1. There is a dog in front of the door, chewing dog bones, and another dog comes, and both dogs bite the dog.

2. When you walk into a room, surrounded by walls, you will see mice when you look up and cockroaches when you look down.

3. Take your head, take your life!

4. On the street, pig shit stinks, dog shit smells, human shit smells, shit smells, shit smells, shit smells.

5. You also write poems for me, and I also write poems for me. The red polygonum flowers in the south of the Yangtze River and the red flowers in the north are all bleeding from people's eyes.

6. Drink water and eat.

7. If there are no mountains, no mausoleums, and heaven and earth are in harmony, then I dare to be with you. You are like a rock, and I am like a cattail. The cattail is as tough as silk, but the rock will not shift!

8. When the moon moves to the west, the drums start to show, and the fishermen close their nets and go home. Why do you need an umbrella when the sky clears after the rain? The blacksmith turned off his lights and was drinking tea. The woodcutter came down the mountain early with his load of firewood, and the hunter called his dog to collect his hunting fork. The beauty got off the swing, and the oil man changed his career. The old woman couldn't bear the pain of being beaten and she begged the emperor to forgive her.

9. Fu’s eyes were round and round, and he punched half of them. Everyone laughed and the emperor snorted in silence.

10. Huang Ama, my mother has waited all her life, hated her all her life, thought about her all her life, and complained all her life; but she is still grateful to God for allowing her to have this thing that she can wait for, hate, think about, and complain about. people.

11. Ziwei: “You and she looked at the snow and the moon, and talked about the philosophy of life from poems and songs, but I didn’t even look at the snow and the moon with you, and talked about the philosophy of life from poems and songs. "

12. Erkang: "I'm sorry, I was wrong. I shouldn't have watched the snow and the moon with her. From poetry and poetry to philosophy of life, I will only watch the snow and the moon with you from now on. , talking about the philosophy of life from poems and songs

13. Meng Dan and Han Xiang eloped, Xiang's father led his troops to chase them, blocked them in the desert, and the soldiers beat Meng Dan and dragged Han away. Xiang, Hanxiang dragged her body on the ground, but still struggled to look back, shouting with tears in her eyes: "Meng Dan!" You are the wind and I am the sand! "Then he recited a poem: "The wind rustles, and the sand flutters; the wind blows, and the sand flies. The wind flies over the Tianshan Mountains, and the sand chases across the Tianshan Mountains! ”

14. When human beings are born, their natures are good, their natures are similar, and their habits are far apart...Dogs don’t bark, cats don’t jump, chickens don’t fly, pigs don’t make noises…Father doesn’t care, mother doesn’t…

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15. The goat goes up the mountain, the mountain touches the goat's horns, ah! The water buffalo dives into the water, the water covers the cow's nose, moo!

16. No hooves in front, no roast duck in the back, I think the belly is empty, I burst into tears, alas!

17. No matter what, I just gave them a gentle push.

18. You rely on me, there are many emotions, many emotions, as hot as fire. Twist a piece of clay to shape you and me, break the two of us together, and then mix you and me with water...< /p>

19. If you don’t write love words or poems, a piece of plain handkerchief expresses lovesickness. Please turn it over carefully, and the threads come and go.

20. I passed on poems last night and broke through. It's a big disaster, you have to rely on me, it's so cruel! The queen mother is angry, the princess is thin, and the prince is anxious! It's better to smile than die!

21. Traveling through the world with a flute and a sword, a bottle of eternal love and wine! Walking on the earthly road with two feet, using the sky as a cover and the earth as a house!

22. How can a broken me save a broken you? ?

23. It’s not Ziwei, Jinsuo, Mingyue, or Caixia. It’s the person who is with them all day long. It’s the person who was shot by me and has made me worry about it ever since. . He is the one who doesn’t understand the style and desperately wants to help me pull the red line.

24. Ah... you and I are like water, like fire, like a piece of mud, broken together, soaked in water, and burned by fire again, Even if you say you don't want to write poetry, you still have to do it. It's dead horizontally and dead vertically. Henghengjiji,jijijihehengheng, so on and so on, ah...

25. Old Buddha, I think There is everything in this palace, but it lacks a bit of human touch; the three words of human touch can be divided into human feelings and the world of flavor, the world of love, and the flavor of life.