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Uncle's test

A: nephew

B: Aunt.

C: Uncle.

A: Hello everyone! My name is Xiao Fei! My girlfriend Jingjing and I have been in love for three years. Yesterday, she finally agreed to marry me! But their family has a strange rule that they must pass her uncle's test before they can marry her! I have an appointment with Jingjing to finish her uncle's exam before Children's Day! So I'm going to find her uncle now. Sadly, Jingjing's uncle actually lives in Spain!

A: Drive ... drive ... drive ... MengMeng ... MengMeng ... wake up ... erect ... MengMeng ... you can't die ... half way off!

Ring the doorbell.

B: Who are you looking for?

Excuse me, are you Jingjing's uncle and aunt? One … a dance artist at first sight!

Ha … I'm just a dance lover, and my husband is the top Jian Yuepai dance artist in the world!

Aha ... What kind of Jian Yuepai is it?

C: Oh! Oh, my God, you don't even know Jian Yuepai! It seems necessary for me to show you! Music (demonstration)

B: Ha ha!

Oh, my God! It's that simple! Uncle and aunt, it's like this. I came to propose to you today! Please marry Jingjing, your niece!

C: Oh! Young man! Language is the palest expression situation in the world. Tell me how much you love my niece with your body! Come on! Let me see your enthusiasm!

B: Enthusiasm! Not spicy! Come on! Pollution patrol dance!

Wow! ...

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Psycho, get out!

Ah, uncle! I never learned to dance!

Tell you what! Let me see how expressive your body is.

A: What is body expression?

C: Look, I'll show you! (demonstration)

A: Oh! Goethe! Just like animals!

C: Hey! Come on, young man. Show one!

A: I can't do this either.

C: Come on, see the guests off!

A: No. Don't. Fujian, uncle. Ah ... let me dance for you! Music (Spanish bullfighting songs and horse-riding dances)

B: Ah ha ha!

C: Ah, hahaha! (Applause) Great! Young man, my niece will be very happy with you! (High-five) You passed the test!

A: Thank you, Uncle! Then I will go back and marry Jingjing!

C: Don't worry! Go find her second uncle. There is an exam waiting for you!

Jingjing has an uncle?

C: Yes!

Then where does her second uncle live?

C: Not far! In Thailand!

A: I'll go! Ok ... then ... then I'll go find her uncle! Bye, uncle and aunt!

Dance ceremony, stand down!

A: I didn't expect Jingjing to have a second uncle! So I embarked on a journey from Spain to Thailand! (It's time to change clothes for the audience) Hey, hey. What a broken car. Fuck you! Drive. Drive. Hey! (swimming)

A: (rings the doorbell) (enters the door) Is anyone there? Hello? Don't! Is anyone here? Then hello! Is this Jingjing's second uncle and second mother's house? Savadika!

B: Sawadika! (Thai ceremony) (B and C go on stage together)

A: Excuse me, is this Jingjing's second uncle's house?

B: That's right!

A: Aha! Hello! I am Jingjing's boyfriend! I've come to propose to you. Please marry your niece to me! Uncle!

B: Ha ha ha! The young man is handsome! But I am not your uncle, I am your aunt, and this is your uncle!

Captain: (covering his mouth with a smile) Sawadika! Come, sit down!

A: (embarrassed smile) Uncle, I, I won't sit!

C: Please sit down!

A: Nothing! I just stood.

C: Sit down! (intense)

A: Uncle! I was downstairs when I came. Oh,no. Haha, I brought you the local product of our hometown in Henan, Thai fragrant rice! (Smells) It smells good! Ha ha!

B: Ha ha! Thank you, and we have a present for you! Small ground sesame oil! Ha ha!

A: We can't buy this at all! Ha ha!

Go and buy milk! Haha, buy it, haha, hey, hey, hey!

A: It's ... It's ... (groans)

B: Young man! Your uncle said. You think you are handsome! Ha ha! (patting the nail on the shoulder)

C: Karamay. Karamay Hello, hi, hi, hi!

Your uncle said that you and his niece are a perfect couple! Hahaha! (patting the nail on the shoulder)

C: Karamay. Karamay Hello, hi, hi, hi!

Your uncle said ... (slapping one shoulder empty and falling to the ground)

A: Huh? Aunt, you don't have to translate for me. I think you Thais all say the same thing! Well, I communicate directly with my uncle! Ah!

A: Uncle! Bar milk! Ninai is so buried! Ha ha!

C: Karamay. Karamay Who do you want to bury it?

A: Oh! Karamay No one was buried by you!

C: Karamay. Karamay Who are you cursing?

A: Oh? You can speak Chinese?

C: You forced me! Let's get down to business, young man. It's not that easy to be our nephew and son-in-law! You must pass our test! Now let me test your IQ! Let your aunt give you a question. Can you guess what this is?

A: Hey, all right, all right.

B: Come on! Watch this, young man! (Action-Escape) What is this?

You have to give me some hints, right? What do you want to guess?

B: Hit a fruit!

A kind of fruit? Ha ha. This. This. I don't know!

B: peaches! ?

A: Escape? Hey, it's white. Peach! Oh, my God. Peach! Haha, I'm sorry, auntie. I was a little absent-minded just now. Well, I'm very focused now. Can you give me another chance?

Try again?

A: Try again! Try again!

C: (Please)

B: Be careful!

C: Come on!

B C: (doing actions)

What is this?

A: Pick peaches!

Captain: Well (shaking his head)

A: Pull the peach ankle? Stick people behind peaches?

Oh, my God!

What is that?

B: Grab it and run! (grapes)

A: Catch and run? Oh! Grapes! Oh, my God! Grapes! Ah ha ha! Sorry, auntie. Now I understand. I have found the trick! This way! Give me one last chance!

B: Last time?

A: Last time! I, I, I know how to guess!

Come here (please make a gesture)

B: Come on!

A: Grapes. (muttering)

B C: (doing actions)

The grapes are dead?

C: Mm-hmm!

The grapes are all dead!

Oh, my God!

C: Young man, grab, run and lie down! (glucose)

A: Glucose! ? Mine. Glucose is not a fruit!

B: I didn't say it was fruit either! Young man, you should know how to improvise. Draw inferences from others!

Mine. ...

C: Young man, I just passed your simple test and found that your IQ basically belongs to no downline! Fujian!

A: No, no, no. Oh, my uncle, my aunt, you are a little too much! According to your logic, I will give you a debut question. You'll never guess!

B: Come on!

C: Come out! (Please gesture)

A: Yo, yo. (Punches him in the face) Yo, yo.

B C: there is no solution in the eyes.

What is this?

A: Yam!

B C: Applause. (No solution operation)

Oh, my God!

C: Great. This is the best question I have ever seen! You passed the IQ test!

A: So. So I passed the test?

B C: (Qi said) Ah!

A: Then I'll go back and marry Jingjing!

Don't worry, young man! Ah! You passed the test! But I'll watch you when you come in. You lack the delicate side! How to take care of my niece? Men should have a feminine side! (C: Aha! ) women should also have a man's side! Let's go Let's see the other side of you!

A: My second uncle and my second aunt. I am a pure man. I'm afraid I have no feminine side!

C: See the guests off!

Oh, no! My .. don't send away the guests easily! (Hiding your face) Ahahahaha ... (Woman) Hello everyone! I am the other side! hahaha ..

B: Isn't that great? Come on, young man. Now let's see how you can switch between these two states freely!

A: Huh?

B: As soon as I raise my hand, you are a man!

C: As soon as I raise my hand, you are a woman!

Aha, what am I now? Ouch, ha! Got it!

Come on, young man! Tell me about marrying my niece and treating her! (Raise your hand)

A: My second uncle and second aunt, don't worry! I am a responsible man (uncle raises his hand-change a woman's face)! If I marry your niece! I listen to everything she says (aunt raises her hand)! She told me to go east (uncle raised his hand-woman's side) and I dare not go west. (Aunt raises her hand to one side) She told me to catch the dog. (Uncle raises his hand-woman's side) I dare not drive away the chicken. (Uncle and aunt raise their hands together) Oh ... Ah ... Ah ... (Finger uncle and aunt raise their hands) (Aunt raises her hand-man's side) Me.

B C: Applause. Ha ha ha ha ...!

C: Great! Young man! You have passed the test, so go now! If you don't leave, we will all vomit!

A: Don't spit! (From female to male) Mm-hmm. Don't spit milk, uncle! Well, I passed the test!

C: Yes!

A: I'm going back to marry Jingjing!

C: Don't worry! Young man, come on! This is her third uncle's address!

B: fourth uncle's address!

C: My uncle's!

B: Uncle Liu's!

A: No! Wait a minute! What is that? How many uncles does Jingjing have?

C: Hi! Not much! Eighty-one

A: I ... I ... (horrified expression) No way! There may be so many uncles!