Xiehouyu:
Put your fingernails on your knees.
Answer:
Leave the subject far, Irrelevant.
Explanation:
Beat around in circles, or have no idea what the theme is.
Far from the point, such as:
At dawn, my wife pushed me and said that the theme was back. Didn't I say I would come back at night? What's the hurry?
My wife got up neatly, and I heard her cleaning her son's bedroom. I think my wife has begun to pave the way for the theme. I want to lie down for a while. Under normal circumstances, I don't wake up for half an hour. How I want to digress.
My wife and I have been married for fifteen years. When we were in love and married, we were all the themes of life. Later, when my son was born, the theme changed. I often feel left out, at least, I am no longer the protagonist of this family story. My wife and I intentionally or unintentionally called our son the theme. I called him that behind his back.
My wife urged me: you go to the market to buy food. She listed the varieties of vegetables, all of which are suitable for her son's appetite (seafood and the like). She asked for my advice. I think we must organize the materials around the theme again. I said, what's your hurry? As long as you have money, you can't have food. It's like a hotel that welcomes NPC deputies.
I have to get back to the point, after all, it's been half a month since the topic was digression. My son goes to boarding school and has a holiday every half month. I put my wife's menu list (dinner, my wife can show her talents again, and her skills will only be displayed when the theme comes) and went to the food market. My wife told me, don't forget, take a few peppers, two or three is enough.
My son likes spicy food. For half a month, our diet deviated from the theme, and we all made do with it, scattered a few casual dishes and sent our stomachs away. I said, I am clean. She said, Jane is simple. I said: it's so simple. If we are not rich, we will be rich. In fact, we save half a month, which is not enough for the theme of going home once. I made a faucet, for example, in normal times, we save water, and when he comes back, he turns the faucet on enough to offset the water accumulated between our teeth. However, we are willing to highlight the theme. Even, the wife pulled her fingers to calculate the date when her son came home. I said: you are also a bitch, and you will be annoyed when you come back.
However, son is the theme of our family after all. Isn't our marriage the hope and continuation of this theme? Birth, aging, illness and death are also the unchanging themes of human beings. In any case, I have the responsibility and obligation to try my best to highlight this theme. I said: I try to cooperate with this theme. As for what he will do to us when he grows up, I don't expect anything. I hope he can grasp the theme in his later life.
Am I off topic? I didn't show it. Actually, it's easy for me to digress. A person's life is always bound by a theme (I don't mean my son), and it is often very tired and annoying. For example, the study theme, planning, steps and newspaper reading of the unit are all around one theme, and they are all tired of it. They know this is a form, but they must highlight it together. Finally, they have to sum up and talk about their own gains and experiences. How much time was spent, how much information was sent, and how many people participated. I digress again. After work at night, the theme is at home, which is the weekend. He called me dad as if it were a gift, and my heart was as sweet as honey. But I don't show my face.
I felt very angry when I saw big bags and small bags scattered on the floor. It was a change of clothes for half a month, and I smelled a sweat. For half a month, it became the theme material for his wife to start the washing machine. The wife began to nag: you don't know how to wash your underwear in time, it's moldy. The son said, I have no time.