus avenue path is either a dinosaur or a monster. Studying here is a great sorrow for us handsome guys. But life is so boring. So empty. I have to find a monster to satisfy my hunger. Two days ago, my fellow villagers introduced me to a friend, saying that we would meet in their dormitory tonight, or we wouldn't waste the opportunity. You don't know the situation in our school: the ratio of male to female is 4: 1, and boys line up in front of the girls' building. If they are not strong enough, they will have to quit. Seeing others in pairs and drinking a glass of boiled water makes me feel counterintuitive. My pure heart languishes day by day and I want to date in my dream at night. In short, a person is simply suffering. Don't laugh. Without a girlfriend, I'm a loser.

Say that finish upstairs, just a boarding house.

Brother Hua: Hey, why are you so unlucky today? It's going to be smashed before it starts (turning around and taking out a piece of cloth to pretend that the girl has slipped upstairs)

Butler 4: Stop (Brother Hua pretends not to hear and keeps walking) (loudly) Stop.

Brother Hua: Call me!

Butler 4: I'm not telling you who to call. Don't think that I won't recognize you because of your woman's posture. Look at you. Men don't look like men. Women are not like women. What a scandal! Come down, boys can't go to the girls' dormitory at this time.

Brother Hua: Aunt, I'm in a hurry.

Boarder 4: Am I very old? I'm only thirty-five this year. This is a young girl.

Brother Hua: Sister, I'm in a hurry. Excuse me.

Sister: That's more like it. What's the emergency? Everyone came up and said it was urgent. Let's talk about it tomorrow.

Brother Hua: Be tolerant. It will only take a few minutes.

Sister: Everyone talked for a few minutes, but together, they didn't come down for a few minutes.

Brother Hua: Sister, convenience is very important.

Sister: What is so important that it must be settled tonight (see Rose)? Yo, I brought all the roses. Blind date Hey.

Now the place where students date is no longer the canteen, but the dormitory. It is convenient and economical. gain two ends at once

Brother Hua: Now that you have seen it, let me get this straight. Let me in, because I'm dressed very handsome tonight and I've put a lot of effort into it.

Sister: Yo. Even if it's a compliment, I won't look at you like that in the mirror. Look at you, your face is like a frog. The back looks like wax gourd. Only? Your mother. I didn't give you Wahaha. Yo, fighting like a rich man is a waste of money. I didn't expect your parents.

Brother Hua: It's normal to spend money on girls. It costs money to get a wife in the future. It will be spent sooner or later anyway. It is better to spend late than early. Besides, I am also from the countryside, and I have my own discretion in spending money.

Sister: What are you talking about? Hey, hey ................................................................................................................................................................

(Brother Hua stares at his sister) What are you looking at? I have never seen a beautiful girl. He looks like a hungry wolf.

Ge Hua: Sister: You look beautiful! For example, Chang 'e in the sky is more beautiful than the four ancient beauties. Sister, when you were young, there must have been many boys pursuing you.

Sister (happy): Of course, at that time. The first rain in 2000. Come a little earlier than before. Eighty cars parked on the second floor scrambled to propose to me. I was so excited. Brother Hua goes upstairs while his sister is talking.

Sister turned her head as she spoke. No one found Brother Hua upstairs and pulled him back.

Brother Hua: Sister, do me a favor. Snacks are on me tonight.

Sister: Don't seduce me. Sister, I haven't seen any storms. Don't do that, you child. Why don't you ask her to come down?

Brother Hua: Afraid. In public. Under the eyes of the public, I am shouting here. What a scandal this is.

Sister: Then I can't help it.

Brother Hua: Here. . . A little embarrassed! All right, I'll call me out! Shout to the sky: Mix, Mix, this is Xiaohua.

Sister: Yo, that's disgusting. Nowadays, students don't just use their eyes to discharge when they meet. What's more, everything is charged and discharges at the sight of a name.

Brother Hua: Hey, nobody. I still haven't heard of it. (See the table below) Sister, it's half past ten. The light will be turned off soon. Let's bend the rules.

Sister: There is nothing to talk about, brother. Let's talk about it tomorrow.

Brother Hua: This ........................................................................................................................................................................... (left) at this time, the housekeeper also left, and Brother Hua sneaked upstairs at this time. At this moment, there was a conversation in Mix's dormitory, and Mix was taking a bath.

Girl 1 (Singing) Who do you think of when you are lonely? Do you want someone to accompany you?

Girl 2: Why not? I go to bed every night thinking about dating crazily. Alas, I am so lonely. Everyone else is in love, but I live alone in the bedroom.

Girl 1: We are all single.

Woman 2: How can you be the same? At least you can go home and watch TV on weekends. There are many lonely people like me, but few people are happy. . . . . . . )

Female 1: Speaking of TV, it's okay not to watch it, but it's sad to watch it.

Woman 2: What's wrong!

Female 1: TV programs are all the same, just jumping, playing, hugging and making love. Words are nothing more than "you love me, I love you". I envy the dead. I wish I could look at you happily. "

Woman 3: Look for it, cold and lonely, sad and lonely. Neither of us is happy-forever is old, why do you know each other?

Woman 2: Your grades are so good that you spend all day with books. How can you be like us?

Woman 3: Yes or no, the more books you read, the more painful it becomes. Literary novels are full of romantic sentences. Although I am a talented woman in the Institute of Light Industry,

I am extremely busy with my studies, but it is inevitable that I will suffer from lovesickness.

Female 1: Guan Guan female, Jiangzhou, handsome and beautiful, good lady, female life is like years. Man's life-chic, nothing to go out to play ball, come back to brag.

Woman 3: I don't know what boys think. Playing ball is a waste of time and energy. Finally, I'm not tired. I might as well go shopping with a girl. Very romantic, very happy, very chic. Why not?

Woman 2: That is, there must be something wrong with those nerds. What's the use of studying? It's only true if you find a girlfriend.

Female 1: That is to say, there is always a woman behind a successful man. Those men can't go there without women.

Woman 3: Yes, yes, I am a peerless beauty of Guangdong Institute of Light Industry. People who don't appreciate me are their losses.

Woman 2: I can sing and dance. I'm beautiful, too, but no one knows me. ? 6!

Female 1: Look at me, how beautifully dressed I am, but no boy appreciates me, which makes me waste so much cosmetics.

Woman 2:? Sister, the ratio of male to female in our light school is 4: 1. There are so many boys for us to choose from. If we can't find them this year, we'll get a younger brother next year.

Female 1, 3: Yes, my brother can't get married, but if he is too old, he will marry his sister.

Brother Hua knocked at the door

Woman 1: Open the door, who is it?

Brother Hua: Is Xiaoyue there, please?

Woman 1: She is taking a bath. Please wait for her. (Shouts: Xiaoyue, a handsome boy has come to see you. )

Mix: Who's that?

Brother Hua: (loudly) It was the handsome guy who bumped into you in the canteen this morning and said "I'm sorry".

Xiao Wei: Every morning, dozens of handsome guys bump into me and say sorry to me. Which one are you?

Brother Hua: He is your roommate's hometown. The handsome guy you mentioned is fatter than Pig Bajie.

Xiao: Oh, I remember, but I have something to do later. I'm not free tonight. Some other time

Brother Hua: Then I'll wait for you at the door, but I'll be satisfied as soon as I ask to see you.

Mix: No need. You can often see me on the road.

Brother Hua: But I came to see you specially tonight.

Xiao Wei: After school tomorrow, you will stand on the road, waiting for me to pass by, and you will come to see me specially.

Brother Hua: OK, I'll put the roses on your stage.

Xiao Wei: No, there are too many roses to put down. I just threw a bunch into the trash this morning!

Brother Hua: Here. . . . . . Where's my f

Xiao Wei: Take care.

Brother Hua: I really have to go. (After dinner) I really have to go. Why didn't you say "be careful on the road" to me?

Xiao: Be careful on the road.

Brother Hua: I really have to go. Why didn't you say "good night" to me?

Shaw: Good night.

Brother Hua: Why don't you agree? Say "see you tomorrow"?

Shaw: See you tomorrow.

Brother Hua: Then I'll go. (I want to knock after walking for a while)

Girl 1: Xiaoyue, how can you keep people away when such a handsome young man comes to see you? ? This handsome boy cares about you very much.

Mix: But he is too fat. Fat and ugly! It is a shame to walk with him.

Girl 2: That's right. Fat and ugly! ! Straight feeling is no different from Wu Dalang.

Girl 3: Exactly, like a dwarf wax gourd, if I'd rather jump off a building and commit suicide. Than find such a boyfriend.

Girl 1: I don't want boys who are too handsome and feel unstable. Finding someone who cares about and loves himself is the most important thing to be happy!

Girl 3: It's hopeless.

Girl 2: What a shame for girls! Either not, or find a handsome guy like Jay Chou.

Girl 3: That's right.

Girl 1: I won't tell you.

Girl 2 and Girl 3: Yeah! Long live the handsome boy! Long live the handsome boy! ! Long live the beauty! ! ! Long live the beauty! ! ! !

Upon hearing this, Brother Hua lowered his head and dragged him away step by step.

University Weather Forecast (Funny Edition)

Lin: Attention, all units, props in place, host in place, lighting and sound in place. Ready, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3-

Zhou: Stop, I haven't put on makeup yet. Let me fix it.

Lin: Hey, why can't you just make do with it? Chang 'e I successfully flew to the moon. Who are you arguing with?

Zhou: No, I want to be the second!

Lin: Then can you hurry?

Zhou: All right, all right!

L: Prepare, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3-

Zhou: Stop, don't send me to the moon in a hurry, I want to fix it!

Lin: You, don't play big cards with me. You make up for the half-hour show. You have plastic surgery!

Zhou: What's the hurry? Come on!

Lin: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1- Action.

Lin: This program is sponsored by Four Deer Milk Powder. "Four deer milk powder, the powder of youth, the powder of friendship, this product is certified by an authoritative organization without melamine, please feel free to use it! ! "

Zhou: Good evening, teachers, classmates, uncles, aunts and lovely children in front of the TV. Welcome to watch the special weather forecast program of Duff New District, which misses your TV station on time. I am Wang, the super invincible host of the universe. Everyone loves me, watching the flowers and watching the cars drive. I am very happy to bring you the weather forecast of our school for the next two days. Please see the detailed report below!

In the next two days, due to the influence of Siberian cold air, the temperature in most areas of our school will continue to drop and the weather will turn cold. I hope everyone must pay attention to their health, or they will catch a cold easily.

Lin: If you have a cold and a fever, and your fever persists, use delicious cold medicine, eat delicious cold medicine and eat more when it is delicious!

Zhou: The northern part of the teaching area will usher in the first snow in 2007. (Zhou sings: It snows deeply and seriously,) But remember to keep warm from the cold.

Lin: In order to keep out the cold and keep warm, we choose Saddam's down jacket, Saddam's down jacket, from far away Iraq!

Zhou: [Affected by the convergence of cold and warm air currents, the weather around the stadium will change from sunny to cloudy, cloudy to light rain, light rain to showers, showers to moderate rain, moderate rain to heavy rain, and heavy rain to subject, predicate, object and object complement subject in the next two days! Remind the teachers and students who go here to take their umbrellas.

Lin: [An umbrella is an umbrella, not just an umbrella]

Zhou: The weather in the living area in the next two days will be mainly sunny and cold, with strong winds and dry climate, which will bring severe challenges to everyone's skin.

Lin: [Don't worry, use Johnson Baby Lotion, Johnson Baby Lotion, natural, Johnson! ]

Zhou: There will be sporadic inspections in the 1 area tomorrow morning. The meteorological department reminds everyone to wear helmets and get rich with sacks! Due to the influence of the enthusiastic audience tonight, the temperature will be abnormal and the weather will be hot near the fourth district [well, have a rest and don't go away. When the advertisement comes back, it will bring a list of special concerns about the weather forecast.

Insert any program to be executed.

Zhou: Welcome back. We entered the special attention list of weather forecast. According to the meteorological satellite report, the last typhoon this year,141410/4, will land in the new campus tomorrow night. Please see the report brought back by the reporter Fengyun in front.

Fengyun: Hello, audience friends! The place where I am now is the old Dufu area, the center of this typhoon "I love you", and the wind here has reached more than ten levels! Coupled with the heavy rain caused by "I love you", I can't stand normally now. You can see that the pedestrians behind me are basically crawling forward. It is expected that the typhoon will land in Dafu New District around 7 o'clock tomorrow night. Please be sure to put away all the flying clothes and pants for me-ah, whose clothes? !

Zhou: Thank you for the report sent back by Fengyun reporter. Due to the typhoon, the supply of goods is affected, and the price of our school supermarket will rise. Please eat as much as possible and buy as much as possible. I won't tell him about ordinary people!

Zhou: Well, that's all for today's program. For details, please call our hotline at 89757 or visit our website in www.fzuweather.com.cn. Thank you for watching. We will go there tomorrow night. Goodbye!

Props: cold medicine, a towel, two down jackets, four fixed umbrellas, lotion, a bottle and a box of Wang Laoji, raincoat, sunglasses and hat.

ask about

Zhu Chang dialed the telephone:

May: Hello! This is the student union office. You are welcome to call the service hotline of the Student Union. We will provide you with all services. Press 9 for the latest news, 1 for the role of the student union, 2 for the propaganda department, 3 for the entertainment department, 4 for the outreach department, 5 for the organization department, 6 for the logistics department, 7 for the chairman department and 7 for psychological consultation.

Zhu: Hello, I'm a freshman. I just arrived today and am not familiar with the school environment. Where should I go for an interview if I want to join the student union?

May: 13 16

Zhu: 13 16? What's next?

May: Under what?

Zhu: There are eleven mobile phone numbers.

May: This is not a mobile phone number, but a classroom code.

Zhu: Oh? Where is 13 16?

May: It's next to 13 17.

Zhu: What about 13 17?

May: It is next to 13 16.

Zhu: Can you be more specific?

May: It's in room 16 on the third floor of the teaching building.

Zhu: So, where is the teaching building?

May: It's next to the second teaching building.

Zhu: I said, is there something wrong with your head? Can we have a serious talk?

May: This is humor. Are you clear?

Zhu: Can you stop being so humorous? I am in a hurry.

May: If you have an urgent need to urinate, solve it first. I'm not hiding it from you.

Zhu: That's not what I said. I am in a hurry now.

May: You are in a hurry, not me.

Zhu: How can you talk like that?

May: If I don't say this, what shall I say? Must I help you in a hurry?

Zhu: You,,,,,

May: You won't be angry, will you? Throw away your cell phone, idiot. It is recommended that you press the "0" key to query.

Zhu: Why did you press the "0" key?

May: Brainstorm, because your reaction is really too late.

Zhu: Hey, hey ...

(Zhu personally goes to the student union office)

May: Welcome to the election of new cadres in the Student Union.

Zhu: Hello. I am a freshman. My name is Zhu Chang.

May: Pig intestines? I am still a pig lung!

Zhu: You misunderstood. Zhu is the premier's Zhu. Length is immortal length.

May (shaking hands): Hello! My name is Mei Liangxin.

Zhu: No conscience?

May: Don't get me wrong. May is …

Zhu: I know. Plum is willow syphilis plum, plum plum. Liang is a beam. New is a new year.

Zhu: What's in it?

May: This is a cadre interview. Are you interested? There are logistics department, entertainment department, organization department …

Zhu: I know. There are logistics department, entertainment department, organization department, secretariat department, external relations department, chairman department, singing department, dance department, drama department …

May: Stop. The singing department, the dance department and the drama department all belong to the art troupe. Not from the student union. Students' Union includes Logistics Department, Recreation Department, Organization Department, Propaganda Department, Societies Department, Secretariat Department, External Relations Department, Chairman Department and Girls' Department.

Zhu: The Girls' Department? Where is the girls' department? I'll go for an interview!

May: The Girls' Department is for girls only. Not suitable for boys.

Zhu: Just treat me like a girl.

May: What are you talking about? He is obviously a big shot. unreasonable

Zhu: I have been playing with girls since I was a child. I get along well with girls, so please help me (pandering)

May: Don't hold hands and drag your feet. The audience is watching. People will misunderstand that we are gay. State-owned national laws, family rules and student union rules cannot be violated!

Zhu: Which department has the most girls?

May: I know there are more girls in the entertainment department. Why do you ask? What does it have to do with girls?

Zhu: It has a lot to do with it. It is often said on TV that "men and women are not tired from work". As the saying goes, "Behind a successful man, there is always a woman. So, having a woman working next to you will be motivated!

May: Dog sense, pseudoscience. I've been working for so long that no woman has done it so well.

Zhu: You are special. According to psychologists, people like you have two reasons. One is suffering from female phobia, and the other is impotence. Haha's laughter ...

May: Mental derangement. Unreasonable.

Zhu: Where is the entertainment department? I'll go for an interview.

May: You must have a skill to enter the entertainment department.

Zhu: I am good at drama.

May: Drama? Do you know Zhao Benshan?

Zhu: Zhao Benshan? I don't know. Is he the Minister of Entertainment and Culture?

May: (Haha) You don't even know Zhao Benshan, and you say that drama is ok. He is the representative of our China sketch.

Zhu: The representative of the sketch? I'm not a sketch artist, I'm a crosstalk artist.

May: You should know about cows!

Zhu: Of course. I know those chickens! My family has a flock of chickens. There are 200 chickens in it!

May: That's not what I meant. Niu Niu is a famous crosstalk performer. You should know the famous smile Feng Gong!

Zhu: Yes, I often see him on TV. That's the crosstalk performer whose son looks like a swan.

May: Can you perform cross talk live?

Zhu: OK!

May: Let's cheer for you!

Zhu: However, I have to find a partner. You come!

May: May I? I can't act!

Zhu: You tell me. I say something, you say something, okay. Here we go. Ladies and gentlemen!

May: Dear friend.

Zhu: I love you so much.

May: I love you so much.

Zhu: My name is Zhu Chang.

May: My name is Mei Liangxin.

Zhu: My father's name is.

May: My father's name is Mei Xingang.

Zhu: I am 18 years old this year.

May: I am 19 years old.

Zhu: I didn't violate the law and discipline.

May: I didn't ... why do you look like a prisoner answering the police?

Zhu: This is the beginning of cross talk. I am a freshman.

May: I am a sophomore.

Zhu: My family lives atNo. 100 1 Seaview Garden Villa, Meimeng Town, Wuchuan City, Zhanjiang City.

May: My family lives in Meizhou ... How can I introduce myself? This is cross talk. Forget it, besides, drama is the entertainment department of the art troupe, singing and dancing.

Zhu: I can sing and dance. I once won an award.

May: Then sing a few words. Let's clap.

Zhu: (Cough) Singing folk songs (boating to see his wife ...............................................................................................................).

May: Stop singing, the audience will be scared away. How can Cantonese sing folk songs?

Zhu: This is a folk song. This is our Huang Po accent in Wuchuan, Zhanjiang. My hometown said it was nothing.

May: The entertainment department is not for you. You'd better consider other departments.

Zhu: I haven't danced yet. I can dance hip-hop and MJ, and I can dance the difficult action in hip-hop: handstand rotation.

May: Street dance, MJ dance? Wow, this is the most desirable dance for our college students. Let's go music

Zhu: MJ first, then street dance (action)

May: This is a difficult handstand. Even a three-year-old can do it. The entertainment department is not for you. You should join the logistics department. Besides, you have good conditions.

Zhu: What conditions?

May: Just thick-skinned. There is a jumping market in our school, and the logistics department is responsible for selling things there or putting things next to the canteen.

Zhu: What's the monthly salary?

May: No salary.

Zhu: Without salary, who would be stupid enough to work for nothing?

May: It's futile to do so. The logistics department provides you with a good social practice environment. You can exercise your eloquence, social practice, work and other abilities. Being able to enter the logistics department will benefit a lot, and others can't get in.

Zhu: Oh! But I still do it without manpower. But what about the propaganda department?

May: The propaganda department is responsible for distributing posters, that is, drawing cartoons, calligraphy and typesetting.

Zhu: Drawing cartoons? It's so childish. It's for children.

May: What child? Some cartoonists can't draw it. Don't underestimate it, not many people can write a good hand.

Zhu: Who said that? My word is dragon dancing and phoenix flying.

Mei: When the dragon and the phoenix dance, they can't even speak and write badly.

Zhu: What does the organization department do?

May: Being responsible for organizing people to participate in various activities or meetings organized by the Student Union can better exercise your organizational and other abilities.

Zhu: I'm too busy at work to go shopping with girls. What does the club department do?

May: The Societies Department manages various social organizations, such as Guitar Association, Drama Association and Love Association. However, the club department has been upgraded to a club, which is not under the management of the student union and has gone out independently.

Zhu: Independent? Taiwan Province Province became independent, and now the community department is also independent, and schools are also divided. Arrest the reactionaries quickly.

May: You misunderstood. The club department is independent of the club. Approved by the school, the club is a large organization, with financial, cultural, organizational, publicity and other departments, which is equivalent to a university student union.

Zhu: Make it clear. I thought terrorists invaded China. How about the external relations department?

May: The International Liaison Department is responsible for sponsoring some large-scale activities of the Student Union, which can exercise your eloquence and diplomatic skills. This is a good department.

Zhu: After each activity, is the rest of the sponsorship money yours?

May: No. It is kept by the student union as the fund for the next activity.

Zhu: The students will keep it. That's great. No one knows that he is corrupt.

May: Say what!

Zhu: Nothing! What does the chairman's department do?

May: There is a chairman in the chairman's department. Five vice-chairmen. Each vice-chairman is in charge of a specific department. The chairman manages the whole student union. Responsible for making the work plan of the student union, and is the chief commander and chief planner.

Zhu: Then I'll be the chairman.

May: The chairman has been replaced by a senior brother. I have no choice.

Zhu: No choice? Where is the teacher? I told the teacher.

May: There are no teachers here. The chairman has the final say.

Zhu: Call out the chairman. Let me see what this son of a bitch is made of!

May: Why do you curse? I'm the chairman!

Zhu: You are the president of the Student Union! I am president (Ha).

May: Look (card), this is the duty card of the chairman.

Zhu: (gentle) Yo. Damn it. I am really blind, but I am blind. Please forgive me if what I just said is offensive!

May: Your quality is too low. I'm not qualified to interview student union cadres at all. Student union cadres should not only have this ability, but also have good quality in order to serve the public. Please go back!

Zhu: Give me a chance. I'm just kidding you.

May: Just kidding! Is the student union a joke to you? Is this a joke? Go, I have work to do, don't waste my time!

Zhu: Hey, don't think I'm a sick cat if the tiger doesn't lose his temper, so I don't know I'm good. Who is the president of the student union? What a nice bird. Bah, I'm just Taketaro like a frog.

May: What's the matter? Find a fight!

Zhu: (whispering) No, it's nothing. I'm telling myself. You do your thing.

May: I dare not say anything about me if I give you courage.

Zhu: (steps back) I mean you. It's great that you think you are the president of the student union. Bah, I'm not a bird.

May: You need to be beaten. Don't go (catch up).

Author: Hua Tsai detailed text reference:/xiangshengxiaopin/xiaopin/2006-10-26/202.html