1 The following is a joke about Chaoshan dialect:

At a class reunion barbecue, a female classmate from out of town asked me, "How do you say fish in Chaoshan dialect?" I said, "Huh."

She repeated: "How do you say fish in Chaoshan dialect?" I said: "Huh."

She was helpless: "Then...how do you say oyster in Chaoshan dialect? "Me: "Oh."

She asked again: "What do you think of Oyster?" Me: "Oh."

Then she asked me if you could. Tell me how to say "egg" in Chaoshan dialect? I said: "Yes." She said: "If you can, just say it!" I said: "Yes."...

Finally she asked: "Can you tell me how to say shrimp?" Me: "Hey~"

From then on, our friendship came to an end.

(Explanation: The pronunciation of fish in Chaoshan dialect is the same as heh in Mandarin, the pronunciation of oyster is similar to oh, the pronunciation of egg is the same as neng, and the pronunciation of shrimp is similar to hey in Mandarin.)

2 The following is a joke about Cantonese:

①Don’t call me Lei

It turns out that there is a Cantonese buddy who plays CS together. Every time he is hit by an enemy, he shouts: Throw thunder! With tears in our eyes, we threw out the flash mines in our hands and continued to charge. In order to get shot, our teammates even sent news to our comrades... Later, when we found out that there were no enemies, this buddy also called "Thunder Thunder", and I realized that this was a Cantonese sentence!

(Explanation: "Dului" is a curse word in Cantonese.)

②"Dead" clothes machine

I went to the supermarket today and wanted to buy a washing machine. , I met a salesperson who spoke a non-standard Cantonese dialect. Her Cantonese made me laugh and cry. The content is as follows: "My "dead" clothes machine is a touch-sensitive type. It's so convenient, so simple, and fast. Function, as long as it is disabled, the death can be completed in 10 minutes. The death is quick and clean. The death can be automatically programmed to take place at any time you want. There is also an automatic air-drying function after the death, so you can die with peace of mind. "

(Explanation that the pronunciations of "wash" and "die" in Cantonese are very close)

③My name is Feiwu

Police: I am a policeman, this gentleman, What name?

Passerby: My name is Fei Wu (Cantonese pronunciation "Secret").

Police: Stop joking.

Passerby: Who is kidding you? I tell you my name is Secret.

Police: Still playing? Do you want to obstruct official business? Take out your ID card!

The passerby obediently handed his ID card to the police. Policeman: Oh, it turns out to be Fei Wu (he pronounced it as "waste" in Cantonese).

Passerby: I am not a waste, I am a secret.

Police: Fei Mi (waste) is Fei Wu (waste). What’s so mysterious about this.