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Recite the story of kung pao chicken and the potato.

Author, Xinmin school-12 grade group

B: materials,

Chicken breast 250g

A: Fifty grams of peanuts.

Two cloves of garlic and three pieces of pulp.

A section of onion and five dried peppers.

B: Ten peppers.

H: And-oil.

B: practice,

Cut the chicken leg into diced meat and add a little salt, pepper and yellow wine.

A: Put some starch in it, grab it evenly with your hands and let it stand for a while.

B: Let it go for a while.

A: Yes, brackets. This method, called curing or sizing, can remove the fishy smell from meat and is suitable for all kinds of meat, including the back.

B: (sighs) Ah ... Pour the oil! When the oil is hot, pour in the diced chicken and stir fry for a while.

A: Finally, add garlic paste and diced vegetables, add rice wine and sweet sauce to taste, and then add a little sesame oil.

B: (Sighing), (Action) Pour in peanuts and stir fry-stir fry. In about a minute, you can get up.

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A: It's ready to eat.

B: It's ready to eat.

H: You can eat now.

A: After kung pao chicken, let's talk about the story of potatoes.

B: Potato, potato, you will always be the protagonist in the university canteen. You are almost everywhere. Where you are needed, there is you.

The image of

A: Are you kung pao chicken or spicy meat slices?

C: In this dish, you are meat without meat, and you are eggs without eggs.

B: There is a poem that praises you like this:

Whether you come or not,

For a whole year,

The potatoes are right here,

Not sad or happy.

Whether you eat or not,

The potatoes are all in the pot,

Neither increase nor decrease.

C: Whether you buy it or not,

Year after year,

The potatoes are all in the university cafeteria.

At noon,

I can't believe I'm still here at night

Come on, let's feed you or let me live in your heart.

B: I asked Buddha Zu: Why is the earth round?

Buddha said: Son, that's because potatoes are round.

A: I asked the Buddha again: Why don't you give all women the face of closing the moon and being ashamed of flowers?

Buddha said: Every woman who loves potatoes can't afford to get hurt.

C: So, along the way, I ate potatoes and sang out-of-tune songs, and stayed in school to teach.

B: So, along the way, I ate potatoes and sang out-of-tune songs, and got the first National Natural Science Foundation.

A: So, along the way, I ate potatoes and sang out-of-tune songs, and was named a lecturer and an associate professor.

Without potatoes, there would be no canteen.

C: Without potatoes, there would be no United and beautiful group in Xinmin School.

He: Potato, you changed us, and we changed the world!

Ouyang Guanya: After eating these two dishes, I remembered my school days.

One or two pounds a day is definitely not more, but less.

Breakfast, a bun, grains of rice,

Two bowls of cakes at noon, be careful not to hit your feet, you can't stand hitting your feet,

Surround the operator, the alkali in the corn flour is uneven, saying that the alkali is uniform, and the cost is basin.

A bowl of cabbage soup is the healthiest without oil.

A bowl of rice can't chew water at night.

Every day is the same story, wandering in class,

The height is the same for men and women, and quantification is quantification.

You said you had money in your pocket, so don't give it here (Pim n).

Sacrifice is useless. Two tickets are not enough.