I reach out to you, will you follow me? If not, I'll have to put my foot out and trip you up.
2. Burying the sorrow of the times in a smile is the most profound wisdom; living a bitter life with a sense of humor is the smartest art.
3. Do you know what you want to eat on Valentine’s Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; roast you, stew you, braise you; fry you, fry you, serve you cold!
4. I remember a buddy in our dormitory snatching other people’s buns to eat. While eating, he said: This thing is only good for the butt.
5. There are two types of looks, one is good-looking and the other is ugly. You are in the middle, very ugly.
6. When I was born, God asked me whether I wanted to have a good memory or be beautiful. I forgot how to answer it at the time.
7. Grandpa said: Jay Chou must have been a good monk when he became a monk, because the scriptures he read were so nice.
A man at 20 is Pentium, a man at 30 is Microsoft, a man at 40 is Panasonic, and a man at 50 is Lenovo.
9. Women have countless QQs. In order to tease a man, men often use a QQ filled with various women.
10. I finally understand why I turn left and right before and after the beginning of military training, because only in this way can I get a more even tan.
11. You don’t need too many criteria to choose a lover, just these three things: don’t lie to me, don’t hurt me, and stay with me.
12. Do I want to imitate Aotuman’s spirit of beating little monsters and pester you until you die?
13. There are two kinds, one is good-looking and the other is ugly. You are in the middle, so ugly.
14. When one door of happiness closes, another door opens. We often stare at the closed door but turn a blind eye to the open door.
15. You are a useless waste and a burden to your family. You might as well hang yourself with a hemp rope!
16. Men report that they are getting busier and busier at work, while women who have affairs reflect that the dishes are getting saltier.
Obesity is a pain in breathing, eating KFC, eating McDonald's, and even drinking water.
18. BM went out for 6 big medicines. After walking around the high ground, he asked: Brother, how do you enter the practice room in this picture?
19. From a distance, the long hair is fluttering. Approaching the tiger's back and bear's waist. Turn around and look. Damn it. The old monster from Montenegro. Lie again.
A mouse meets a tiger, and the tiger bites the mouse. The mouse avoids the tiger. The tiger cannot bite the mouse. The mouse avoids the tiger.
21. Don’t convince a person who insists on eating shit. Otherwise, he won't thank you. Do you think you want to eat shit with him? !
22. If someone dares to scold me for not having a seasoning packet to buy instant noodles, I will scold him for only having a seasoning packet to buy instant noodles.
23. The more mature the husband who is deeply loved by his wife is, the more immature the wife who is spoiled by her husband is.
Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine’s Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; roast you, stew you, stew you; fry you, fry you, fry you.
25. Based on my many years of fish farming experience. When raising fish, you must change the water frequently once a week. Or change the fish every two weeks.
Adolescent love is like a mental drug. No matter whether you take it or not, there is always a group of Lin Zexu standing behind you.
The best friend is the one who keeps saying goodbye to you, but still continues to chat with you every time you reply.
28. You are the wine and I am the cup. How can you get drunk if you don't let me drink? If you were a lover, I would chase you. I won’t regret it if I chase you to the sky. !
29. In spring, you plant a girlfriend in the back hill. In autumn, you cuckold in the mountains!
30. Current situation: Can’t study, can’t play, can’t sleep, can’t feel good, can’t feel good, can’t eat a lot.
31. If someone dares to curse me for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets, I will curse him for only buying seasoning packets!
32.Brother. About our relationship as brothers. If one day I become the emperor. I must call you the second brother.
33. Don’t think about what to say to your wife when you are late coming home. She will tell you everything.
If you're single year-round, you may want to reconsider whether you're being too strict about your gender.
35. When I found my boyfriend, I slapped him twice for the first time.
I have to ask, where the hell have you been hiding all these years?
36. God closed the window of mathematics for me, blocked the sewer with the door of English, and even gave me a language hole.
When we are young, we are princesses. When we grow up, we will be spoiled by our relatives and friends.
38. If being good-looking is wrong and being cute is a sin, then you are fine, yes, there is no sin.
39. It’s all because Jam Hsiao sings about Faye Wong and takes advantage of her beauty, okay, let’s get divorced!
Meeting strangers is really troublesome. Turn life into a ruthless carving knife. Not only does it not carve you well. One more thing.
41. iPhoneX is too difficult to buy. Tried many times. When paying, it always shows insufficient balance. Have the same problem?
42. Being in the midst of blessings, one does not know the blessings. It is said that some people have gained weight, but they pretend not to know.
43. Time is the butcher's knife. This only applies to good looking people. There is no way to get rid of ugly people.
44. Current social situation: Friends of life and death are spread all over the world. I can’t find anyone to eat with in the same city.
45. In spring, your friends are planted behind the mountains, and in autumn, you carry green hats all over the mountains and plains.
46. Once you drown, don’t be nervous and pretend to be dead immediately. This way, the water will think you have a body and you can float.
47. I finally understand why we have to turn around one year before and after military training, because only in this way can the sunlight be more even.