Is there any old joke that can catch your laughter and make you laugh every time you watch it?

My surname is Huang, the yellow at the traffic light

A patient kept laughing when he was getting an intravenous drip. The nurse asked him why he kept laughing. The patient said, I laugh a lot

< p>Liu Bei said to Zhao Yun: Zilong, you see that Yun Chang and Yide have become sworn brothers, so you can join us too! Zhao Yun thought for a while and said: I still don’t want it. I think calling me Zhao Si doesn’t suit my temperament...

Two girls in the dormitory were competing over whose feet were smellier. One girl said, if I take off my shoes Take them off, and you all have to run away. Another girl said, if I take off my shoes, none of you will be able to run away.

When a friend had a birthday, I bought him a gift online and told my boss, " Can you help me write a happy birthday. "Friends called me in two days and asked me" Who is the Zhang Zi "

Picca soldiers ping -pong ping -pong Qiu Qiu Qiu Qiu Pongers, this is a pikachu distant < /p>

Is there any old joke that can catch your laughter? Watch it and laugh every time. Comment and share your story.

I am a funny expert and I collect funny jokes every day. My essential homework is to tell you some funny jokes that make people laugh every time they watch them.

1. I took my son to travel to Zhangjiajie during the National Day. I asked my son: "Do you like it here?"

Son: "I like it"

For the people I love Don't be stingy, let him get everything he likes.

After the tour, I sold him to the traffickers here.

2. I came to my brother’s house. My brother was on a business trip. My sister-in-law and I were the only ones at home. My sister-in-law told me that it was cold at night, so I gently hugged my sister-in-law to the bed. We shared the same bed that night. I kept sleeping on my pillow until dawn. When my brother came back and saw us sleeping together, he said to me: "Sister, when did you come here?"

3. A colleague called me crying and said: "My dog ??died. I have been with him for 6 years now. I have always regarded him as my relative. I am so sad. Can you come and stay with me?"

Me: "Right away. Come on, don't be too sad, I will stay with you."

The girl cried and said, "Thank you, it's great to have you. I bought a pack of dog meat hot pot base on the way here."

4. When the school first started, the classes were reassigned. My deskmate was a strange and beautiful girl. I started chatting: "Hello, beauty, what is your last name?"

Pretty girl: " My surname is Wei."

Me: "What is Wei?"

The pretty girl looked at him in confusion and said, "I don't know why? Maybe it's my father's surname?" Weiba"

⒉Guo Jing: Master, after you finish treating Ronger, please also treat my dry stool! Yideng: It’s easy to talk, I’m very good at this! Guo Jing: But I haven’t written a note for N days. I wonder if the master has any miraculous ‘medicine’? Yideng: ... Yiyangzhi.

⒊Huang Rong: Dad, do you like brother Jing? Huang Yaoshi: I like it, I really like it! Huang Rong: Yeah~~~! What do you like about him? Huang Yaoshi: I want to register a Disabled Persons' Federation on Peach Blossom Island. Mei Chaofeng is blind, Lu Chengfeng and the others are lame, and the servants are all deaf-mute. I've been searching hard for so many years, but I've always been short of a fool...

Love life! Love jokes!

2018, seize the last

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When I went to the toilet, I felt bored, so I took apart the phone case and played with it repeatedly. The pattern was accidentally clicked on the ground while playing with it. I felt a little dirty when I picked it up (psychological effect, I guess), so I blew on it a few times. At this time, someone from the opposite side said: Brother, your shit burns your mouth... I started fighting with him without even wearing pants at that time.

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Yes, it’s still in the toilet

I don’t know if you have noticed that there is an empty space under each row of toilets. Last time I went to the toilet Out of curiosity, I glanced down and looked at each other... After a long time, the brother across from me slowly took out a spoon and asked me if I wanted a spoonful? :No, two spoonfuls is more enjoyable.

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I remember that Xiaoqiang was very happy when he first bought a bicycle and often went shopping by bike.

On a sunny afternoon, I was riding a bicycle through an alley at a very fast speed. When I turned the corner, I saw an old man riding a bicycle. I was about to collide with him. The old man shouted loudly: You Left and right

Before I had time to think about it, I made a beautiful left turn... Yes, the two of us lay in the alley for a long time that day.

Funny I’m a professional, so I’ll show you the latest one

Angels have fallen into emoticons...

My space is full of nonsense!

You never know what will be found during ward rounds

You show your report card to your father

How scary your boyfriend is when he studies medicine

< p>Joke 1-Xiaoqiang

One day, a man found a Xiaoqiang at home. He thought that Xiaoqiang also had a life, so forget it and let the little cockroach go.

As a result, the next night, when he returned home, he found that the whole family was surrounded by Xiaoqiang. /p>

Joke 2-Bat

Bat competition, see everyone’s blood-sucking ability. The first bat set off and came back with a mouth full of blood. It said it sucked a house in front of it, and everyone said it was awesome, cowhide~

The second bat also set off and came back with a face full of blood. , it said proudly, I am amazing, I sucked the blood of a student from the school in front of me, and everyone said well, it seems you are the strongest!

The third bat set off and came back covered in blood. Everyone said it goes without saying, you are the champion, you win! As a result, the bat lowered its head and said quietly: "I just flew out and hit the telephone pole."

These two jokes are from when I was young, I had no talent and couldn't sing. I don't know how to dance, do martial arts, or do magic. When my teachers or classmates asked me to perform on stage, I could only tell jokes, and these two jokes became the most beautiful jokes in my memory. Maybe today, they are not so funny, but they supported my entire childhood and teenage performances.

So when I think about these two jokes again, I still find them funny. What’s funny is not only the jokes themselves, but also the expectant looks in their eyes every time I tell them to my classmates. As well as my awkward accent and my special desire to show off my performance.

Thinking about how old I am, even though I have watched a lot of sketches and watched Happy Comedians many times, the two jokes I can remember are still the two from back then. That's it, old jokes, just like old friends, let's go on together.

Thank you for the official invitation again.

I am a funny short video creator. I usually come into contact with many funny jokes and collect a lot of content.

Since it is an old joke, I have to mention those enduring jokes.

No more rambling, let’s start my performance

1. Short jokes

1. Zheng Xidan disappeared, and my wife went crazy with worry, looking everywhere for her. Can't find it.

2. The seven roommates are not human beings. This picture is so beautiful that I can’t imagine it.

2. Medium-length jokes

1. When I was in school, I often saw boys placing heart-shaped candles downstairs in the girls’ dormitory and shouting “I love you”. To confess, I encountered a very funny thing later. A classmate lost a bet and was asked to imitate this situation. So the classmate bought candles and ran under the girls' dormitory. He was shy by nature, but he didn't light the candles for a long time. Then many classmates thought he was going to confess his feelings, so in order to cheer him up, they rushed to watch and said to help him. Finally, after holding it in for a long time, he finally shouted to the dormitory: "Sell-wax-candles!"< /p>

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3. Extra-long jokes

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2. Cock Laxative Bathhouse

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